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🍂🍁Brooke🏈🎃 @hawkeyebrooke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And we didn’t have to cheat.
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Iowa Hawkeyes Tiger Hawk Flag on Football Field
Alt: Iowa Hawkeye flag
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy First Day of Fall! #TheSimpsons
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🍂🍁Brooke🏈🎃 @hawkeyebrooke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The air has been weird all day. These storms don’t surprise me, between last night and today something was going to happen.
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bertin.bsky.social @bertin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
😂
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🍂🍁Brooke🏈🎃 @hawkeyebrooke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We’re back, baby!
Sickos.
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🍂🍁Brooke🏈🎃 @hawkeyebrooke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
No thanks, Apple Watch. I’m good. 🫠
Apple Watch telling me there’s a condensed replay of the Reds horrendous loss available for viewing.
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🍂🍁Brooke🏈🎃 @hawkeyebrooke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Was starting to panic because one of my cats was missing and I couldn’t find her. All of my cozy black furniture backfired on me when I adopted a black cat. 🖤😹
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We started a trade war with these people because the president, who has some sort of degenerative brain disease with visible bruises on his hand's injection site that the press doesn't talk about, was bored.
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🍂🍁Brooke🏈🎃 @hawkeyebrooke.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I just realized I don’t know a single Jonas Brothers song. And by that I’m definitely not missing anything.
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🍂🍁Brooke🏈🎃 @hawkeyebrooke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What the actual fuck?! We all know this didn’t happen.
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🍂🍁Brooke🏈🎃 @hawkeyebrooke.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I assume WI and ND’s sparkly uniforms were made by Victoria’s Secret to promote their latest lady fan gear line?
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Shiny
Alt: Shiny!
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🍂🍁Brooke🏈🎃 @hawkeyebrooke.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Time was fucking expired. The fix is in!
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🍂🍁Brooke🏈🎃 @hawkeyebrooke.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I love that the Rockies did it too. Fuck that ump.
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🍂🍁Brooke🏈🎃 @hawkeyebrooke.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The Amy Acton attack ads crack me up. She’s absolutely a Republican in sheep’s clothing, so the only thing the GOP has to attack her with is, “One time she drank a glass of wine WHILE ON ANTIBIOTICS.” (That’s a real ad, by the way)
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🍂🍁Brooke🏈🎃 @hawkeyebrooke.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I still talk like an Iowan, even after 20 years in Ohio.
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🍂🍁Brooke🏈🎃 @hawkeyebrooke.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Fuck the Cardinals, but he’s absolutely in the right here. That sad little racist ump needs to no longer be on the field.
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🍂🍁Brooke🏈🎃 @hawkeyebrooke.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I think about this a LOT. It’s going to take many generations for the US to recover from the GOP’s destruction of our government, if recovery is even possible.
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🍂🍁Brooke🏈🎃 @hawkeyebrooke.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Using obvious AI slop to spin being cut is quite something.
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
In a functioning democracy, the public would be alarmed if the president boasted that he was “able to break the court system a little bit."
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🍂🍁Brooke🏈🎃 @hawkeyebrooke.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Who ARE these people? I’ve seen Jen Hamilton once or twice and I know the Kombucha meme, but the rest are mysteries.
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I dug coal with Baby Billy @stimpy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
We need like a Manningcast with Votto and Rizzo
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🍂🍁Brooke🏈🎃 @hawkeyebrooke.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Jesus Christ we need Joey on every game. This is just outstanding.
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🍂🍁Brooke🏈🎃 @hawkeyebrooke.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Joey Votto STILL bangs.
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🍂🍁Brooke🏈🎃 @hawkeyebrooke.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Man, the Grim Reaper’s putting in overtime. I’m not a monarchist by any means, but Harald V seemed like a genuinely good person. Rest well. 🕊️
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🍂🍁Brooke🏈🎃 @hawkeyebrooke.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Wait, the Reds were losing by 5 when I went to the gym. The fuck? I was in the car for like 10 minutes!😂
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🍂🍁Brooke🏈🎃 @hawkeyebrooke.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I mean, that would make me feel better.
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Rockyhorror How
Alt: Tim Curry saying “how about that?”
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🍂🍁Brooke🏈🎃 @hawkeyebrooke.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
STOP KILLING THE WRONG 80 YEAR OLDS. 😩
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🍂🍁Brooke🏈🎃 @hawkeyebrooke.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
There is actually. It’s just not on the outside. 🥺
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Dolly Parton: No Such Thing as Natural Beauty
Alt: Dolly Parton: No Such Thing as Natural Beauty
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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🍂🍁Brooke🏈🎃 @hawkeyebrooke.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Took my sassy nephew to the Bears/Bengals preseason game. Got some absolutely golden snide remarks. (For context, he’s 7) Q: Why do they keep saying Who Dey? What does that mean? Me: They’re saying ‘who do they’ but mashing it together. Tommy: Oh. So they’re idiots. 😂💀
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🍂🍁Brooke🏈🎃 @hawkeyebrooke.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The Reds have more points than the Bears did in the game I just left. 🙄
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Sara Sanchez @bcbsara.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Chicago Pope Hat giveaway night is the greatest giveaway night in the history of American sports.
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Gal Pal Sports @galpalsports.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Don’t worry, we already kissed in the pope hats
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Just Lynn 💙🦋✌️🇺🇦 @shoredweller7.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Doug Gray @dougdirt24.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
A 3-pane scene from the television show The Good Place

Pane 1: A blonde woman is pointing her finger and says "I was a medium person"

Pane 2: A mean in glasses with a yellow and blue shirt on is looking at the finger being pointed at him, and the words "I should get to spend eternity in a medium place."

Pane 3: The blonde woman is shown again pointing her finger and says "Like Cincinnati"
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🍂🍁Brooke🏈🎃 @hawkeyebrooke.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
MLB 1. Cardinals 2. Cubs 3. Yankees 4. Dodgers 5. Astros NFL 1. Packers 2. New England 3. Packers 4. Dallas 5. Packers College football 1. Wisconsin 2. Michigan 3. USC 4. Ohio State 5. SEC (all of them)
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🍂🍁Brooke🏈🎃 @hawkeyebrooke.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Reminder that Bernie Moreno is literally a used car salesman cursing at a physician for trying to protect the public. And Ohioans voted for this piece of shit.
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🍂🍁Brooke🏈🎃 @hawkeyebrooke.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
lol, I am in South Carolina for work and had to turn down a suite for GABP tonight. Just went to check the score to see what I’m missing. 🤷🏼‍♀️⛈️
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Gloomy Rain Storm
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🍂🍁Brooke🏈🎃 @hawkeyebrooke.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Without saying your age what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18.
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Twister Cow
ALT: Twister Cow
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🍂🍁Brooke🏈🎃 @hawkeyebrooke.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Shark week is here everybody, post a shark. 🦈
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Peek A Boo
ALT: Peek A Boo
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/07/2026
Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term
Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term
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🍂🍁Brooke🏈🎃 @hawkeyebrooke.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
This is the real reason we don’t have universal healthcare. We’re confined to bad jobs without escape because otherwise we can’t get health insurance. That’s precisely what businesses want.
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🍂🍁Brooke🏈🎃 @hawkeyebrooke.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Went to mow the lawn and it really doesn’t need it. Happy dead lawn season to all who celebrate! 🎉
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seeyouican.bsky.social @seeyouican.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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🍂🍁Brooke🏈🎃 @hawkeyebrooke.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I just searched “classic rock” on peloton workouts and it’s all 90s music.
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I'M Old! - Freaky Friday Reaction
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Mitch McConnell called me, said “seven days,” and then hung up. I can’t wait for him to get back to work.
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