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hayley alexander

@hayleyalex.bsky.social
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Skilled yapper. Chronic poster. Avid hobby starter. Don’t ask how much I spent on the Eras Tour. 🪩

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Jackie Llanos @llanosjackie.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
BREAKING: Juan Carlos Lopez-Gomez has been released. This is the moment he reunited with his mom.
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hayley alexander @hayleyalex.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Watching my cat roll over on the heating pad just now so he could evenly toast his other side makes me want to cry my eyes out. He’s so perfect and pure and cozy. And he has no idea who the president is, so I know he has the best day every day. 😭
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies
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hayley alexander @hayleyalex.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I was forced to circle back on stuff today :( sorry to all y’all
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Loather @loather.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Born to post. Forced to work
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Tabby and I have been married 54 years today. It's all good.
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hayley alexander @hayleyalex.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
As someone whose mental health hinges on the availability of Little Treats & Trinkets™, I cannot possibly participate in this no-buy 2025 madness. I need my Swedish candy and special coffees.
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hayley alexander @hayleyalex.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Another Dec 31 = another financial goal with a restrictive 12-month plan that I’ll bail on in 3 months. But at least I’ll have a nice new planner!!!
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hayley alexander @hayleyalex.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Apparently my fiancé’s fantasy baseball league elected me “League Sweetheart.” I was flattered until I learned 1) I’ve been on the ballot for many years and this is just my first time winning and 2) there’s no crown, no sash — just an expectation I’ll send koozies or something to their draft??
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ceej @ceej.online · 28/12/2024
I’m not “too online.” I know how to have a good time on the computer
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hayley alexander @hayleyalex.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
“Hey, do you guys know any music from the new Timothée Chalamet movie?” -Me to the two-man band at a sports bar in Portsmouth, NH.
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hayley alexander @hayleyalex.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
A Complete Unknown was incredible. I’m so happy. Wow.
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hayley alexander @hayleyalex.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
He just loves the touch of oak on this fumé blanc
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Matt Fuller @mepfuller.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
The quick shot of Kevin McCallister shoving fireworks into his backpack in 2 really is some Chekhov’s gun shit.
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Andy Kaczynski @kfile.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Tomorrow is four years since we lost Beans to brain cancer. We'd be honored in having your support in remembering her with a $24 donation to the Team Beans Infant Brain Tumor Fund. Every dollar directly supports childhood cancer research at Dana-Farber. danafarber.jimmyfund.org/site/TR?fr_i...
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hayley alexander @hayleyalex.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Just saw a group of 5 teen goths getting their photo taken with a real bearded Santa. Who said Mall Culture is dead?
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hayley alexander @hayleyalex.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Kicking off Christmas with my in-laws by running a quick favorability poll on Luigi
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hayley alexander @hayleyalex.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
If you’re ever in Mexico City, go to Blanco Colima in Roma Norte and order as much of the menu as you can. ¡Estuvo delicioso!
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David Mack @davidmackau.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
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hayley alexander @hayleyalex.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
So @mepfuller.bsky.social bought me a Snuggie-like sling for my cats and it is a hit, folks.
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ceej @ceej.online · 16/12/2024
It’s not perfect, but Facebook is still the best platform on earth for connecting with all of the people my friends briefly dated in 2007
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hayley alexander @hayleyalex.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
What if we kissed… at the Mexico City Chuck E. Cheese’s?
The entrance of a Chuck E. Cheese’s restaurant and play place for children at a mall in Mexico City. “Where A Kid Can Be A Kid” is above the door.
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hayley alexander @hayleyalex.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
What do you mean I can get married at Mr. Darcy’s house???
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hayley alexander @hayleyalex.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I’m watching an Eras Tour livestream in bed, waiting to take my sleep meds bc I’m on the East Coast and I just want to see it all thru til the end. All this joy over the past 2 years has been really nice and I’m going to miss it.
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hayley alexander @hayleyalex.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Took some adderall this afternoon so I could get my act together and knock out some house projects I’ve been putting off. Ended up just knocking myself out for a blissful 2 hr. nap. It’s called staying on brand, folks.
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hayley alexander @hayleyalex.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
ADHD and Type 1 diabetes is a terrrrrible combination. Terrible. Oh you left your insulin at home? You lost your Dexcom transmitter? You forgot to take insulin with ur little pancake breakfast feast and now your blood sugar is over 350?? 🤡
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hayley alexander @hayleyalex.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I need to buy one of the acrylic salad bowls from Olive Garden and they are somehow not for sale to the general public????
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
me: i have a bunch of anxiety rn brain: how bout a coffee me: idk sounds like a bad idea brain: iced coffee me: ok yeah that makes more sense
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hayley alexander @hayleyalex.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Let’s delete “impactful” from the Corporate America lexicon. Pls.
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hayley alexander @hayleyalex.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
No one on Bluesky will be able to experience my Ambien tweeting bc I quit taking it before I migrated over here. Sad. Those were silly goose times.
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hayley alexander @hayleyalex.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Not enough people are liking this very good skeet.
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hayley alexander @hayleyalex.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Help, what’s a professional way to tell my boss I’m too snug as a bug in a rug to come to the office today?
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hayley alexander @hayleyalex.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I did it and it worked 🪄
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hayley alexander @hayleyalex.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I’ve had a pretty bad day. Should I DoorDash a chocolate milkshake right now in a hail mary attempt to turn it around?
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hayley alexander @hayleyalex.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
My favorite part of Wicked was making everyone in my group discuss the parallels to fascism as we left the theater
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hayley alexander @hayleyalex.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Truly shocked they didn’t have new Wicked classes on Peloton like the minute the soundtrack dropped. (These are the things I tweet about now.)
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hayley alexander @hayleyalex.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Massively underestimated how much Xanax I’d need for a weeklong trip home to see my family. Sent from my bathtub
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William Goodman @william-goodman.com · 25/11/2024
For InsideHook, I wrote about gazing through bay windows to see the past and Butterworth's -- Cap Hill's best new restaurant: bit.ly/3Zlv0zr
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Welcome to Butterworth’s, Where Fine Dining Gets De-Snobbified
Capitol Hill's new American cafe, which serves elegant yet approachable cuisine, is a must-visit
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Loather @loather.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I’m an elderly millennial, of course I would attend the 20th anniversary of garden state concert with the shins and iron and wine
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hayley alexander @hayleyalex.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I have no idea how to get my Bluesky following up to my Twitter levels but perhaps this is just a new freedom.
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Jeffrey Phillips @11thjeff.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Oh my god! Somebody needs to think of a way to like...disinfect milk? Sterilize it even?! Don't let this go past your eyes!! #H5N1
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Bird flu found in raw milk sold at Bay Area grocery stores
California agriculture officials confirmed Sunday that avian influenza, or bird flu, was detected in raw milk produced by a Fresno County facility.
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
My superpower is I can tell whenever the coffee cups in a tv show are empty. Law & Order hasn’t seen a wet cup in 30 years.
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hayley alexander @hayleyalex.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
TFW you become a Catholic in a few hours
Little baby in his pale blue pjs, propped up on his aunt’s lap, smiling.Little baby in his pale blue pjs, propped up on his aunt’s lap, laughing.
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hayley alexander @hayleyalex.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
🗣️ Be!👏 Regressive!👏 🗣️Be-ee!👏 Regressive!👏
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hayley alexander @hayleyalex.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Anyone else’s cats obsessed w the ironing board? This is dangerous bc now I’m tempted to leave it out for them, much like the office chair that never made it out of the living room bc they claimed it the day I got it.
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hayley alexander @hayleyalex.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Anyone else over here getting really into Swedish gummy candy? Where’s the Bubs Hive?
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
LOL. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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Team Trump Is Furious Hegseth Hid Sex Assault Claim: 'This Is the F-king Pentagon!'
Donald Trump's transition team was furious that Secretary of Defense nominee Pete Hegseth didn't inform them about a sexual assault claim against him.
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hayley alexander @hayleyalex.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
It worked???
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Andrew Egger @eggerdc.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
🚨NEW: RFK Jr. had a chemtrails kook on his podcast last year to discuss how the government is pumping "tens of millions of tons of aluminum nanoparticles" into the atmosphere via planes, then covering it up via "an illegal gag order on all the nation's weathermen." RFK Jr: "I am persuaded."
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RFK Jr. on Chemtrails: ‘I Am Persuaded’
The confirmation fights just keep getting weirder and more serious.
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Matt Fuller @mepfuller.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Is this—is this the good site?
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