being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 24/09/2026oh man perfect for two of my exes! 000
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i want vot ran joe to murder my vagina 000
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 15/09/2026let's get unconscious honeystatic.klipy.comMadonna: Bedtime Story - Let's Get UnconsciousALT: Madonna: Bedtime Story - Let's Get Unconscious 010
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 12/09/2026about last night 😮💨static.klipy.comGlazed Donut with Dripping IcingALT: Glazed Donut with Dripping Icing 000
Reposted by being for the benefit of mr. kite!nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026i have a sudden premonition that we're gonna get sick of the word copilot this season 062
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 09/09/2026i’m probably too much of a slut for him anyway 🫠static.klipy.comPeter Griffin: Okay, But It Will Cost YouALT: Peter Griffin: Okay, But It Will Cost You 000
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 09/09/2026blonde golden retriever boys are my weakness 🫠static.klipy.comEvanit0 Evanito: I'm Wet Shower MomentALT: Evanit0 Evanito: I'm Wet Shower Moment 100
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 09/09/2026what am i doing having a crush in my mid 30sstatic.klipy.comAlice in Wonderland: Frustrated SighALT: Alice in Wonderland: Frustrated Sigh 100
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 12/08/2026to be blunt i still think it was fucking stupid that we made al franken resign 000
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 23/07/2026everything begins with consciousness 100
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 23/07/2026*children. tf out of here with "young women" @forbes.com 000
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 23/07/2026the strait of hormuz is officially...static.klipy.comJessica Barth as Tami Lynn: Open to ClosedALT: Jessica Barth as Tami Lynn: Open to Closed 000
Reposted by being for the benefit of mr. kite!being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 24/04/2026no good deed goes unpunished 001
Reposted by being for the benefit of mr. kite!being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 19/01/2026play stupid games, win stupid prizes 001
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 11/06/2026collins used to break from her party pretty frequently. she supported legislation to amend the employment nondiscrimination act to include protections for lgbtq people as early as 2002 when most democrats weren't even on board with the idea. she changed during her 2020 run. 000
Reposted by being for the benefit of mr. kite!Brendan Nyhan @brendannyhan.bsky.social · 10/06/2026 742087476
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 09/06/2026i wanna take a ride on your disco stick ☆ 000
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 12/05/2026binging @mmflint.bsky.social docs when i should be sleeping. what you doing monday? 000
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 24/04/2026no good deed goes unpunished 001
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 19/02/2026es war eine tolle zeit für alle in deutschland 000
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 19/02/2026i'm going to bounce on it a total of 10 times max. i am not going to get attached. promisemedia.tenor.coma person is pressing a door stop on a carpet .ALT: a person is pressing a door stop on a carpet . 000
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 18/02/2026ngl biggest cock i’ve ever riddenmedia.tenor.comtwo men in a car with the words " it 's friggin ' huge " above themALT: two men in a car with the words " it 's friggin ' huge " above them 110
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 17/02/2026tfw you have to reach out to your ex a year after y’all broke up for the 30th time because your political org requires his help on a projectmedia.tenor.coma woman with long hair is sitting in front of a microphone and making a face .ALT: a woman with long hair is sitting in front of a microphone and making a face . 100
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 19/01/2026play stupid games, win stupid prizes 001
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 03/01/2026this is surreal. i feel like i'm watching a movie. i'm in a relationship i had no idea i was in. had a massive fight i had no idea i had. he's trying to win the fight that i have no idea is going on. and i'm just sitting here like "please call me."media.tenor.coma dog and a puppy are visible in a blurry imageALT: a dog and a puppy are visible in a blurry image 000
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 09/12/2025he’s safe and stable and that scared me 100
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 09/12/2025omg i thought i was somehow friend zoned by him for over a year so i emotionally divested only to realize i was the one that set the boundary. he was respecting me and i took it as he was attracted to me anymore. i am so glad he is giving me an off-ramp out of the ditch i dug for myself 100
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 05/12/2025what’s wild is, one year later (and with the added context of for good), i think i found him back home. he was right under my nose this whole time 000
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 30/11/2025oomf just got his braces off and he imo actually looks less attractive 😭 i liked his slightly crooked teeth. they’re too perfect now 020
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 30/11/2025why am i making this whole gay thing so hard for myself by being attraced to older men? why can't i not be attracted to older men?media.tenor.comalice from alice in wonderland is sitting at a table and waiting on daddyALT: alice from alice in wonderland is sitting at a table and waiting on daddy 010
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 28/11/2025my astrology neurodivergent said there might be a chancemedia.tenor.comjesus is kneeling down and praying with the words bless im praying below himALT: jesus is kneeling down and praying with the words bless im praying below him 100
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 28/11/2025whoever cast jeff goldblum as the wizard, *chef's kiss* #wicked #wickedforgoodmedia.tenor.coma man with gray hair and a mustache wearing a green suitALT: a man with gray hair and a mustache wearing a green suit 010
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 26/11/2025like i couldn't be more unlucky lmao. holy shit. what are the fucking chancesmedia.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie stands with his hands on his hips and says " i hate this so much "ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands with his hands on his hips and says " i hate this so much " 100
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 26/11/2025he's an aquarius.media.tenor.coma close up of a dog 's face with its eyes closed and looking at the camera .ALT: a close up of a dog 's face with its eyes closed and looking at the camera . 100
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 25/11/2025i really need a boyfriend at this point. it’s gone beyond a want now. i need that stability and closeness. i’m craving it.media.tenor.coma woman says i 'd really in front of a netflix logoALT: a woman says i 'd really in front of a netflix logo 010
being for the benefit of mr. kite! @headeriostream.bsky.social · 17/11/2025girl he better not have sucked that horse. it better be billmedia.tenor.comHorse Horse Shock GIFALT: Horse Horse Shock GIF 000
