Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 11hYes. I could scare the ghosts at this point 141
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Get in Losers, we are going to a haunted Sanitarium 3100
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I feel dumb that I didn’t have the reemergence of The Plague on my 2026 Bingo card. Honestly, I should have known better. 092
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I think I’ll say no to a chance of shooting Myself in the foot in November and December but January I’ll probably be bored so I just might then 120
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I do have enough enemies for that 010
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Do you want me to be mad at you? 130
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This whole situation is infuriating 010
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Celebrated the Second Day of Halloween month by putting up the 12’ Skeleton 140
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 02/10/2026 you don’t have a body like a fuckass cyber truck like him either 140
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The October Libras arriving to the party… 041
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 01/10/2026But I’d also date Caelena for the sleeve daggers 020
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I would date her solely for that reason 130
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Okay but Aelin can just light bitches on fire with her mind 110
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You just want to copy my sleeve dagger 130
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I want one on a spring so it boings out when I need it 110
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 01/10/2026That’s it, I’m gonna start carrying a sleeve dagger. 3100
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 01/10/2026*taps the sign* bsky.app/profile/heat... 000
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I saw the orthodontist yesterday so I have empathy. 010
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Come build mine too please? It’s been sitting in my garage since I traumatized myself by going to IKEA 140
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Good Morning you heathens. What kind of fuckery awaits us today? 4150
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 30/09/2026In other news, I lost my AirPods for the 87th time today. 120
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Anyone else ask themselves “what the fuck ass shit is this?” To yourself multiple times a day? 5100
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If I hear you say you still don’t understand why women hate men, even after everything has come out about Cornell, just know that I hate you too. 060
Reposted by Spooky W(B)itch HeatherMemento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 29/09/202657 men were in that group chat and did nothing and said nothing to help that girl and they are all cowards 23720108
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Does anyone know how to use a waterpik without getting said water all over the bathroom? Asking for a friend 251
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 27/09/2026That does make me feel slightly better ngl 010
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 27/09/2026😘 can’t wait for story time tho 110
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Love that for you. But I still can’t follow you to that app. We’re gonna have to be okay on the other ten 110
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I feel personally attacked by Taylor Swift making me get a song about “Ohio” stuck in my head. 380
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You’ll find them as soon as you buy new glasses 030
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Did Porter take over your feed? 100
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If anyone would know it would be you 010
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I can’t tell if you’re telling me not to fuck around or whether you’re agreeing with me and telling other people not to fuck around. 120
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 19/09/2026There’s a book called Rabid and it’s a kind of history of rabies and it terrified me so much I couldn’t finish it. Literally gave me anxiety reading it. Stop touching bats. And white people stop being fucking stupid please. 2101
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 19/09/2026He’s ungovernable. Just like another brunette I know 010
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 19/09/2026All stretched out it was like 6inches long. This dog is gonna be the death of my bank account 110
