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Heather Jochens

@heatherjochens.bsky.social
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A walking disaster with a hot beverage in hand. Geek with way too many random facts to share. Still having weekly existential crises . 日本語まだ勉強中です。

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Heather Jochens @heatherjochens.bsky.social · 19h
Let’s watch: Nightmare on Elm Street 3: DREAM WARRIORS *singing* And yes, @nightmarejunkhead.bsky.social and @jeniusmcgee.bsky.social were gifted a Freddy glove.
On screen it shows Dokken and Freddy Krueger. Jenius has the glove while presenting Jenius and Greg presenting the film
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 02/10/2026
Calling all NYC artists — painters, filmmakers, poets, musicians and more! Did you know our city provides grants to support your work every year? And this year, we're DOUBLING the amount — from $5,000 up to $10,000 per artist! Deadlines are approaching fast — apply today at nyc.gov/artistgrants.
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Heather Jochens @heatherjochens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Decided to cuddle in at home tonight and run a bath… And watch Night of the Living Dead.
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Theyre coming to get you Barbara
Alt: A man with glasses says “They’re coming to get you, Barbara!” with a smirk on his face. Night of the Living Dead
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Heather Jochens @heatherjochens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I cannot think of a trope that pisses me off more than “IT WAS ALIENS”. Makes me want to throw things because WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT WAS ALIENS???
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🎃 Zack o' Lantern 🎃 @zackdavisson.com · 01/10/2026
Apologies in advance, but I can't afford to feel bad about it. It is time for the big push for my book KAIBYO THE SUPERNATURAL CATS OF JAPAN. Preorders this month will make or break not only the success of the book, but my future books with the publisher. Please buy link.amazon/B0d6PY7Gv
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Heather Jochens @heatherjochens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That man legit left office in January 2025. I don’t doubt that presidencies can have consequences even after a president has left office but I don’t think he is responsible for gas prices exceeding $4…
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Jules Winter @roq11.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was hoping RJL would help me choose even more books for #spookseason!!! 🍁📚👻 #spooktober #booksky
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Heather Jochens @heatherjochens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yup. We’re finished.
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Dr. Nyri A. Bakkalian @riversidewings.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
my advisor worried about where and whether I was going to find tenure-track work, and I don't think he'd have imagined me becoming a slightly slutty internet song and dance gal who teaches Japanese history via Twitch and podcasting in a carefully crafted accent that makes me read like a domme.
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Heather Jochens @heatherjochens.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No thanks… I like digging through records and finding little treasures. That’s part of the appeal— you don’t know what you’ll find or where you’ll find it. It also means you can talk to actual humans about them if you do want to know more or are just getting started.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The amusement park exteriors were shot at an actual fairground in Canoga Park, California. STRANGERS ON A TRAIN (1951) #AlfredHitchcock
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Heather Jochens @heatherjochens.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I can attest I saw SO MANY frog statues going up this mountain
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Heather Jochens @heatherjochens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The treasures you can find on Internet Archive…
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Heather Jochens @heatherjochens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ve been so tuned out of sumo for a while that I had no idea Wakatakamoto was retiring. 🥲 Good luck with your future endeavors coaching younger wrestlers!
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Yamino @yamino.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Whimsy saves lives and that's not hyperbole. When people in power want us to despair, it's a lifeline to your humanity and joy. Get more whimsical right now
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Heather Jochens @heatherjochens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
These weirdos don’t want to admit that this trend is because they have legit made people feel UNSAFE. They desperately want it to be proof that it was all a fad and that they somehow restored sanity.
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Heather Jochens @heatherjochens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So a video went viral of these two girls going to a coffee shop in Kansas City called Oddly Correct on Troost and saying that they got “demonic” vibes from it… Question: are Evangelicals now just using “demonic” as a shorthand for “poor and/or non-white people come here and I hate it”?
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Heather Jochens @heatherjochens.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The end of Bay of Blood will continue to be one of the most wild endings to a giallo I’ve seen until it gets one upped by another absolutely unhinged giallo.
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Heather Jochens @heatherjochens.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dewanojo is retiring??? Awww
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Heather Jochens @heatherjochens.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Saving for later but I am fascinated…
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Heather Jochens @heatherjochens.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Did not occur to me until the year how weird it was and hearing explanations about what they’re used for put hiring process personality tests. I took on when I was applying to Farmers Insurance last year. Of course I didn’t think about it until so much later why they had one…
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Heather Jochens @heatherjochens.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel like whenever the universe knows I have a day off to just do nothing or clean and takes advantage of my inability to say no by trying to give me something to do or someone to see when I really just need to have alone time…
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Heather Jochens @heatherjochens.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hey, they did this at Panic Fest!
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Heather Jochens @heatherjochens.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Let’s watch: Flash Gordon! FLASH AAAAAAH~~! HE SAVED EVERYONE OF US!
On the screen it shows the title Flash Gordon at the bottom. In the background is Ming overlooking different scenes from the film, including Flash
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 26/09/2026
If we promise not to bring an iced coffee into a job interview, will you promise to pay us a living wage?
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Heather Jochens @heatherjochens.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don’t know exactly what he thinks he’s doing here but uhm… it sounds like a threat.
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ray Bradbury: look everyone i just got an original animation cel Bradbury: animation! what a marvelous medium to spark the wonder of youthful fancy! Bradbury: a vista of endless possibility as vast a child's imagination! King: what cel did you get? Bradbury: it's the fat rat from charlotte's web
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Heather Jochens @heatherjochens.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Literally vote for ANYBODY but Mark Alford
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Cheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, @autismsupsoc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Autism has arrived!
Photo of Orange cat looking at a lake in Autumn with orange leaves fallen all about it's finally autism
It reads "it's finally Autism"
Context: this is a conflate Autism and Autumn meme made by honest but it's being used to say it's April, the Autism acceptance month
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Heather Jochens @heatherjochens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh my fucking God, Tommy, just admit you can’t write good policy to save your life and go live in a hole somewhere.
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Millennial hypnotist, all waving a tamagotchi back and forth: "You are feeling eepy, veeeery eepy"
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
Grand Sumo Day 11!! Home stretch!! I’ll talk more about it tomorrow but let’s watch tonight!
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Heather Jochens @heatherjochens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Literally this is the only way I remember that this is the word for umbrella…
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 14/09/2026
#⏰🐘🧵
A typewritten note that reads:

survive. they fucking hate it. it makes them so damn mad. do it.

With a doodle of an elephant in trans pride colors
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 21/09/2026
It's official: Starbucks is gutting DEI policies company-wide to curry favor with Florida politicians as our union's call for a boycott grows. Vote with your dollar. BOYCOTT STARBUCKS.
Fox News headline: Starbucks agrees to DEI overhaul after blockbuster Florida legal showdown. The coffee giant will pay $1M and submit annual compliance certifications for four years under the agreement
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🐻 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/silly-mood-89564928
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I just checked my voter registration. I encourage all of you to do the same. Try your state's official site. AVOID VoteSafe.Org. It's an Elon Musk scam to harvest data.
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Eloise Powers @elnopower.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
- Southern White-faced Owl (Ptilopsis granti). This owl is native to the southern half of Africa. - Photo courtesy of Mark Dumont
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Heather Jochens @heatherjochens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire 🦇
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Richard Roxburgh as Dracula in Van Helsing
Alt: Dracula from Van Helsing (2003)
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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Heather Jochens @heatherjochens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I wonder how good she felt when Fox News and the administration tried framing her daughter as a monster…
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Marshall Ramsey @marshallramsey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Quality response.
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Heather Jochens @heatherjochens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Reading about Charles Laughton and Elsa Lanchester explaining why they didn’t have kids with one biographer saying “Elsa did not want children” is wild because they literally had so many excuses to go on as to why they never had any short of “why is that anyone’s fucking business…?”
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Heather Jochens @heatherjochens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Americans don’t eat a lot of vegetables for two reasons: 1) they grew up with vegetables being prepared in THE MOST unappetizing ways. 2) Vegetables are treated as a punishment or chore… not as something we can eat and enjoy.
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Heather Jochens @heatherjochens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just got out of American Doctor and… Jesus fucking Christ
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Heather Jochens @heatherjochens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Let’s watch: American Doctor SOLD OUT SHOW With popcorn seasoning and cocktails courtesy of Baba’s Pantry. Proceeds go to Super Melon which helps with food access.
Theater one shows Adam, Sara, and Yasmin presenting the filmYasmin Kamal (Baba’s daughter) and Sara present the film and discuss food and Palestine Sara presents her part
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Heather Jochens @heatherjochens.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Then you get to shut the fuck up about how gas prices were higher under Joe Biden because you’re now admitting that they are higher now than they were under Biden…
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We need to talk about how every person who Bugs seduced was into it.
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