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Abie Toir

@heauxstface.bsky.social
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Grovel like a bitch on your knees for the applause, lick the fucking dirt off my boots like a good dog I don't choose the bear, I am the fucking bear. Headless Haberdasher Tammie, what were you doing with a boy named Tinky Stockings?!

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Abie Toir @heauxstface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Abie Toir @heauxstface.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Last Leaf On the Tree hits so much harder after Dolly's passing. #farmaid #willienelson #willienelsonandfamily #dollyparton
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Abie Toir @heauxstface.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Willie Nelson is the second greatest gift God ever gave the Earth.
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Abie Toir @heauxstface.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I would keep it and just yeet them out of it! Good at editing? Awesome, deleted completely out. Bad at editing? That's ok, stack of Lisa Frank stickers.
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Abie Toir @heauxstface.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
God is so funny sometimes 🤣
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Abie Toir @heauxstface.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Real ones from Day one. You don't have to get about it when you been about it.
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Abie Toir @heauxstface.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This was one of the best horror movies I've watched in months! So fun, realistic, funny, and irreverent. And the plot didn't rely on idiotic decisions by characters to drive it forward. Penny Lane Is Dead was just pure perfection.
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Abie Toir @heauxstface.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Does anyone have any tried and true dirty soda recipes? I'm having a party to celebrate a friend's sobriety and I want to have fun drinks but nothing alcohol or even mocktail adjacent. I want to set up cute glasses and all the ingredients but a "suggested recipe" list. Help me out, skeeters 🩷
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Abie Toir @heauxstface.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Meryl Streep Meryl Gif
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Abie Toir @heauxstface.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Oh god I LOVED that thing!
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Abie Toir @heauxstface.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'm so heartbroken - not just losing a personal hero, but losing what I think might genuinely be the last person in this country who will be remembered for her kindness and humanitarian work over her fame. I pray that she is the guardian angel for all disadvantaged children all over the world.
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Abie Toir @heauxstface.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Also Appalachian but furthermore, y'all is such a nice, gender-neutral inclusive for a group of mixed company. It's literally a contraction, if its use bothers you, y'all ain't the kind of people we want to be around anydamnway.
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Abie Toir @heauxstface.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I accidentally bought a whole day collar because it was pretty. And I'm wearing it too, if they're dumb enough to think my ass is a sub that's their issue
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Abie Toir @heauxstface.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I actually had to read this THRICE before I even understood it. So I can confidently say this thought has never once crossed my mind.
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Abie Toir @heauxstface.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ring cameras were found to lead to significant racial profiling in gentrifiying areas as far back as 2019. And the footage does almost nothing as far as protecting property because cops and companies don't care. The only value they've added to society is funny fart videos on tiktok.
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Daryl Hannah @dhlovelife.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly broke me in early to her raucous self deprecating sense of humor when we began steel magnolias rehearsals  i asked her - how long does it take to do a hair do like yours? Dolly - no idea, i’m never there when they do it! i started taking Dolly-isms notes on the back of my script after that
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Orville Peck in London: "Dolly was my hero…I think as a gay man coming into country music and feeling sort of alone, the thing that always felt comforting is, like, just knowing Dolly existed in country….made me feel like maybe I had a friend there" 🥺🙏 Via: attitudemag(IG)
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Renée in L.A. 🐦‍⬛ @reneepatrice.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The Santa Monica Pier is lit for Dolly. And I'm sobbing once again.
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 26/08/2026
my wife has a friend who sent Dolly Parton a painting she made & a letter explaining how much Dolly's music meant to her while she was transitioning. Dolly responded to it personally & paid for her top surgery. Sounds like an urban legend but it's real. I think we're going to more stories like this.
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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Abie Toir @heauxstface.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When I was but a little peabrain, I saw this fabulous creature and said THAT'S what I'm going to look like when I grow up. My style has evolved a bit but Dolly has always been the angel on my shoulder telling me to be as fabulous as I want to be. May she find eternal peace, rest, and sequins.
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Abie Toir @heauxstface.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My sweet, beautiful, Patron Saint. She helped children learn how to read and she literally helped save lives from COVID. I will always remember dancing to her records in my Grammy's trailer, wearing a bathing suit, cowboy boots, and a cowboy hat, drinking apple juice out of champagne flutes.
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Abie Toir @heauxstface.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Day 7/13 of sharing! Just over $3k left to hit the goal!
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Abie Toir @heauxstface.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Day 6/13 of sharing! Just about $4k to get to goal ❤️
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Abie Toir @heauxstface.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I need to buy this! I only listen to @stephengrahamjones.com books on audio because the narration adds so much to the storytelling, but i also love owning physical media.
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Abie Toir @heauxstface.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Don't put that level of evil on Satan, he's probably like
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Mariah Carey: I Don't Know Her
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Abie Toir @heauxstface.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The way I would have been like "oh wow, look at that pretty bird! Hmm, what was that big thump? Oh well, none of my business, back to the pretty bird."
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Abie Toir @heauxstface.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Day 5/13 sharing! Just over $6k left to hit the goal. I'm so proud of the love the horror community and the good neighbors of Pittsburgh for the love they've shown 🥰
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Abie Toir @heauxstface.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Absolutely not. That's insidious behavior, and that's abuse of that child (and yes I still think 19 is a child even if the law doesn't). I would try to somehow make it clear to the child that I would always be a safe place for them if they needed help getting out.
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Abie Toir @heauxstface.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Day 4/13 sharing this post in honor of Friday the 13th! Please continue to share and send Tom your love ❤️
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Abie Toir @heauxstface.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Day 3/13 sharing this, in honor of Friday the 13th! Tom's cats were named Max and Bruce and are deeply missed, maybe make a donation in their honor. Please share and tag your favorite horror creators!
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Abie Toir @heauxstface.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Day 2 of 13 of sharing this - please donate to Tom and his family if you can, and tag your favorite horror creators! #horrorsky #tomsavini @fangoria.bsky.social @bloody-disgusting.com @bdisgustingpod.bsky.social @dirtyhorrorpod.bsky.social
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Ed Lynch @goatburgler.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Tom Savini is facing a heartbreaking loss after Tom’s home was ravaged by fire. Thankfully, Tom and his wife were not injured, but their two cats, Max and Bruce, were tragically killed. This is traumatic for anyone at any age. It has been especially difficult for Tom being a senior citizen at 80 yo.
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Donate to Support Tom Savini After House Fire, organized by Jason Baker
Tom Savini, special makeup effects legend, is facing a heartbreaking loss after Tom’s … Jason Baker needs your support for Support Tom Savini After House Fire
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Abie Toir @heauxstface.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
He lost 2 cats, a home that has been in his family for 3 generations, and priceless memorabilia and horror history. Please help in any way you can. He is such an important part of our community. Share! Tag! Donate! Whatever you can do, #horrorsky!
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Abie Toir @heauxstface.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I have very little reach here, but please share this far and wide. gofund.me/114a09805 Tom Savini is not only a living legend, he's also a good fucking person who's helped a lot of people. My heart breaks for the loss of his cats. He's 80 years old, a Vietnam vet, and didn't deserve this.
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Donate to Support Tom Savini After House Fire, organized by Jason Baker
Tom Savini, special makeup effects legend, is facing a heartbreaking loss after Tom’s … Jason Baker needs your support for Support Tom Savini After House Fire
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Abie Toir @heauxstface.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Although they had very different stories, they both deserved infinitely better. May their paths cross on whatever journeys they take next.
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Abie Toir @heauxstface.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I watched these girls grow up with me on screen. Neither got to see 40. I'm so sad for them & so angry at what they had to go through. I'm pissed that Hayden's team had to make their statement at 11:20pm est so TMZ or some other dumpster rag couldn't break it in the most disrespectful way possible 💔
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Abie Toir @heauxstface.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Seeing this last night at 11:30pm est was extra heartbreaking because I'm sure her team felt pressured to release the news immediately even though it was late, so TMZ or some other hack-rag couldn't do it first. Some news deserves the light of morning. I ache for her loved ones.
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Abie Toir @heauxstface.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This is heartbreaking. I don't even know what to say. She went through so much...I can only hope that somehow her last days were filled with light and love.
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Abie Toir @heauxstface.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I wear perfume to bed (like a weirdo) and I woke up this morning obsessed with how I smelled - like blown out candles. I had to check what I wore, and it was Toskovat Last Birthday Cake. I'm also in love with Amaretto In the Melting Room. They are fast becoming my #1 fragrance house! 🕯🥃🎂
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Abie Toir @heauxstface.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I have never once been offended when someone has called me insufferable, because never in my life have I asked someone to suffer me. I am was and always will be about it, and if that doesn't suit you, the exit is exactly where the entrance was. By all means, protect your peace, cause I ain't it.
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Abie Toir @heauxstface.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The survival skills of an orange Tic Tac for real
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Abie Toir @heauxstface.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It's such a rare privilege to have best friends you can pick up with as if no time has passed.
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Abie Toir @heauxstface.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I will NEVER skip an opportunity to respond everyone that Kris Kristofferson was the realest, and that y'all shunned Sinéad for trying to expose CSA in the Catholic Church. I hope that they're hanging out together now, singing outlaw country and Irish protest songs.
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Abie Toir @heauxstface.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Abie Toir @heauxstface.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Unfortunately found out I look SO GOOD in a convertible, so will be shopping for one this weekend
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Abie Toir @heauxstface.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Abie Toir @heauxstface.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I fucking LOVE tiktok 🩷🩷🩷
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FANGORIA @fangoria.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Have you voted yet? 🗳️ FANGORIA.com/vote
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Abie Toir @heauxstface.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'm 4 for 5 with you! You have elite taste.
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