have to piss badly @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I excuse myself from the party to smoke a cig by my lone wolf self but then everyone follows me outside because im so fucking cool just like Jesus 😔 father forgive them 000
have to piss badly @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Smoke with etiquette or you betta quit 001
have to piss badly @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Since I’m a smart person, I will never have to deal with grief. I have already fully processed and accepted the eventual deaths of everyone around me… true mournful sadness will never find me, because I’m no bitch 000
Reposted by have to piss badlyVan Gogh Letters @vangoghletters.bsky.social · 17/08/2026There were some words in your letter that touched me, ‘I should really like to get away from everything, I’m the cause of everything and only make others sad, I alone have caused all this misery to myself and others’ 111
have to piss badly @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Should I get dick surgery or the surgery that makes you tall? (This is, of course, assuming I come into a beefy sum of slee moola) 000
Reposted by have to piss badlyVan Gogh Letters @vangoghletters.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Every day I go for a long walk. 111
have to piss badly @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Sometimes I feel lonely cuz my blood family hates me and my chosen family hates replying to my many needy texts 000
Reposted by have to piss badlyA Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 25/07/2026i think all summer blockbusters should have Will Smith doing a bespoke rap about the movie over the end credits 141
Reposted by have to piss badlyFio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 21/07/2026when you drink beer you piss out its body and you burp out its ghost 2296
have to piss badly @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Being on antidepressants made me forget cumming actually feels pretty good 010
have to piss badly @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · 30/06/2026That show DTF St Louis is really goddamn amazing 000
Reposted by have to piss badlyTom the Anime Sicko 🔜 Hell @tomharrison.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I cringe at the train coming at me in movies. I have never watched a train that was actually imperative to the story. It always makes me feel like the producer is trying to run me over with the train 131703283
have to piss badly @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Shitting my pants over these produce prices call that Meijerhea 000
have to piss badly @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Tonight was powerful in a transsexual way 010
have to piss badly @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I don’t discriminate I associate with both witches and Christian bitches. 000
have to piss badly @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · 24/06/2026If you don’t wanna fuck yourself something’s wrong w you… 000
have to piss badly @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · 23/06/2026The only way to be self aware is by always watching a reality tv show of yourself that’s being filmed and played back to you in real time. unfortunately most of the footage would just be you reacting to the footage. so it’s probably best to just not be self aware 020
Reposted by have to piss badlyFio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 14/06/2026violence consumes all my thoughts 8243
have to piss badly @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I’m the Michael Jordan of not getting scared 000
Reposted by have to piss badlyBrainfall: Mentality’s Requiem @itsphetz.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Here I go again on my phone 232123451
have to piss badly @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I’m the most charismatic autistic gay loser in the world 000
have to piss badly @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Pride month! 🌈 that time of year when I feel most ashamed of who I am and most afraid of what will become of me ❤️ yet I am sincerely PROUD of my often sad, pathetic and lonely existence 🕺 as we all should be 🍆💦 visibility makes a bitch self-conscious 😎💅 030
have to piss badly @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Take the sheep’s clothing off bitch let me see that devil ass 000
have to piss badly @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · 21/05/2026En are visual creatures. So why are you as a man visually impaired 100
have to piss badly @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Me when someone says something to me: Truer words have been spoken but less true words have also been spoken 000
have to piss badly @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · 13/05/2026No matter how straight I become I’ll always be gay 000
have to piss badly @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Your ass is showing… and baby, there’s shit all over it 000
have to piss badly @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · 28/04/2026If there’s a spicy chicken sandwich I’m ordering a spicy chicken sandwich 000
have to piss badly @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Straight ppl let me explain something to you. Tops are good at sex, Bottoms are bad at sex 000
have to piss badly @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · 31/03/2026White ppl shouldn’t be allowed to be neurodivergent 000
have to piss badly @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · 30/03/2026It was dumb of me to waste all my good nuts on the brownies I made for my now ex wife and kids who all hate nuts, and now that I’m single and childless I’m out of nuts and I have to eat these totally nutless brownies that my ex wife and kids would have loved 000
have to piss badly @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Got a new job. More posts coming soon 000
have to piss badly @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Childhood is real. It actually happened to me 000
have to piss badly @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Girl everyone has endometriosis stop being a pick me 000
have to piss badly @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · 16/02/2026To stressed to piss… too blessed to shit 000
