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being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
oh man perfect for two of my exes!
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being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i want vot ran joe to murder my vagina
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being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
shit
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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i have a sudden premonition that we're gonna get sick of the word copilot this season
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being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
what am i doing having a crush in my mid 30s
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being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
sent this to my ex
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being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
to be blunt i still think it was fucking stupid that we made al franken resign
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being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
strike a pose
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being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
cook
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being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
everything begins with consciousness
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being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
roll over lindsey!
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being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
*children. tf out of here with "young women" @forbes.com
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being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
tf is a yak
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being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
no good deed goes unpunished
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being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
play stupid games, win stupid prizes
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Brendan Nyhan @brendannyhan.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
i wanna take a ride on your disco stick ☆
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being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
binging @mmflint.bsky.social docs when i should be sleeping. what you doing monday?
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being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
no good deed goes unpunished
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being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
tfw you have to reach out to your ex a year after y’all broke up for the 30th time because your political org requires his help on a project
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being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
play stupid games, win stupid prizes
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being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
omg i thought i was somehow friend zoned by him for over a year so i emotionally divested only to realize i was the one that set the boundary. he was respecting me and i took it as he was attracted to me anymore. i am so glad he is giving me an off-ramp out of the ditch i dug for myself
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being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
oomf just got his braces off and he imo actually looks less attractive 😭 i liked his slightly crooked teeth. they’re too perfect now
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being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
why am i making this whole gay thing so hard for myself by being attraced to older men? why can't i not be attracted to older men?
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being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
whoever cast jeff goldblum as the wizard, *chef's kiss* #wicked #wickedforgood
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being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
i really need a boyfriend at this point. it’s gone beyond a want now. i need that stability and closeness. i’m craving it.
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being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
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being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
girl he better not have sucked that horse. it better be bill
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being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
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being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
💦
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being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
#bubba
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being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
oop
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 10/11/2025
I'll get back to "party unity" as soon as the Senate Minority Leader tells us if he voted for the Democratic party nominee for mayor of his city. I'm tired of party unity only ever running one way.
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being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
one of my options is now taken
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being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
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being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
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being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
tbh this should be grounds for removal in and of itself
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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
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being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
where did rfk run?
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being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
why can't we just be official already???
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being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
let's go song for song, let's go back to back / let's go tit for tat, boy, you asked for that / that's the best you got, where's the good one at?
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being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
lol at the dude who is trying to convince me @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social is a homophobe. he’s saying trans rights are human rights when “normal” dems like @governor.ca.gov can’t even mention trans people without demeaning them
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being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 05/11/2025
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani is projected to win the New York City Mayoral election, reports @decisiondeskhq.bsky.social
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being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
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being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
a girl gotta do what a girl gotta do
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being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
cute
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Barbra Streisand @barbrastreisand.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Trump lied when he said he would not disturb the existing White House for his ridiculous ballroom. His destruction of the East Wing is symbolic of what he has done to our democracy.
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