tim @hazmatcorntail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“We haven’t said it’s the greatest or hottest economy in the world enough for people to believe it” 111
Reposted by timJoe Uchill @joeuchill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Reposting this with alt text: Near as I can tell, you can't see a home Atlanta Hawks game from section 109 row 1 - the rows in section 109 are lettered not numbered. Not the case for the DC-area UMD Terps, who Catlin Clark put 38 on during the Feb 3 game. Their 109 has numbered rows. 428453
tim @hazmatcorntail.bsky.social · 25/09/2026When in doubt, believe the account from the person who has no filter. They’re far less likely to hold back or rephrase the info into something pleasing. They aren’t going to lie to you. 000
tim @hazmatcorntail.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Aaron Nola since the ASB: 1.66 ERA, 1.06 WHIP Logan Henderson since the ASB; 2.22 ERA, 0.78 WHIP To hear McCarthy/Kruk describe them, Nola is being a superstar, and Henderson is just getting by… 000
Reposted by timAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Child: This is my first time meeting a mayor. Mamdani: Wow, have you ever met a prime minister? Child: No Norway PM Jonas Gahr Støre: *walks over* 775286054863
tim @hazmatcorntail.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I’ve been working in Medicaid-funded programs since the mid-90’s, I’d do a better job running CMS than Oz. But, I also realize this is the point. You don’t create an idiocracy if you don’t want to destroy everything. 000
Reposted by timThe Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef… 66129172820
Reposted by timKYW Newsradio on 103.9 FM @kywnewsradio.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Duncan Sheik, the Tony- and Grammy-winning singer-songwriter known for his lasting radio hit “Barely Breathing” and Broadway's “Spring Awakening,” has died. He was 56. www.audacy.com/kywnewsradio...audacy.comDuncan Sheik, Tony- and Grammy-winning 'Spring Awakening' composer and pop star, dies at 56Tony- and Grammy-winning musician Duncan Sheik has died at 56 | KYW Newsradio 045
tim @hazmatcorntail.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Considering he would’ve been the best choice for a Game 1 starter for them, this seems bad. 010
tim @hazmatcorntail.bsky.social · 15/09/2026600 followers?! Wow! Thanks everyone and I hope you’re being suitably entertained :D 000
tim @hazmatcorntail.bsky.social · 13/09/2026On a day with numerous NFL games generating massive point totals, it’s good to see a good ol’ fashioned NFC East defensive slugfest. #NFL #Eagles 000
tim @hazmatcorntail.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Greetings from your friendly neighborhood Dontayvion Wicks Truther 👋 :D 010
Reposted by timThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Where’s this clip? Why is this one not going viral? Yeah 14448881753
tim @hazmatcorntail.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Unfortunate, since he’d be the best pick for a Game 1 starter in the playoffs right now… 000
tim @hazmatcorntail.bsky.social · 08/09/2026“I’m shocked, SHOCKED that people didn’t appreciate our antagonism” 020
tim @hazmatcorntail.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Shorter NYT: “well, okay, they aren’t being directly paid…but they COULD be!” 000
tim @hazmatcorntail.bsky.social · 29/08/2026They told me having DEI meant lowering standards and you had to worry about getting on a plane 000
Reposted by timAsher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 27/08/2026The A's just did one of the coolest things I've seen in their broadcast: Just unfiltered audio of the live director calling a Lawrence Butler plate appearance...that went about as well as they could have hoped for. 181183345
tim @hazmatcorntail.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Ben Davis: “what can these people possibly be thinking in not giving Stott a Gold Glove award?” Also Ben Davis: “oh, I don’t look at metrics” 000
Reposted by timGabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 23/08/2025It’s my opinion that humanitarian and musical genius Dolly Parton (as well as Chef José Andrés) deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. tucson.com/life-enterta...tucson.com2,000-plus Pima County kids get free books through Dolly Parton's programEven her biggest fans have trouble choosing Dolly Parton’s greatest hit. 14244104960
tim @hazmatcorntail.bsky.social · 21/08/2026@kristenkurtis.bsky.social thought you might appreciate :D 000
tim @hazmatcorntail.bsky.social · 19/08/2026The Chieftainstatic.klipy.comChewbacca leads Wookiee army in Star WarsALT: Chewbacca leads Wookiee army in Star Wars 010
tim @hazmatcorntail.bsky.social · 19/08/2026You can practically hear his elbow and shoulder begging for mercy…. 000
tim @hazmatcorntail.bsky.social · 19/08/2026One of the Mets broadcasters just said “you don’t want it to hit the patella, on the bone” My man… 110
tim @hazmatcorntail.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Since there’s no police activity on this quiet street at 7am on this Sunday morning, I can only presume that, in this case, the “official business” appears to be “squeezing into a spot on a residential street and using my sign to avoid a ticket” @philagov.bsky.social 010
tim @hazmatcorntail.bsky.social · 15/08/2026“I have no idea, but please don’t look behind Door No. 2” 010
tim @hazmatcorntail.bsky.social · 13/08/2026No, we all imagined JD in the dairy aisle pointing out how much eggs cost during the campaign…never happened, right? 000
Reposted by timPet Shop Boys @handle.invalid · 12/08/202627 years ago (August 11, 1999), Neil and Chris wrote a piece of music called “Casting a shadow” which was broadcast by BBC Radio One while a total #eclipse was taking place.youtu.bePet Shop Boys - eclipseYouTube video by booblys 413334
tim @hazmatcorntail.bsky.social · 11/08/2026“We’re going to try again and hope everyone forgets about the first try and use that finding against us….we got this” 000
tim @hazmatcorntail.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Dude isn’t even trying to pretend that this isn’t getting in the way of his napping 000
tim @hazmatcorntail.bsky.social · 10/08/2026They’re gonna ride in with copies of the Healthcare Plan, under a banner announcing Infrastructure Week 000
tim @hazmatcorntail.bsky.social · 09/08/2026“We’ve been telling you trans people just decide from moment to moment their gender, and no, I’m not going through HRT or surgery, I’m just gonna roleplay the trans bogeyman in the locker room” 040
tim @hazmatcorntail.bsky.social · 31/07/2026So how early on Monday are we going to find out that Mitch just died? 000
tim @hazmatcorntail.bsky.social · 30/07/2026This album is having a 30th anniversary, too, but it looks like my requests won’t be honored, so I’ll be celebrating on my own 🤷♂️#XPNTBT 000
tim @hazmatcorntail.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Shorter Oz: “Why yes! We CAN put a dollar value on the people we’re using as political pawns!” 000
Reposted by timJack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 21/07/2026A sitting FBI Director. Hosted by Russia's spy service. Agenda: blank. Timing: weeks before the midterms. I did the deep dive. It's worse than the headline. www.jackhopkinsnow.com 56861743544
Reposted by timPaul Waldman @paulwaldman.bsky.social · 14/07/2026"To be that cynical and hypocritical took gall. But it also took an awareness of something McConnell understood when many others didn’t: There is no political cost for procedural radicalism." My latest at Public Notice: www.publicnotice.co/p/mitch-mcco...publicnotice.coMitch McConnell's legacy of destructionHe may have found Trump distasteful, but no one did more to protect him. 23522146
tim @hazmatcorntail.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Me: grabbing my keys and filling up the tank as fast as I can 010
Reposted by timAlexander Chee @alexanderchee.bsky.social · 08/07/2026From 2017. I never see this in the coverage of Trump’s assault on birthright citizenship. www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/lo...standard.co.ukRussians are giving birth to dual-citizens at Trump's US propertiesWhile President Trump cracks down on the children of undocumented migrants, wealthy Russians are using his properties to secure dual-citizenship for their babies. 722092
tim @hazmatcorntail.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Shorter Melania: “I support them, I just think they should be viewed as a threat” 000
tim @hazmatcorntail.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Gen X is the “our parents never knew where we were and we were getting diseases all the time but we rubbed some dirt on it and we’re fine” kids. Most people I grew up with believe they’re smarter than any doctor and it’s never more than “just a cold” They all hate Fauci. They all love RFK Jr. 000
tim @hazmatcorntail.bsky.social · 21/06/2026I’m only a Cat Dad, but she looks at me like it counts :D 010