iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Heather🇨🇦 @heatherrosebpn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My brother just renamed the cat he adopted last week. She came home from the shelter with the name Dahlia. Today, he sent an update: her name is now Dolly Purrton. That cracks me up and warms my heart to no end!

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Heather🇨🇦 @heatherrosebpn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Wordle 1,919 2/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 My lucky day!

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X Solitude ∞ 🍁🇨🇦 EH! @solitudex.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

AND WE ARE NOT COMING BACK ANY TIME SOON SO.....🖕 BEST, 🍁🇨🇦💪

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Heather🇨🇦 @heatherrosebpn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Ontario Teachers: what do you want the public to know, about being underfunded and over it? I’ll start a thread below. Please join in and remember to wear Ted for Ed on Wednesday! *I don’t represent OSSTF but I’m a proud member, in my 30th year of teaching!

Red banner featuring the text “Underfunded & Over It. Let’s fix it, together. OSSTF/FEESO”, with a broken pencil underlining the word “underfunded “.

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Heather🇨🇦 @heatherrosebpn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I’m not normally a fan of using AI to create entertainment but this is fantastic!

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johngora.bsky.social @johngora.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Dear World Leaders, YOU know he’s an idiot. WE know he’s an idiot. Please just stop talking to him. Shun him. As much as possible. Starve him of attention. He will shrivel up like a dried turd and blow away.

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Heather🇨🇦 @heatherrosebpn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I’ve been tracking my open water swimming this summer, with a goal of swimming 5 kilometres in one session. So far I’ve logged 63 km in total, with my longest swim a continuous series of laps around my bay totalling 6.25 km. Not bad for a 50+ yr old fat lady!

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Heather🇨🇦 @heatherrosebpn.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

🍑 It’s Niagara peach season. You know what that means? 🎶 Millions of of peaches! Peaches for me! 🎶 🍑

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Heather🇨🇦 @heatherrosebpn.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Teacher here: lucky to have summers off. The last few summers, I’ve been really disappointed in myself for how little (housework) I’ve accomplished. I returned in September, battery not fully recharged. After my hardest year ever, I am focusing on taking care of ME this summer. 1/🧵

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Heather🇨🇦 @heatherrosebpn.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Wordle 1,836 2/6 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Heather🇨🇦 @heatherrosebpn.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

For the love of all things sacred, why in the bleeping bleep do I keep getting followers styling themselves as “Balkan Baddies”? No offence to Only Fans, but ew… no… I do not want to see some random dude’s exaggerated appendage. No offence to the Balkans, but WHY??

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Peter Breuer @peterbreuer.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Zu seinem 80. Geburtstag hat Donald Trump der Welt ein Foto geschenkt, das Hoffnung macht.

Ein schlechtgelaunter Donald Trump durch das Gitter des Kampfkäfigs vor dem Weißen Haus fotografiert.

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Heather🇨🇦 @heatherrosebpn.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Does anyone else have a German Shepherd who runs into the kitchen every time you start slicing bell peppers? Then helps by standing between you and the counter, to catch any slices that might fall? Then gives sad, sad, puppy eyes until she gets the bottom end of the pepper? 🫑

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 28/05/2026

Bluesky isn't a bubble or an echo chamber, it's a garden. You plant some seeds and pull some weeds, you tend to it with care, and you make it into a space that pleases you when you come to sit in it a while. Other people can plant and tend to their own gardens, if they like. This garden is yours.

A colorful riot of tulips and other flowers.

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Heather🇨🇦 @heatherrosebpn.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

We could really use Colbert back, to explain the “Hormuz News you can Use”! Did I get this right? 1. Strait is open 2. 💩🤡 bombs little girls 3. Iran closes Strait 4. 💩🤡 isn’t winning so he declares a ceasefire in which both sides keep fighting & Strait is still closed. 5. 💩🤡 is a pedophile

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Heather🇨🇦 @heatherrosebpn.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Connections Puzzle #1081 🟩🟨🟪🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 I’m amazed I solved this one. I went for the obvious first row, but it was a damnable ruse!

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Heather🇨🇦 @heatherrosebpn.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Where do you suppose all the pencils go at school? My theories: A. Teenagers eat them, due to stress/hunger/boredom 🦫 B. They are worn to little nubs by students doing ALL the homework 📝 C. Spontaneous combustion ✏️🔥 D. Carried away by 🐿️/🐭 E. (Since I’m Gen X): quicksand or Bermuda Triangle.

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

me when i'm alive and definitely not going to die soon

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Gorgonlin @gorgonlin.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Trump is literally pickpocketing American taxpayers to pay rioters that smeared shit on the walls of the Capitol.

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Heather🇨🇦 @heatherrosebpn.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

I was folding laundry today, debating whether or not I should turn a fitted sheet into rags. It was wrinkled, and worn. I looked at it, and a 💡went on in my 🧠: so am I … So, I lovingly folded said sheet and returned it to it’s rightful place on the shelf.

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Heather🇨🇦 @heatherrosebpn.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

I enjoyed the beautiful Victoria Day fireworks in my small town this weekend. Equally exciting, there was a group of young men playing cricket in the baseball diamond. I’ve never seen it played before, so it was sure fun to watch as we waited for sunset. 🏏

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Heather🇨🇦 @heatherrosebpn.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Message to the orange pedophile: 🖕🏻🖕🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿 Sincerely, a Canadian who is eagerly awaiting The Great Purge, in which the Finding Out phase happens, and the grifters and pedophiles are jailed. The world has had enough of the F’ing Around part. 🇨🇦

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Heather🇨🇦 @heatherrosebpn.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

One day, you’re changing their diapers. In the blink of an eye, they’re changing your tires!

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Heather🇨🇦 @heatherrosebpn.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Wordle 1,763 3/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Heather🇨🇦 @heatherrosebpn.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

I tried to use a stern tone while explaining to my teenager (who has run the dishwasher hundreds of times) that we ONLY use dishwasher detergent (not liquid Dawn) in the dishwasher. It was just too comical to keep a straight face. Didn’t I see this in “Mr Mom”, with the washing machine?

Close-up photo of an open dishwasher, filled to the brim with soap suds.

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Heather🇨🇦 @heatherrosebpn.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Wordle 1,732 2/6 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Heather🇨🇦 @heatherrosebpn.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Wordle 1,727 2/6 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Look what I did! (I know I’m being obnoxious, but I can guarantee this won’t happen often…)

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Heather🇨🇦 @heatherrosebpn.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Fun fact: The „family size“ box of Triscuits could also be labelled „teenage boy size“, if you need to convert units.

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Heather🇨🇦 @heatherrosebpn.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Me too. I’m tired. Does it feel early? Late? I don’t know - just wrong. This cat made me chuckle so it isn’t all bad!

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Heather🇨🇦 @heatherrosebpn.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

And, to quote AC/DC… “Dirty deeds… done dirt cheap”. Sometimes the initial price is cult-like loyalty, which seems cheap at first. The costs include: skyrocketing grocery bills, environmental destruction, human dignity and lives, democracy…. Always check for the hidden costs!

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Heather🇨🇦 @heatherrosebpn.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Wordle 1,694 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩⬛🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Heather🇨🇦 @heatherrosebpn.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Snow by inches, falling falling, In fact, the forecast says it’s squalling - Can‘t even see the traffic light. Will this continue overnight? Tomorrow will the buses go? Or will the roads be full of snow? Four days before exams begin, Time to hand assignments in!

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Ray @kellyrazorrozar.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

I wonder if Mark Carney's expert understanding of the US Bond Market might be the most powerful weapon of all in the NATO alliance?

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Heather🇨🇦 @heatherrosebpn.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Könnte mir jemand helfen? I have accidentally changed my settings so that my account is in German. For example, the Post button now says ‚Posten‘. I’m learning German, so this is helpful, but how do I switch it back to English if I want to? Viele Danken.

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Heather🇨🇦 @heatherrosebpn.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

A good time to repost this, as our 🇺🇸neighbours are on the brink of civil war and imperial conquest, and well down the slippery slope of tyranny. To the brave souls in MN protesting and documenting, stay strong! #ElbowsUp #TrumpsteinFiles #I’mOnWatchListNow

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persephone @jomaselli.ca · 16/01/2026

Goodnight to the good people in the USA who are resisting, protesting, feeding, sheltering, organizing, etc. Sending strength, love, & courage from your neighbours above 🇨🇦

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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Make it viral.

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Heather🇨🇦 @heatherrosebpn.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

It would be a real shame if more people started calling them the Trumpstein Files, especially when he’s trying so hard to distract us from the Trumpstein Files!

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Scott Santens @scottsantens.com · 03/01/2026

Amazing record for the FIFA

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Heather🇨🇦 @heatherrosebpn.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Dear Mother Nature: Next time there’s a ‘year’s best meteor shower’, lunar eclipse, spectacular Aurora Borealis, alignment of planets, etc. , could you pretty please send me clear skies? Thank you, Your devoted daughter living under a snow squall watch.

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Heather🇨🇦 @heatherrosebpn.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

You know you’ve picked the right job when the Minister of Education refers to your Board as “a fiasco“. I do actually love my job (when I shut the door and focus on my students, while trying to remain oblivious to the fiasco, that is).

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