Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Johnny Mnemonic was the best movie in The Matrix series. Followed by Constantine (The Catholic Matrix) I will not be taking questions. 110
Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Me approving Claude operations every two minutes. This is my life now.static.klipy.comMan Gives Awesome Thumbs UpAlt: Man Gives Awesome Thumbs Up 010
Reposted by Travis CampbellEsther Schindler @estherschindler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Overheard: Your password must contain 10-18 characters, each with backstories. 1104
Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I picked up Stripe's Maintenance: Of Everything some time back and just started reading it. Like it so far. Best quote fro the first section: "Sometimes maintenance involves shooting the shark." "Old systems break in familiar ways. New systems break in unexpected ways." 000
Reposted by Travis CampbellMar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 20/09/2026“Moving through the world with the terrible confidence of something that has never encountered a wall it cannot break…” 0283
Reposted by Travis CampbellJoshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026This was literally the plot of “Hackers.” 4236
Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I would like to go back to the pre-CERN LHC timeline please. 120
Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I think I was just threatened in a “Have a good day” vs “enjoy the next 24 hours” kinda of way. 😮😂 010
Reposted by Travis CampbellEric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026GEFILTE PHISHING 10569021211
Reposted by Travis CampbellHoward Tayler @howardtayler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I took FEMA training 25 years ago. Best survival advice for disasters: shoes next to the bed. If you run outside naked but with shoes on you're more likely to survive than if you have clothes on but are barefoot. The FEMA guy had numbers for this. So... shoes next to bed, then relax. 2436
Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I had the realization today: pitting LLMs against each other to review project work only means one thing. We, the brilliant assholes that we are, taught LLMs how to bikeshed. FUUUUUUUUUUUCK.static.klipy.comBryan Cranston Surprised ReactionAlt: Bryan Cranston Surprised Reaction 010
Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Let’s remember a simpler time on the Internet. And it’s all gone. Damn. youtu.be/DcJFdCmN98syoutu.beOH MY DAYUM ft. @DaymDropsYouTube video by schmoyoho 000
Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Somehow I got myself roped into listening to the audio book version of The Impossible Climb, about Alex Honnold’s free solo climb of El Capitan. Great book. Then I watched the Free Solo documentary about his attempts to do it. 100
Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 04/09/2026“Zero Cool? Crashed fifteen hundred and seven computers in one day? Biggest crash in history, front page New York Times August 10th, 1988. I thought you was black man. YO THIS IS ZERO COOL!” www.theregister.com/off-prem/202...theregister.comGoogle engineer unplugged every fiber they could see and – surprise! – took down a chunk of the G-CloudThis sounds like a RTFM error at hyperscale 020
Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 03/09/2026“The vision selling shall continue until the product improves.” I’m really feeling this the last few years. 132
Reposted by Travis CampbellJoshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026“There’s a new Mr. Beast book.” You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn. 6979551451
Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Two things: the Kilroy looking dude peeking over the fire blanket is :chefskiss: Second: reminds me of a Bond Villain scene. “No, Mr. Bond … YOU are the dessert tonight: Cherries Jamesbulee HA HA HA HA!” 000
Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I’ve watched those videos by Nate the Hoof Guy. Fuuuuuuuck that. Beef needs to stay in inspected processing centers. 120
Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 27/08/2026TIL that "professoring" is the same thing as redneck engineering. 000
Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I think I've been staring too long at claude responses because this popped into my head today: "Maybe the real treasures were the ground truths we made along the way ..." 000
Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 27/08/2026dayum Dayum DAYUUUUUM! It was a simpler time on the internet. I can’t believe this was 14 years ago. May this bring you a bit of joy today. youtu.be/DcJFdCmN98syoutu.beOH MY DAYUM ft. @DaymDropsYouTube video by schmoyoho 000
Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Now, I’m not saying data centers are invulnerable to large-scale trebuchet melees à la medieval castle warfare doctrine ... But I’m also not NOT saying that either … 000
Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 24/08/2026brb, building a leftpad skill to monetize on Tiktok/Instagram for the AI bros. 010
Reposted by Travis CampbellMark Roddy @launchit.ai · 24/08/2026A surprising number of Skills I get recommended end up being just a few sentences. I get “left-pad” vibes every time this happens. 331
Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 22/08/2026The things you can get claude to write with only a little prompting is just wild. I have a game camera. it has photos and videos on it. There is a bear in the area. This is now finding the bear across hundreds of videos and images for me. This is the height of sysadmin laziness. What a world. 110
Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 20/08/2026So, we've evolved to Leeroy Jenkins code melees for application development, huh? The Agentic/AI world is wild. www.salesforce.com/introducing-...salesforce.comIntroducing Slack Code: Agentic Coding for TeamsAI coding is now a team sport. Introducing Slack Code, where teams and AI agents write, review, and ship code together in the open in a dedicated code channel. 010
Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 18/08/2026This framing is how I will forever approach using AI when dealing with Kubernetes. Claude is just a YAML Nobel Laureate with an interesting research thesis on why my pods don't fucking schedule during this space-time continuum. 010
Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 18/08/2026If the name "Columbia House" means something to you, it's time to get your cholesterol checked. consequence.net/2026/08/colu...consequence.netMail-Order Music Club Columbia House Is Ceasing OperationsColumbia House, the club once known for mail-order music, is closing down a last vestige of its business as the movie-selling namesake shuts down in September. 000
Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Like Dominic Toretto, I live my life one “WTF Kubernetes?!” Claude session at a time. (That’s a lie. It’s like 4 or 5 because, damn. So much WTF.)static.klipy.comVin Diesel: Quarter-Mile at a Time (Fast & Furious)Alt: Vin Diesel: Quarter-Mile at a Time (Fast & Furious) 000
Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Time for my periodic #databs shitpost. I (re)discovered the term Lakebase and, musing through the history and advances in data platforms over the last 15 years since the Hadoop "breakthrough", all I can think about is this: full circle. we've come full circle. Listen to your Chief Data Meowficer. 110
Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 10/08/2026ReWatching Star Trek: TNG. I’m having a hard time reconciling that this show is almost forty years old. I remember watching this on live tv as a kid. And … The first episode of TNG is closer in time to ST:TOS’s first episode than it is to today. TOS - 1966 TNG - 1987 010
Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Sitting amongst our grove of quaking aspen. I’ve watched these trees for & their behavior in wind for years. It will be dead silent. No wind. No air movement. Nada. Yet the leaves on a random single tree protected within the grove will just be … fluttering. Faeries. Its faeries. It has to be. 040
Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Waiting for someone to pull a reverse-Fetterman. Run as Republican, win, then 2 weeks in “grow” a conscience and start siding with the left on everything. 010
Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Man, I don’t know whoTF is running these accounts but I’m tired of getting followed by rando festivals effectively soliciting for eyeballs. It’s been 1-2 per day. 150
Reposted by Travis Campbellti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 09/08/2026du du -h du hast du hast mich du hast mich gefragt und ich hab nichts gesagt 717523
Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Kids these days. I don’t understand their insistence on squatting their rides. 000
Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 08/08/2026So uh. I clearly forgot about this vinegar experiment in the pantry. I poked at the pellicle with a knife. It feels like a very solid mass of jello. 010
Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 08/08/2026In other news, I’ve been looking at various neoclouds and had strong flashbacks to Softlayer/Rackspace circa 2010-2012. And man, there’s a lot to be desired. 010
Reposted by Travis CampbellHampus Flink 🐷💢 @hampus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Live your life in such a way that if you see a guillotine, you don't immediately assume it's for you 172320763
Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Plot twist. It still did not die and this is actually the origin story of Mushroom Star Trek warp cores. 010
Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 08/08/2026You know, RAMdoubler would make a killing right now if they were still around. 010
Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 06/08/2026This made me snort my Diet Coke. Don’t drink and Bluesky folks. This is how burning nose accidents happen. 000
Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Currently 7 hours and 37 minutes into McPherson’s Battle Cry for Freedom and, honestly, I would have paid more attention to high school history classes if they were this interesting. I never thought moving to Colorado in my late 40’s would turn me into an American history buff. 000