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Heather M. Collins🗽

@heathersdesk.bsky.social
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Latter-day Saint. Convert. Writer. Interfaith enthusiast. Mixed race. Genetic Genealogist. Survivor. Chaotic good. She/Her♀️

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Heather M. Collins🗽 @heathersdesk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Our house just nearly caught on fire. The breaker had a literal meltdown and blew out the furnace. My entire house smells like burnt wires. We don't have $15k for a new furnace, y'all 😭
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Heather M. Collins🗽 @heathersdesk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trying to figure out a legal issue while someone plays a single section of Havana on recorder repeatedly in the background is just what my life is like right now. Clownery all the way down.
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Heather M. Collins🗽 @heathersdesk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Someone liked this today and lemme tell you something. It's 🤬ing evergreen.
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Rev. Justin Berkobien @justinberkobien.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Isaiah was famously sent by God to warn Judah that trusting in empire would lead to their destruction. Invoking the voice of God to promote asinine military campaigns is taking the Lord’s name in vain.
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Heather M. Collins🗽 @heathersdesk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
What if there is something so much more sinister about AI than just exploitation and greed? What if the Apocalypse Bunker class has fully embraced our complete destruction by climate change, and AI is how they intend to mimic society once we're all gone?
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Library of Congress @librarycongress.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The Library is devastated to learn of the passing of Dolly Parton, a music legend and titan of children's literacy. Her Imagination Library program has earned multiple Library Literacy Awards and, in 2018, she visited us to donate its 100 millionth book to our collection and host a story time. 🦋❤️
Dolly Parton reads to children in the Library’s Great Hall in 2018. Photo by Shawn Miller.
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Heather M. Collins🗽 @heathersdesk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"Heather. Come on. Mormonism?" Yes, and here is today's reason. Because in MY religious tradition, David is *never* going to the Celestial Kingdom for what he did to Bathsheba. There is no forgiveness for him. Not from her, and not from God. And Mormon men should f🤬king think about that more.
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 15/08/2026
Zero surprise that these are explicitly designed to cause pain without leaving a mark, not to incapacitate. Yes, we're spending $20M to buy ICE agents torture devices.
wired.com
The Painful Truth of Exactly How ICE’s New Shock Gloves Actually Work
ICE is spending millions on shock gloves designed to overpower subjects through intense, localized pain.
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The Salt Lake Tribune @sltrib.com · 15/08/2026
The Trump administration pushed out thousands of veteran U.S. Forest Service staff. An "extraordinary" fire season is testing those who are left.
sltrib.com
Federal job cuts are making wildfires harder to fight
The Trump administration pushed out thousands of veteran U.S. Forest Service staff. An "extraordinary" fire season is testing those who are left.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 14/08/2026
Some children in Dilley were so distraught they cut themselves or talked about suicide, parents told ProPublica. They said kids lost their appetites after finding worms and mold on their food, had trouble sleeping, and were constantly sick. (Published February)
propublica.org
The Kids Trump Sent to ICE’s Dilley Detention Center
ProPublica went inside the immigrant detention center for families in Dilley, Texas. Children held there told us about the anguish of being ripped from their lives in the United States and the fear of...
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Heather M. Collins🗽 @heathersdesk.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
"Canon, but make it cottagecore" made me throw up in my mouth a little.
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John Aerni-Flessner @lesothojohn.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This is an absolute travesty. Northwestern has, probably, the 2nd best library collection for African History/Studies in the USA (behind Yale and ahead of MSU, UCLA, etc). A self-inflicted wound that is absolutely, 100% unnecessary given the massive wealth of Northwestern--north of $15 billion.
thepurplewire.beehiiv.com
SCOOP: Northwestern moves to close Program of African Studies
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Heather M. Collins🗽 @heathersdesk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
If the sky is blue where you are, please send pics. I haven't seen the sky in weeks because of wildfire smoke. It's beginning to feel like I will never see her beautiful face again.
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Heather M. Collins🗽 @heathersdesk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
To anyone who is currently visiting Boise: If you see the moose, please don't approach it.
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Heather M. Collins🗽 @heathersdesk.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
A Catalogue of Feral and Braindead Behavior I Witnessed Working at a Hotel Yesterday A thread🧵
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 19/07/2026
Look how happy this duckling looks to be foraging!!! 🐣 🪶
a duckling in a lake about to scoop up a piece of a flower, their mouth is big and open and joyful
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Heather M. Collins🗽 @heathersdesk.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
There is no rudeness, no entitlement, no anti-social and selfish madness you cannot witness at the average American hotel. The class of people in this country with expendable income is a scourge upon the working classes. Hospitality is where any faith in the human race goes to die.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
counterpoint: the dead should make it harder for me to speak ill of them
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Heather M. Collins🗽 @heathersdesk.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I would like to answer his question! "What happened here?" Because Danville, Virginia is one of the most important towns in America you've never heard of. 🧵
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Heather M. Collins🗽 @heathersdesk.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I evangelize the library harder than I ever did the Church, and I stand by that.
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Oliver Brackenbury @obrackenbury.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Tumblr screenshot of a post by abbiistabbii that reads:

The Germans really cooked making "Hobbyless behaviour" an insult. It is both devastating, applicable to a wide range of people and behaviours, and doesn't resort to swearing.

Man ranting on the internet about the Superbowl halftime show or complaining that something is "woke"? Hobbyless Behaviour. Girls mocking another girl for not looking right? Hobbyless Behaviour. Mindless vandalism? Hobbyless Behaviour.

It is more powerful than "get a life" or the English "You're Sad" because it gets to the central point of the matter, and that is wonderful. Danke, Deutsch.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 24/05/2026
to = ➡️ two = 2️⃣ too = ➕ Toto = 🙏🌧️⬇️🌍
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Heather M. Collins🗽 @heathersdesk.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Shot:
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Andrew Paul Johnson was arraigned in a Florida court in October on multiple charges, including molesting a child as young as 11 years old. Johnson dangled the prospect that one of the children could receive money bc...he was entitled to $10 million as part of reparations for his January 6 arrest.
theintercept.com
Pardoned Capitol Rioter Tried to Hush Child Sex Victim With Promise of Jan. 6 Reparation Money, Police Say
Pardoned Capitol rioter Andrew Johnson tried to keep a child sex abuse victim quiet with claimed $10 million Jan. 6 reparations, police say.
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Heather M. Collins🗽 @heathersdesk.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I watched a white man try to abduct a teenage girl yesterday at my job. She came to us for help. That's the only reason nothing bad happened to her. She came to us for help, we protected her, and didn't stop protecting her until she was safe. We gave her back to her mother, safe and sound.
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Heather M. Collins🗽 @heathersdesk.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I hate having to deal with every policy decision that means I have to be around people in their early 20s who CAN'T READ!
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Heather M. Collins🗽 @heathersdesk.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
BULLSHIT!
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Heather M. Collins🗽 @heathersdesk.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Walden. Thoreau nearly starved himself to death while living in Emerson's yard, despite his mother doing all of his laundry and cooking his meals, cosplaying as the poor. I'm not conservative in any way and I still want to yell "take a bath, hippie" at him.
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Heather M. Collins🗽 @heathersdesk.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Just spoke to a very nice man from Texas who works for the feds on the data management side of preventing forest fires. I asked him if AI is encroaching on his territory too. I was... happier before he told me the answer.
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🕯️/ cheer /❤️/ Eir🪶🪶 @freyjasdottir.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
A momentary pause here as I just had a fledgling wake up😂
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Heather M. Collins🗽 @heathersdesk.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Someone at my job took all the cash out of my wallet and stole my credit card. They did the same thing to my work bestie, who just came back today after miscarrying her twins. I'm so angry, I don't think I'm going to be able to sleep tonight.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
the guys walking around in shoes that don’t fit are not gonna do a 25th Amendment
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Heather M. Collins🗽 @heathersdesk.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Meeting some of the people who work at Albertsons corporate makes me never want to shop there again.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 06/04/2026
“Fermented all the juice boxes during snack time. I can’t prove it. But I know he did it.”
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The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
“Fermented all the juice boxes during snack time. I can’t prove it. But I know he did it.”
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Heather M. Collins🗽 @heathersdesk.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I work in a hotel and I'm exhausted. I work the jobs of 3 people right now. I wake up and go to work, come home and go to sleep. Repeat repeat repeat. I gotta pay for a new roof on my house. The bitch ain't level for GOD KNOWS what reason, and I can't get the contractor to actually show up.
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Heather M. Collins🗽 @heathersdesk.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I was just woken up by a cat who demanded affection at 7 a.m. At the same time, I had a thought that I didn't expect. I miss Richard G. Scott. He's a former apostle to the LDS Church who passed away years ago, for those who don't know. He was also a profoundly loving human being.
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fraggle @fraggle.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 14/03/2026
Left: Minimal line art drawing of a cat that is enclosed in a pink rectangle. Label: Kitten is completely full of crimes

Right: the same cat art but twice the size. The same size rectangle covers only the bottom of the cat. Label: Adult cat contains the same amount of crimes but it does not dominate all of their behaviors
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Heather M. Collins🗽 @heathersdesk.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I just saw on Instagram that the LDS Church is going to invite members to fast on July 5th for religious liberty to be strengthened across the world. I'm unimpressed for several reasons.🧵
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
When Americans were asked to temporarily sacrifice going to their barbers so we could keep the morgues from overflowing, people with guns stormed the Michigan capitol.
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Heather M. Collins🗽 @heathersdesk.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
If your dog is in your car with you and you got into an accident, think about what would happen to them during that collision. Think about if and how they would survive air bags deploying, vehicle collapse, or being launched from the windshield or the truck bed. Then put them in a crate.
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Heather M. Collins🗽 @heathersdesk.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
This was the water bottle I took to church yesterday 🫏
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Heather M. Collins🗽 @heathersdesk.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
In the day of Judgment, I want one of those pointers with the plastic index fingers on them. The one from that delightful genre of videos where spouses shame each other for nonsense behavior by comedically pointing with them. I want to air my grievances to people exactly like that.
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Heather M. Collins🗽 @heathersdesk.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
If anyone yells at me today at my job, anyone at all, I'm going to tell them that speaking to me like that is not an amenity included in their hotel stay at their price point. They need to pay $500+ a night because then I'll be making more than I do now for that privilege.
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Heather M. Collins🗽 @heathersdesk.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
"My will to keep going so often comes from Tumblr" is a sentence I didn't expect to write in 2026, but here we are! The untold story of how the LDS Church is participating in the resistance against ICE in Minneapolis.
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Heather M. Collins🗽 @heathersdesk.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I don't have anywhere else to go with this anger. I live in Idaho.I've recently trained a young person who isn't white to work with me. She's incredibly capable and does her job very well. And she gets openly disrespected almost every day at her job, almost every time I'm not with her.
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David T @improvementera.com · 23/02/2026
Devastated to learn that Ardis Parshall @keepapitchinin.bsky.social has passed away. Truly a giant in our community, and one of the absolute best human beings. I'm heartbroken.
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
So, early reports show someone dragged a roll of toilet paper AND a box of tissues onto the chair and took one million bites. We need more facts before we jump to conclusions
a chair covered in slobbery bites from a box of tissues and a roll of toilet paper. no cats are visible so we don’t need to make accusations
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Heather M. Collins🗽 @heathersdesk.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Time for a laugh. This is Lily. She came to our porch and I yoinked her. She's mine now. Her favorite activities are receiving attention, playing, eating, playing some more, chasing, biting Mom, being silly, biting Dad, and playing again. We call her Lily Monster. She is about 1 year old.
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