iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Unbookmarking a post you accidentally saved after someone posts "which one of you fucking weirdos saved this skeet?!"

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

30 minutes into Monday looking at my inbox

It's Rust Cohle taking a hard drag off a cigarette

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Are they going to drone strike me if I tell her how I really feel?

It's a Spam text message I got that says hey, it's Kate, we are gathering input from Americans on the relationship with Israel. Can we chat?

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Age yourself with a childhood crush

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Same monsters are creating the dick database with the urinal flock cams

It's one of those sensor things on the top of a urinal

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Damn, his right wing grifter turn didn't really work out huh? Maybe just fuck off and stay away for good

Tpusa has quietly removed child predator Chris D'elia from its comedy tour

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Going as Ed Sheeran's tattoos for Halloween

It's Lisa Frank artwork clothing. It's a lot of little animals and colorful shit

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Got that 69th ❤️ 😎

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The band that played when Billy Madison passed the 3rd grade will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran

It's the band that played when Billy Madison passed the 3rd grade

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I love these people with "big accounts" on Bluesky that think they're a big deal. Be thirsty. Who gives a fuck

It's the Jurassic Park Dennis nedry meme where he's saying hey this lady has a big account on Bluesky and then says see nobody cares

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

It's not a joke, guys. I lost my grandparents to AI years ago.

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Paint the ice day at the #curling club 🥌

It's a bunch of people holding a hose at an unpainted curling rink

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source

It's the Beat Kids from Wonder Showzen asking a man "when the revolution comes, where will you hide?"

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I always loved this one

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I'm really hoping Old Glory starts offering some AI options for their robot insurance

It's Sam Waterson for Old Glory Robot Insurance

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Sorry neighborhood kids, this is the only Halloween candy that won't be recalled this year.

It's those weird orange and black Halloween candies

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Sunday night existential dread has arrived

It's Newman from Seinfeld answering the door and saying "what took you so long?"

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Make sure to stock up on these for CK day for the kids

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I'm not going to lie, I definitely shot those at people...

It's the back of a pizza from the ninja turtles pizza shooter toy and it says "do not shoot at people or animals"

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Wait, is it this same pin?! (I can't really see it in that pic 😬)

It's a skeletor pin that says live laugh love

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Putting a team of Dino-Riders together to go blow up data centers. Serious inquiries only

It's a picture from the 1988 cartoon Dino riders with a guy riding a T-Rex with a shitload of weapons strapped to him

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

The SAVE act is going to be about to fail and then Mitch McConnell's theme song is going to start blasting and he's going to come up through the floor

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I love pirating an out of market baseball game and getting insane commercials

It's some law firm commercial for divorcemenonly.com

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

It's what Mitch would have wanted.

It's from ITYSL - no coffin please. Just wet wet mud.

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Running the bar for the Hotter Than Hell Bonspiel. Come get a beer and watch these maniacs throw rocks at 7am #curling

It's a picture from behind the bar at the Broken Broom, the bar inside the Coyotes Curling Club

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

When are we getting the senator edition of Coffin Flop? I want to see Mitch and Lindsey busting outta shit wood and hitting pavement

It's an image from coffin flop on corn cob TV with some dude breaking out the bottom of a casket

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Link is not happy with this vet visit

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Okay, so now his wife went back to China 3 days after they found him unconscious? He definitely died on June 16th.

It's a picture of an article talking about how Mitch McConnell's wife went back to China 3 days after he was found unconscious

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Work just took a shit on my soul all day and my Garmin watch has the audacity to say "looks like you had an easy day"

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Anyone else really fucking tired of hearing about algae all day

It's Billy Madison saying Chlorophyll? More like borophyll

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Fuck it, when gas runs out in a few weeks, I'm just turning myself into a Wheeler for the commute.

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

I'm not the only one that sees it, right?

My Thai place has this sign that says avocado green curry, but I swear I see the word cum every time

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

It was probably the lobbyists at big potato fudge trying to silence you

It's some weird 1950s shit called potato fudge

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Okay that's it. Adobe now has a button to automatically generate a podcast? I'm going to start making and stockpiling napalm and Molotov cocktails. This needs to stop.

My Adobe document now has a button to automatically generate a podcast

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Butter scotch potato fudge? Ok now we're just saying a bunch of words together that don't mean anything

It's a picture of butter scotch potato fudge

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

We used to be a proper country

It's a picture of Carson Daly hosting an MTV ska special in 1997 called Skaturday

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

If you put it into the toilet paper calculator pro, it's rated as an F grade deal. It's a rip off on top of being dumb looking.

If you put the forever roll into the toilet paper calculator, it is an F grade deal

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Does "3 course meal" count as a flavor?

It's old '70s jello stuff with full meals in the jello

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