Peter Riffin @hedgehogdaddy1.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Dude, Bryson, c’mon!!! We gotta listen to the Great Disney Games before your mom gets here and you have to go home!!! 110
Peter Riffin @hedgehogdaddy1.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Hey, gamers! I’ll be having Story Time play date with @scrappy-fan92.bsky.social Come join before you mom gets back and makes you go back to your house, bro. m.twitch.tv/seesbraincom...m.twitch.tvTwitchTwitch is the world 020
Peter Riffin @hedgehogdaddy1.bsky.social · 11/03/2025What is everyone’s opinion on The New Norm in relation to The Old Norm? You feel there are any differences? 000
Peter Riffin @hedgehogdaddy1.bsky.social · 11/03/2025I’m 26 years old, skinny, and 6’3 with the face of a 17 year old. Every time I shave off my mustache and beard, I have to present the Quiktrip clerk with an expired ID to *not* get my Corona 6 pack. How the fuck do twinks even enjoy life? God *damn!* 010
Reposted by Peter RiffinScrappy-Fan92 @scrappy-fan92.bsky.social · 05/03/2025After many delays, we're doing a formal rollout for the cast of #TheGreatDisneyGames (story link here: www.fanfiction.net/s/14423225/1...; art by @dicesms.bsky.social). I'll include URLs to SM handles in the images and links in the alt text. This whole thread's gonna be a pain in the "@" symbol. 184
Reposted by Peter RiffinScrappy-Fan92 @scrappy-fan92.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Joey voices Tinker Bell, Ferb, Glomgold, and Grim. @hedgehogdaddy1.bsky.social reprises Phineas and Doofenshmirtz from way back in ep. 2 and voices Kronk as well. @buckyofchaos.bsky.social makes her long-awaited debut as Rapunzel and Mabel and @harrysupermsl.bsky.social voices Dipper. 121
Reposted by Peter RiffinScrappy-Fan92 @scrappy-fan92.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Another episode of Story Time's coming up. We'll be returning to the TF2 fic "Ceasefire Days," where the RED mercenaries get stuck in the snow. @harrysupermsl.bsky.social, @radoran.schale.club, @hedgehogdaddy1.bsky.social, and Joey join me: www.twitch.tv/seesbraincom...twitch.tvseesbraincommentaries - Twitchseesbraincommentaries streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community. 001
Peter Riffin @hedgehogdaddy1.bsky.social · 11/12/2024What’s the name of that Starbomb song again? The one where Mario and his brother are fighting over Peach. It’s like, fuckin’…uuuuh… 010
Peter Riffin @hedgehogdaddy1.bsky.social · 03/11/2024Kamala outro music: “ 🎶 I am a black storm, crashing through the tides. I am a female force, dividing water’s rise. I’m bulletproof, honey. Call me Bull-et-proof!!!🎶” Tim Waltz music: “When you get your tools at Harbor Freight, you’re getting more than a job well done.” 000
Peter Riffin @hedgehogdaddy1.bsky.social · 03/11/2024Conservative vampire: “Bleeg!!! My children of the night can’t even enjoy cereal without being forced to look at a yellow-skinned diversity hire! Hasn’t China already taken enough from us!!!? Our culture is about making people D.I.E., not D.E.I.” 110
Reposted by Peter RiffinAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 20/10/2023me after ruining the vibe at karaoke 9634124
Peter Riffin @hedgehogdaddy1.bsky.social · 20/10/2024Every scene in Saturday Night feels like this: 000
Peter Riffin @hedgehogdaddy1.bsky.social · 04/03/2024Holding this up to my face at Chills like it's my phone and laughing, “Aww, nooo. Naw, naw that’s crazy, bro.” 000
Peter Riffin @hedgehogdaddy1.bsky.social · 22/02/2024Every car insurance commercial is a millennials' worst draft tweet and you just have to sit through it while your drunk ass is watching American Dad at 2:32 am. 000
Peter Riffin @hedgehogdaddy1.bsky.social · 21/02/2024Tom and Jerry gotta be so fucked up if you’re a cat. Imagine being Jewish and learning Cartoon Network airs Triumph of The Will during your kid’s lunch period. 000
Peter Riffin @hedgehogdaddy1.bsky.social · 20/02/2024Blueskey is for draft tweets. Twitter is for bangers. 100
Peter Riffin @hedgehogdaddy1.bsky.social · 20/02/2024Sharpay’s Law: The theory that if you introduce a “mean girl” character into any given musical, she *will* have the best song. 100
Peter Riffin @hedgehogdaddy1.bsky.social · 16/02/2024@GreenBeretPinkiePie: “Happy Valentine’s Day. I’ve given up on love. God, I hate this fucking holiday.” The Grinch: *in a leather jacket, leaning against a doorway* “…How would you like to be part of a team?” 100
Peter Riffin @hedgehogdaddy1.bsky.social · 15/02/2024Hi so Always Sunny’s “The Gang Misses the Boat” may be the greatest sitcom episode of all time. Just letting you know because you totally care. 100
Peter Riffin @hedgehogdaddy1.bsky.social · 13/02/2024I’m autistic and love Hawaiian shirts, call me Stimmy Buffet. 010
Reposted by Peter RiffinBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/02/2024The only Bill Ack-man I want to hear about is when Cathy gets the check for an expensive dinner (This joke submitted by Phyllis Schroeder, age 57) 819211
Peter Riffin @hedgehogdaddy1.bsky.social · 12/02/2024Batman: “FRIES, YOU CAN’T DO THIS!!! I KNOW YOU WANT HER BACK, BUT THIS IS INSANE!!!” Mr. Freeze: “Is it, Batman? My condition, it’s numbed me to life’s carnal pleasures. My beloved deserves to feel not merely…revived but…alive.” *wields Bad Dragon horsecock to suit* 120
Reposted by Peter RiffinMicah @rincewind.run · 12/02/2024“oh cool, I’m exactly the demographic being pandered to during the Super Bowl halftime show” “oh no, I’m exactly the demographic being pandered to during the Super Bowl halftime show” 1051758
Reposted by Peter RiffinStuffie's Corner @stuffiescorner.bsky.social · 11/12/2023The teacher said "Your last name indicates what your ancestor did for a living." "Mary Cooper, your ancestor made barrels." "Avery Baker, your ancestor baked bread." "Lucy Cobbler, your ancestor made shoes." Then Annie Dickinson raised her hand. 021
Reposted by Peter Riffin🇵🇸 🅲🅷🆄🅲🅺 @benigma2017.bsky.social · 09/01/2024I went out early yesterday planning to spend all day gazing into the abyss but I forgot my glasses and wound up spending all day squinting into the abyss. 511412
Peter Riffin @hedgehogdaddy1.bsky.social · 12/02/2024Why’d they put on the 2001 BET awards for halftime? 030