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i miss them not because they left, but because i left the places they inhabit i am aware shitheads exist in perpetuity

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make dave carry you and also say the words so like a puppet hm what if we corrupted the teachings of his holy sainthood Jim Henson for this purpose

oh ok because there is a canonized saint josé

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I thought the day of remembrance for José Sanchez was in February or is this a baseball thing

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 3h

PMC finally figured out how to kill the dipshit scalper market and wielded its most-hyped release in an entire decade as a weapon of war legitimately hilarious, maybe sometime soon CCGs will actually be a thing normal hobbyists can get into again if more brands follow suit

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i miss the rhodesia larpers, they were fun somehow wistfully idolizing a culture that embodied every single thing they believed in... and proving that none of it, literally none of it, works at all in reality, in record time... unironically.

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 4h

don't question the advice just because i am unkillable

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 5h

oh that's just me, i'm reminding everyone that your prints are 100% safe to eat!

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 13h

ah, albertan that makes sense

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 13h

I do not have any opinion on the appearance of a child

Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 13h

her mom's dirty pillows line was actually about her eyes and her mom just sucked at metaphor in addition to sucking at knowing real bible passages

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 15h

"zoe quinn advocates using gun on dogs"

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 15h

like i get it 90% of the deal was that red hair + heavy freckles was still considered gross or something by mainstream hollywood at the time but uh hollywood was born wrong and will die wrong

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 15h

the idea anyone was ever supposed to find sissy spacek unattractive still boggles my mind

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The factor you're missing is malignant narcissism the solipsistic NPD that infests every facet of AI "artistry" is singularly deterministic for its only possible userbase they saw the truman show as aspirational

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vivziepop's whole thing is co-opting the deeply tryhard edginess of the era madworld was created in, though specifically to funnel it into the ears of people who never matured past that stage and ensure that even 40 year olds with arrested development remain able to watch cartooms

it's rly weird how no measure of calling out the numerous men in the games industry who are only there because they partied on a specific island and did unspeakably horrific things, not because they ever touched a video game ever happens or would be, if the Gamer species wasn't so consistent

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the gamergate subreddit pretty much just exists as a circlejerk of dudebros repeating the "alanah never had a job in the games industry but she did give a lot of them" joke over and over except they're not joking and they also think it's clever

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turns out adding an extra letter to "math" had some unintended consequences after all huh bitches

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are you sure you're not playing madword i hear the l is dlc(downloadable consonant) and changes the dialogue considerably

how many gazans have died, thomas how much of gaza has been reduced to uninhabitable rubble, thomas why haven't you eaten a bullet, thomas

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...vanessa is literally one of my actual friends, I communicate directly with kbash on a regular basis, and the other thing is just a bit I don't know what you intended to state with this but it was a deeply weird thing to do ♥

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eh whatever i know how to curate my own shit don't examine your addiction to seeking out and sharing shitty people in a world that's gone wholly to shit on my account

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first i was fragile, then i was mad i wonder what i'll feel next for asking why you specifically post twitter garbage here "it's just for a laugh" loses a lot of its potency as a defense as frequency rises and no one is laughing

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i feel like doing posts about videogames inbetween posting twitter content is actually congruent with just posting twitter content the way a twitter user does tbh not sure where fragility enters the side of the equation questioning someone else's frequent use of the child porn website

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close enough! it's people who do whatever bezos says and bezos does whatever the admin says and bezos would do anything to endear himself further to the regime "they wouldn't break the rules" continues to be a simpleton's theory my guy

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quick question who owns amazon

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is your whole thing just posting twitter garbage on bsky now

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quick question who owns twitch

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i'm curious how someone as fanatically stupid and fond of biblical terminology as hegseth isn't familiar with the term "martyr"

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someone farts during room tone and now there's 2 people with bags on their heads

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full body slates for everyone involved

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hegseth yelling "mods, ban them and get me their home address" as twitch/kick's worst(best?) elements come out of the woodwork to spam custom charlie kirk emotes

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nick fuentes inside gta 6 confirmed

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sorry the show's been cancelled and everyone involved in writing it beheaded by the state it exceeded financial expectations but the kushners got involved

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I do not need to tell it to anyone. It is fact whether observed or not.

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like being shot in the dick by your amazon driver

in 12 of the 19 colonoscopies i have had, i was not sedated or given any pain relief whatsoever ^-^ medical experiences are variable in this country and the weak are better off dying in the eyes of the establishment ^0^b a white male's experiences are not to be trusted ^____^

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mine knows i occasionally buy lego and that i have "an interest in food and cooking" yeah good on ya there got my ass despite it having my actual address saved it thinks i live somewhere else though so six of one

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alberta sabotaging canadian independence merely by being suffered to live

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i was managing just fine until the woman began speaking at which point i have decided america must end this year

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and for the two weeks that stupid fucking reflecting pool algae dominated the news cycle, dozens of actually genuinely awful things flew completely under the radar on MSM put frankly, i'd rather the nation die than be one that rallies around a building over its communities and people

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I guarantee you they do not. It's not even one of the major monuments. But if you believe visual symbols matter, in any meaningful way, after J6, the demolition of the WH, the MMA on the white house lawn, etc. etc. you're just not talking about the american people, because none of that meant shit

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most of the country doesn't know what the reflecting pool is most of the people who do, do not give a shit about it everybody knows what healthcare, gas prices, and food safety are if messaging leaned on shit that mattered instead of "visual symbols", things would probably be slightly better.

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or would be in a nation remotely capable of processing or understanding metaphor, anyway not sure what it has to do with the US tho

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