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Travis Campbell

@hcoyote.bsky.social
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Three raccoons in a big data trenchcoat. Sometimes known as “The Don Rickles of Big Data” Somewhere in the mountains of Colorado Signal: hcoyote.83

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Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Johnny Mnemonic was the best movie in The Matrix series. Followed by Constantine (The Catholic Matrix) I will not be taking questions.
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Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me approving Claude operations every two minutes. This is my life now.
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Man Gives Awesome Thumbs Up
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Esther Schindler @estherschindler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Overheard: Your password must contain 10-18 characters, each with backstories.
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Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I picked up Stripe's Maintenance: Of Everything some time back and just started reading it. Like it so far. Best quote fro the first section: "Sometimes maintenance involves shooting the shark." "Old systems break in familiar ways. New systems break in unexpected ways."
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“Moving through the world with the terrible confidence of something that has never encountered a wall it cannot break…”
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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This was literally the plot of “Hackers.”
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Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I would like to go back to the pre-CERN LHC timeline please.
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Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think I was just threatened in a “Have a good day” vs “enjoy the next 24 hours” kinda of way. 😮😂
Meta Accounts are coming to Facebook. You'll be updated to yours soon.
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
GEFILTE PHISHING
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Howard Tayler @howardtayler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I took FEMA training 25 years ago. Best survival advice for disasters: shoes next to the bed. If you run outside naked but with shoes on you're more likely to survive than if you have clothes on but are barefoot. The FEMA guy had numbers for this. So... shoes next to bed, then relax.
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Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I had the realization today: pitting LLMs against each other to review project work only means one thing. We, the brilliant assholes that we are, taught LLMs how to bikeshed. FUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
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Bryan Cranston Surprised Reaction
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Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Let’s remember a simpler time on the Internet. And it’s all gone. Damn. youtu.be/DcJFdCmN98s
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OH MY DAYUM ft. @DaymDrops
YouTube video by schmoyoho
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 07/09/2026
Perspective.
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Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Somehow I got myself roped into listening to the audio book version of The Impossible Climb, about Alex Honnold’s free solo climb of El Capitan. Great book. Then I watched the Free Solo documentary about his attempts to do it.
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Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“Zero Cool? Crashed fifteen hundred and seven computers in one day? Biggest crash in history, front page New York Times August 10th, 1988. I thought you was black man. YO THIS IS ZERO COOL!” www.theregister.com/off-prem/202...
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Google engineer unplugged every fiber they could see and – surprise! – took down a chunk of the G-Cloud
This sounds like a RTFM error at hyperscale
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Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
“The vision selling shall continue until the product improves.” I’m really feeling this the last few years.
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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“There’s a new Mr. Beast book.” You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn.
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Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Two things: the Kilroy looking dude peeking over the fire blanket is :chefskiss: Second: reminds me of a Bond Villain scene. “No, Mr. Bond … YOU are the dessert tonight: Cherries Jamesbulee HA HA HA HA!”
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Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’ve watched those videos by Nate the Hoof Guy. Fuuuuuuuck that. Beef needs to stay in inspected processing centers.
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Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
TIL that "professoring" is the same thing as redneck engineering.
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Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I think I've been staring too long at claude responses because this popped into my head today: "Maybe the real treasures were the ground truths we made along the way ..."
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Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
dayum Dayum DAYUUUUUM! It was a simpler time on the internet. I can’t believe this was 14 years ago. May this bring you a bit of joy today. youtu.be/DcJFdCmN98s
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OH MY DAYUM ft. @DaymDrops
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Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Now, I’m not saying data centers are invulnerable to large-scale trebuchet melees à la medieval castle warfare doctrine ... But I’m also not NOT saying that either …
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Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
brb, building a leftpad skill to monetize on Tiktok/Instagram for the AI bros.
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Mark Roddy @launchit.ai · 24/08/2026
A surprising number of Skills I get recommended end up being just a few sentences. I get “left-pad” vibes every time this happens.
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Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The things you can get claude to write with only a little prompting is just wild. I have a game camera. it has photos and videos on it. There is a bear in the area. This is now finding the bear across hundreds of videos and images for me. This is the height of sysadmin laziness. What a world.
A screenshot of a tool outputing analysis detail of photos/videos from a game camera showing what's likely captured.
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Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
So, we've evolved to Leeroy Jenkins code melees for application development, huh? The Agentic/AI world is wild. www.salesforce.com/introducing-...
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Introducing Slack Code: Agentic Coding for Teams
AI coding is now a team sport. Introducing Slack Code, where teams and AI agents write, review, and ship code together in the open in a dedicated code channel.
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Crow Lady @crowlady.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
That is TOO MANY LECHES
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Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This framing is how I will forever approach using AI when dealing with Kubernetes. Claude is just a YAML Nobel Laureate with an interesting research thesis on why my pods don't fucking schedule during this space-time continuum.
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Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
If the name "Columbia House" means something to you, it's time to get your cholesterol checked. consequence.net/2026/08/colu...
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Mail-Order Music Club Columbia House Is Ceasing Operations
Columbia House, the club once known for mail-order music, is closing down a last vestige of its business as the movie-selling namesake shuts down in September.
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Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Like Dominic Toretto, I live my life one “WTF Kubernetes?!” Claude session at a time. (That’s a lie. It’s like 4 or 5 because, damn. So much WTF.)
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Vin Diesel: Quarter-Mile at a Time (Fast & Furious)
Alt: Vin Diesel: Quarter-Mile at a Time (Fast & Furious)
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Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Time for my periodic #databs shitpost. I (re)discovered the term Lakebase and, musing through the history and advances in data platforms over the last 15 years since the Hadoop "breakthrough", all I can think about is this: full circle. we've come full circle. Listen to your Chief Data Meowficer.
A neon sci-fi infographic titled “Nature Is Healing: It’s a Database Again” shows a five-stage data evolution loop: Database → Data Warehouse → Data Lake → Data Lakehouse → Lakebase → back to Database. A glamorous “Chief Data Visionary” cat with red laser beams shooting from its eyes looms over the diagram, alongside a fake “Best Human Latency — Data Joy Division West 2026” conference badge.
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Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
ReWatching Star Trek: TNG. I’m having a hard time reconciling that this show is almost forty years old. I remember watching this on live tv as a kid. And … The first episode of TNG is closer in time to ST:TOS’s first episode than it is to today. TOS - 1966 TNG - 1987
Screenshot  from Apple TV


SEASON 1 • EPISODE 3
Season 1, Episode 3: The Naked Now Oct 5, 1987 TV-PG
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Romance, danger and chaos result when a mysterious contaminant renders the crew of the Enterprise intoxicated.
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Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Sitting amongst our grove of quaking aspen. I’ve watched these trees for & their behavior in wind for years. It will be dead silent. No wind. No air movement. Nada. Yet the leaves on a random single tree protected within the grove will just be … fluttering. Faeries. Its faeries. It has to be.
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Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Waiting for someone to pull a reverse-Fetterman. Run as Republican, win, then 2 weeks in “grow” a conscience and start siding with the left on everything.
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Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Man, I don’t know whoTF is running these accounts but I’m tired of getting followed by rando festivals effectively soliciting for eyeballs. It’s been 1-2 per day.
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 09/08/2026
du du -h du hast du hast mich du hast mich gefragt und ich hab nichts gesagt
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Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Kids these days. I don’t understand their insistence on squatting their rides.
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Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Smarter than the average bear … uh, coyote.
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Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
So uh. I clearly forgot about this vinegar experiment in the pantry. I poked at the pellicle with a knife. It feels like a very solid mass of jello.
A two quart mason jar half full of white wine vinegar. There is a two inch thick pellicle floating on top looking like a mass of brain material.
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Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
In other news, I’ve been looking at various neoclouds and had strong flashbacks to Softlayer/Rackspace circa 2010-2012. And man, there’s a lot to be desired.
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Hampus Flink 🐷💢 @hampus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Live your life in such a way that if you see a guillotine, you don't immediately assume it's for you
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Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Plot twist. It still did not die and this is actually the origin story of Mushroom Star Trek warp cores.
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Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
You know, RAMdoubler would make a killing right now if they were still around.
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Jèf Uphoff @juphoff.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This made me snort my Diet Coke. Don’t drink and Bluesky folks. This is how burning nose accidents happen.
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Zebulon Vitruvius Pike @vitruviuspike.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The image is of a Twitter(?) post with the poster paraphrasing John Adams, "I must study war so my sons can study business so their sons can study art so their sons can write gay vampire fiction."

Below this quote is another post with an image of Ulysses Grant Dietz, great grandson of Civil War general and president Ulysses S. Grant. Yes, Dietz is an author of gay vampire fiction. 

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2012/10/a-u-s-presidents-great-great-grandsons-big-gay-vampire-novel/

#steampunk #19thc #acw #lgbtq
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Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Currently 7 hours and 37 minutes into McPherson’s Battle Cry for Freedom and, honestly, I would have paid more attention to high school history classes if they were this interesting. I never thought moving to Colorado in my late 40’s would turn me into an American history buff.
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Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Wise kid.
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