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Spooky W(B)itch Heather

@heatherupperleft.bsky.social
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PNW•book nerd•farmer(ish) •Bravo TV addict •Giant Pain in the Ass

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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The October Libras arriving to the party…
horror movie in villains in character form.
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Someone said it’s Monday Mug Day (It was me, I said it was Monday Mug Day, I just wanted to show you one of my Spooky Season Mugs)
Brown mug with “handbook for the recently deceased” written on it. A man and a wife holding hands.
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I love this part of beekeeping, but the ‘tism reeeally hates the sticky hands 🥲
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
How I’m responding to everyone hating on Taylor today
Taylor Swift in a blue t shirt sticking her tongue out cheersing with a plastic drink cup
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I don’t know who made this but thank you.
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Why does my dog look like that little dude from Labyrinth?
A dog begging for couch time
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Reading Robert Frost, found a good one and thought I’d share
Reluctance
BY ROBERT FROST
Out through the fields and the woods And over the walls I have wended;
I have climbed the hills of view And looked at the world, and descended;
I have come by the highway home, And lo, it is ended.
The leaves are all dead on the ground, Save those that the oak is keeping To ravel them one by one And let them go scraping and creeping Out over the crusted snow, When others are sleeping.
And the dead leaves lie huddled and still, No longer blown hither and thither;
The last lone aster is gone;
The flowers of the witch hazel wither;
The heart is still aching to seek, But the feet question 'Whither?'
Ah, when to the heart of man Was it ever less than a treason To go with the drift of things, To yield with a grace to reason, And bow and accept the end Of a love or a season?
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Read some books in February. Not sure what I read in the one titled Bunny, but otherwise a decent month for good books.
February 2026 Reads
R.F. KUANG
KATABASIS 4.0
The Last Thing He Told Me Laura Drane 4.5
uncultured Daniella Mests 4.0
SANDWICH  CATHERINE
3.0
The Correspondent VIRGINIA EVANS
AMAL EL-MOHTAR This Is How You Losethe Time War

3.0
SILVIA MORENO-GARCIA
THE BEWITCHING
SenLintu
ALCHEMISED
4.25
THE WITCH'S ORCHARDARCHER SULLIAN 3.75
ALLISON LARKIN HOME OF THE AMERICAN CIRCUS
4.25 * THEWOMEN OF WILD HILLKIRSTEN MILLE
MAYBE IN ANOTHER LIFE TAYLOR JENKING DEI.
BUNNY MONA ANAD
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
New hoodie arrived 💅
Black sweatshirt that says chinga la Migra
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Dystopian Fiction becomes Dystopian Non Fiction.

The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears.
It was their final, most essential command." "And if all others accepted the lie which the Party imposed-if all records told the same tale-then the lie passed into history and became truth
-1984
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
👇🏼
For anyone questioning the legality of attacking Venezuela and abducting their leader:
Remember we're talking about a highly corrupt leader, a known criminal who used his high office to make billions for himself, and has manipulated elections to stay in power, has used his military against his own citizens, has protected his corrupt friends and punished his political enemies.
And the President of Venezuela did some bad things too.
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Done deal.
Your 2026 word: bed rotting
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Received an early release copy of this book with Book of the Month and just finished it. Highly recommend it, I really enjoyed it. I think it’s out 12/30. 📚
Book cover of We Who Will Die by Stacia Stark
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Boop?
Chocolate lab looking sad
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Hi from one of my little voids.
Black cat laying on a wooden rocking chair
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
November Reading Wrap Up📚 Favorite Books: Everything is Tuberculosis (good but really frustrating too) and Anathema. Least: The Devils. I don’t think this author is for me.
A collage of book covers. Crone Sweet Crone, The Barn, Anathema, The Man Made of Smoke, The Butterfly Garden, The Memory Police, Told You So, These Summer Storms, Framed in Death, The Devils, Everything is Tuberculosis, The Conditions of Will, Red Scott, Forget Me Not
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I tried to bully him and he blocked me real quick
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Hello, Gorgeous
Northern lights in the pnw
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
dude woke up possessed today.
A chocolate lab who looks real cute but is actually psychotic
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy Samhain… from Samhain. May today remind you that every ending brings a new beginning.
Samhain the black cat standing on a pumpkin
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
black licorice is an abomination
FDA issues warning about black licorice:
"It tastes like shit." -FDA
@iakenewsneuwork
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Happy Caturday! Here’s a flashback to when we had 15 kittens running around our house.
A coven of kittens
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Finished product 🤌🏼
Chicken and dumplings soup
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Part of my TBR shelf… not sure why I think I need more books. My Mom probably took Tylenol when she was pregnant so blame her.
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Well shit, I missed an opportunity with that one
A mama hen and her brood of chicks
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Unsolicited Wick pic
A yellow candle
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Kinda wanna lick it and see what happens
Mushrooms
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
It me
A painting with a man telling a woman to just be herself and say something nice and the woman in the chair sitting down saying I can’t do both.
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
September Reads Favorite: We Are All Guilty Here Least: The Coven, it’s good this was such a short read cause it was terrible and almost a DNF
A collage of book covers
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Behold!!
A plate of delicious pancit and lumpia
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
The way I cackled at this
A meme of the impractical jokers turning off the escalator on the orange dictator
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
My kid tried this too and instead of ignoring him I threatened him with bodily harm.
A text message from child to mom asking if she took Tylenol while pregnant and mom threatening to punch him as an answer
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Nothing beats watching the sun set over the Pacific
The sun setting on the pacific ocean
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Posting this for no particular reason
= Newsweek

Charlie Kirk Says Gun Deaths 'Unfortunately' Worth it to Keep 2nd
Amendment
PUBLISHED APR 06, 2023 AT 05:39 PM EDT
UPDATED
APR 07, 2023 AT 08:44 AM EDT
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
So many books, so little time. Favorite read of August was Isola and My Friends. Least favorite was Nightbitch and Project Hail Mary, one day I’ll learn to just DNF and save myself the time.
A collage of book covers of what I read in August
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
chocolate lab: He sits, comes, and lays down on command when he feels like it. Also likes to steal bookmarks out of 700 page books when you don’t pay attention for 2.5 seconds. Eats his body weight every day in very expensive food, because of course he’s allergic to chicken. Free to home.
Chocolate lab sitting on the grass lookin cute
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Busted out the spooky mugs. LFG.
A brown mug with a reference to the movie Beetlejuice that says “handbook for the recent deceased.” A man and woman are holding hands and walking into the light below the wording
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Pup-date. Still cute.
Chocolate lab laying in the grass
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Homemade peach ice cream with graham cracker crumbles -sans salt
A bowl of peach flavored ice cream with graham crackers crumbled over the top
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Please excuse me while I go yeet myself off the nearest bridge.
Inbox of 128 unread emails
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Accurate.
thanks to TS12 l am now waiting for two orange things to drop
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Please don’t do this. If there’s a sign not to touch or feed the animals there’s a reason for it.
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
The guilty face of a crop duster
A chocolate lab puppy sitting on a car seat giving “I’m innocent” eyes
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Such a lab
A brown puppy sleeping with his orange ball
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Our new buddy Porter.
A chocolate lab with a green collar laying in the grassChocolate lab puppy giving puppy eyes
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Sounders til I die FUCK ICE
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
It’s hydrangea season. Show em to me if you’ve got em.
A hydrangea bush with purple and pink flowersA close up of purple hydrangeas
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Po-tay-toes! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish 🌱
Three baskets full of fresh potatoes from the garden
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Just in case she goes, it’s been nice knowin yall.
A map of mt rainier showing a lot of earthquake activity
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
It’s funny how expressive he is with dem earballs.
A pouty German shepherd
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