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Hector Chicken

@hectorchicken.bsky.social
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Not the Belgian restaurant. Dundee United, Derbyshire cricket, cats, sports history, family history, football programmes...

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Secret Edinburgh @secretedinburgh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I've found a rug that looks like a train ticket
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Hector Chicken @hectorchicken.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We seem to be doing fine now
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Hector Chicken @hectorchicken.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Friends with Mr Brown?
Gordon Brown and Andy Burnham
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Hector Chicken @hectorchicken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pocognoli on the doley, or something
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Hector Chicken @hectorchicken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jesus Christ Scotland
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Hector Chicken @hectorchicken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yellow card for Luis Binks
Bryan Ferry
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Hector Chicken @hectorchicken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Imagining a future where McBurnie is getting a presentation for his hundredth cap, and he still hasn't fucking scored
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Hector Chicken @hectorchicken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
DOG ON THE PITCH KLAXON
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Hector Chicken @hectorchicken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lovely goal!
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Hector Chicken @hectorchicken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Proud to have been involved in the first square go of the Tennent's Sixes 🧡🖤
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Hector Chicken @hectorchicken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
www.maptap.gg October 3 93🏆 97🔥 96🔥 99🔥 96🔥 Final score: 967
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The most disappointing video you’ll see today.
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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
mods are asleep, post bean hole
diagram of method to cook pork & beans in a pot covered in embers and buried in a bean hole
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what if we just get Man City to pay for the National Care Service
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Hector Chicken @hectorchicken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Was hoping McBurnie might turn out to be not as hopeless as last time, but alas
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Hector Chicken @hectorchicken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hendry back to his worst so far
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Hector Chicken @hectorchicken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not enjoying this Scotland game much so far 😬
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Hector Chicken @hectorchicken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Are you sure these are virtual adverts? It could just be that Tunnock's Caramel Wafers are highly popular in Slovenia
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Hector Chicken @hectorchicken.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There's nothing else for it but an AI Jock Stein
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Hector Chicken @hectorchicken.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Neil's turn now. Then Brendan again, Martin.... (continues into infinity)
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Hector Chicken @hectorchicken.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Highly tempted to message my St Mirren-supporting cousin. MIght wait until after the match, to be on the safe side.
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Hector Chicken @hectorchicken.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
3-0 up at half time, red card overturned by VAR, penalty against us overturned by VAR. Great succour for people with a four-decade long grudge against St Mirren (me)
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Hector Chicken @hectorchicken.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
2-0 up in Paisley already, we are massive
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Hector Chicken @hectorchicken.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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They don’t make legends like my pal Ralph anymore
Prodigiously talented, hard-drinking, headstrong and self-deprecating, late Dundee United icon Milne was many things. Above all, he was great company
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Hector Chicken @hectorchicken.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Another amusing night of Celtic FC
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Hector Chicken @hectorchicken.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There's a boy in the U19s called Kanye (he is pasty and white)
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Hector Chicken @hectorchicken.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
But it lives on in my heart
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Hector Chicken @hectorchicken.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh, that is tremendous stuff, well done!
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Hector Chicken @hectorchicken.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's not over exciting either
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TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Took a picture of my friends dog at the train station and may have created the best horror movie poster ever
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Hector Chicken @hectorchicken.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Love living in Weimar Britain
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Hector Chicken @hectorchicken.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Showing off, again www.maptap.gg September 6 97🔥 94🏅 98🎯 95🏅 98🎯 Final score: 966
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Hector Chicken @hectorchicken.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Very cheerful people, the Danes
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Hector Chicken @hectorchicken.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I think you're forgetting Ziro
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Hector Chicken @hectorchicken.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Done and done! A good read
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Ian King @twoht.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It's half time, and that gives you enough time to read this. Or share it. Or do both. Actually, do both. Please. Thank you. unexpecteddelirium.substack.com/p/the-weeken...
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The Weekend Match: Wingate & Finchley 0-0 Felixstowe & Walton United - All the World Is a Very Narrow Bridge
This week, we’re off to north-west London, where a club with a convoluted history have a home FA Cup match against a team who missed out on promotion at the end of 2025-26 by a very narrow margin.
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Hector Chicken @hectorchicken.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Best thing about that match
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Hector Chicken @hectorchicken.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The Masonic conspiracy theories are going to be off the scale here
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Hector Chicken @hectorchicken.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
James McFadden just using the phrase "follow through" next to Dougie Imrie, awkward
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Hector Chicken @hectorchicken.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Blue Movie Blackmail sounds like quite the cinematic masterpiece
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Hector Chicken @hectorchicken.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Unless there's no contact at all, you've no chance with these things. Waste of time really, but as you say, you have to do it to make a point
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Hector Chicken @hectorchicken.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Very soft. Gently nudged his forehead somwehere vaguely in the direction of an opponent. Giving this guy, who clearly wants to make a name for himself, an opportunity to make a name for himself.
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Hector Chicken @hectorchicken.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It is indeed. Also sent off Camará in that game too 🤔
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Hector Chicken @hectorchicken.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It's all gone to shit, yep. Red card was a nonsense
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Hector Chicken @hectorchicken.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Shocking decision. Not even a booking
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Hector Chicken @hectorchicken.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Going to see Coyote vs Acme this morning, good bank holiday fare
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Hector Chicken @hectorchicken.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I don't like to boast, but www.maptap.gg August 30 98🎯 99🎯 93🏆 98🎯 92🏆 Final score: 953
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Hector Chicken @hectorchicken.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Blueberry and banana
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Hector Chicken @hectorchicken.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Surprised they've not got the 49ers playing for this at Ibrox
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Hector Chicken @hectorchicken.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Unexpectedly,they have obliged!
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