being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 24/09/2026oh man perfect for two of my exes! 000
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i want vot ran joe to murder my vagina 000
Reposted by being for the benefit of mr. kite!nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026i have a sudden premonition that we're gonna get sick of the word copilot this season 062
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 09/09/2026what am i doing having a crush in my mid 30sstatic.klipy.comAlice in Wonderland: Frustrated SighALT: Alice in Wonderland: Frustrated Sigh 100
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 12/08/2026to be blunt i still think it was fucking stupid that we made al franken resign 000
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 23/07/2026everything begins with consciousness 100
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 23/07/2026*children. tf out of here with "young women" @forbes.com 000
Reposted by being for the benefit of mr. kite!being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 24/04/2026no good deed goes unpunished 001
Reposted by being for the benefit of mr. kite!being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 19/01/2026play stupid games, win stupid prizes 001
Reposted by being for the benefit of mr. kite!Brendan Nyhan @brendannyhan.bsky.social · 10/06/2026 742087476
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 09/06/2026i wanna take a ride on your disco stick ☆ 000
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 12/05/2026binging @mmflint.bsky.social docs when i should be sleeping. what you doing monday? 000
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 24/04/2026no good deed goes unpunished 001
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 17/02/2026tfw you have to reach out to your ex a year after y’all broke up for the 30th time because your political org requires his help on a projectmedia.tenor.coma woman with long hair is sitting in front of a microphone and making a face .ALT: a woman with long hair is sitting in front of a microphone and making a face . 100
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 19/01/2026play stupid games, win stupid prizes 001
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 09/12/2025omg i thought i was somehow friend zoned by him for over a year so i emotionally divested only to realize i was the one that set the boundary. he was respecting me and i took it as he was attracted to me anymore. i am so glad he is giving me an off-ramp out of the ditch i dug for myself 100
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 30/11/2025oomf just got his braces off and he imo actually looks less attractive 😭 i liked his slightly crooked teeth. they’re too perfect now 020
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 30/11/2025why am i making this whole gay thing so hard for myself by being attraced to older men? why can't i not be attracted to older men?media.tenor.comalice from alice in wonderland is sitting at a table and waiting on daddyALT: alice from alice in wonderland is sitting at a table and waiting on daddy 010
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 28/11/2025whoever cast jeff goldblum as the wizard, *chef's kiss* #wicked #wickedforgoodmedia.tenor.coma man with gray hair and a mustache wearing a green suitALT: a man with gray hair and a mustache wearing a green suit 010
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 25/11/2025i really need a boyfriend at this point. it’s gone beyond a want now. i need that stability and closeness. i’m craving it.media.tenor.coma woman says i 'd really in front of a netflix logoALT: a woman says i 'd really in front of a netflix logo 010
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 17/11/2025girl he better not have sucked that horse. it better be billmedia.tenor.comHorse Horse Shock GIFALT: Horse Horse Shock GIF 000
Reposted by being for the benefit of mr. kite!Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 10/11/2025I'll get back to "party unity" as soon as the Senate Minority Leader tells us if he voted for the Democratic party nominee for mayor of his city. I'm tired of party unity only ever running one way. 19391821508
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 08/11/2025one of my options is now takenmedia.tenor.coma close up of a dog 's face with its eyes closed and looking at the camera .ALT: a close up of a dog 's face with its eyes closed and looking at the camera . 100
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 08/11/2025media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is saying where 's the tylenolALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying where 's the tylenol 000
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 06/11/2025tbh this should be grounds for removal in and of itself 000
Reposted by being for the benefit of mr. kite!Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office. 9765094313696
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 06/11/2025why can't we just be official already???media.tenor.coma cartoon character with the words oh yes daddyALT: a cartoon character with the words oh yes daddy 000
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 06/11/2025let's go song for song, let's go back to back / let's go tit for tat, boy, you asked for that / that's the best you got, where's the good one at?media.tenor.coma woman in a red dress is making a funny face while wearing a white wristband .ALT: a woman in a red dress is making a funny face while wearing a white wristband . 000
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 05/11/2025lol at the dude who is trying to convince me @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social is a homophobe. he’s saying trans rights are human rights when “normal” dems like @governor.ca.gov can’t even mention trans people without demeaning themmedia.tenor.coma poster for zohran for new york city with a picture of a manALT: a poster for zohran for new york city with a picture of a man 000
Reposted by being for the benefit of mr. kite!The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 05/11/2025BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani is projected to win the New York City Mayoral election, reports @decisiondeskhq.bsky.social 482413392
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 02/11/2025a girl gotta do what a girl gotta do 010
Reposted by being for the benefit of mr. kite!Barbra Streisand @barbrastreisand.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Trump lied when he said he would not disturb the existing White House for his ridiculous ballroom. His destruction of the East Wing is symbolic of what he has done to our democracy. 74867177