splootygooters @splootygooters.bsky.social · 19/09/2026so how'd you do in the longsword tournament, bevan 020
splootygooters @splootygooters.bsky.social · 17/09/2026on that "bending over backward to meet everyone and help them pass the class" first-time adjunct to "putting a cigarette out in your eye for asking me to drop your zeroes" burn-out adjunct pipeline and BABY i'm greasing the slide with dozens of sent and unanswered courtesy emails 001
Reposted by splootygootersTaylor Moore @taylordotbiz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I totally hear you (saying dumb stuff) and I absolutely get where you’re coming from (dumbsville) 0263
splootygooters @splootygooters.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Gonna be streaming Half Sword, a horrific/clumsy medieval combat simulator, TONIGHT, with @shariauncle.bsky.social to fundraise for Big Lake Humane Society in support of the Muskegon Renaissance Fur. Come watch Joe advise/console me as I get my ass skewered live 8pmCST at twitch.tv/splootygooterstwitch.tvsplootygooters - Twitchdumb of ass and weak of heart, join me as I fumble my way to victory for charity — splootygooters streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community. 176
splootygooters @splootygooters.bsky.social · 05/09/2026back on my bullshit (eating mystical mushrooms given to me by the Witch of the Woods Behind My House) 100
splootygooters @splootygooters.bsky.social · 26/08/2026(silhouette blinking red, signalling to my enemies that i am low on health) a fun productivity hack: everyone says whole ass one thing, don't half-ass two things... but if you quarter-ass FIVE things, you are actually using 125% of your total ass capacity 😎📈 010
splootygooters @splootygooters.bsky.social · 12/08/2026last time i'll talk about it. almost kicked one today (spite, malice). a true totem of the modern world: a worse alternative to human labor and empathy that sucks shit and breaks constantly that nobody asked for, that works just enough for ghouls to justify layoffs. an enshittification elemental 110
splootygooters @splootygooters.bsky.social · 11/08/2026took my nephew out to cafe mustache to hunker down while waiting out travel delays at ORD. my reward is watching him vivisect a $15 sandwich and eat exclusively the chicken before asking for something else 120
splootygooters @splootygooters.bsky.social · 04/08/202625 responses to this post and all of them are earnest attempts to engage head on instead of "hey are you real, follow up question if yes, are you having a fucking stroke" 000
splootygooters @splootygooters.bsky.social · 04/08/2026microcenter did not have what i was looking for so i wandered further into the desert for 40 days and 40 nights but i found a place called cafe mustache and am having a delightful time 110
splootygooters @splootygooters.bsky.social · 04/08/2026stepped on a nail yesterday but i will not ket that stop me from making a pilgrimage to microcenter 110
splootygooters @splootygooters.bsky.social · 04/08/2026if i wanted to get a delightful sipper or a sandwich perhaps in chicago somewhere around o'hare where would i go and how lol 110
splootygooters @splootygooters.bsky.social · 04/08/202620 days later.... the spirits lie quiet. perhaps they have no more wisdom to impart upon us 010
splootygooters @splootygooters.bsky.social · 14/07/2026show a comic panel you love (credit to @kcg.bsky.social) 020
splootygooters @splootygooters.bsky.social · 14/07/2026the coolest thing about the self driving wheelchairs at the chicago airport is that they are way more loud, slow, and oppositional to traffic flow than just hiring people to push passengers to their gate, and i think that rocks 010
splootygooters @splootygooters.bsky.social · 14/07/2026*smash bros announcer voice* BOINGO HOTSPOT 010
splootygooters @splootygooters.bsky.social · 24/05/2026got a day to myself and now it's time to catch up on my personal ebook 120
splootygooters @splootygooters.bsky.social · 08/02/2026decided to run quick hourlies on shit pulled from my paper scraps bin 121
Reposted by splootygootersMolleindustria FUTURE? NO THANKS! OUT NOW @molleindustria.org · 01/02/2026For every retweet I will make Zuckerberg’s creep glasses 5% thicker 6841494
splootygooters @splootygooters.bsky.social · 30/05/2025i always stay armed, just in case. you never know when a situation will demand action... better to be prepared than to be found lacking 372
Reposted by splootygooterssplootygooters @splootygooters.bsky.social · 29/05/2025i will repost this in the morning so more people can see it, but my brother yousef is still in need of funds to keep his family fed and his dad medicated. i would appreciate any and all who can join me in donating to his campaign, i will match all donations #mutualaid #gaza #support 232
splootygooters @splootygooters.bsky.social · 29/05/2025i will repost this in the morning so more people can see it, but my brother yousef is still in need of funds to keep his family fed and his dad medicated. i would appreciate any and all who can join me in donating to his campaign, i will match all donations #mutualaid #gaza #support 232
splootygooters @splootygooters.bsky.social · 21/05/2025alex graham ukelele apology countdown timer 000
Reposted by splootygootersDan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 19/05/2025If you're an oaf, this is a golden age. There's never been a better time to be someone who says "wow I never thought about it that way" in response to literally everything 830040
Reposted by splootygootersbea!! @yoloft.bsky.social · 06/05/2025there is value in honing a freaking craft!!!! the high i feel when i make a story, when i draw a character.... you'll never fucking take it from me lmao!!!! call it worthless and antiquated all you want, id rather die than let chatgpt eat my dinner and fuck my wife 0205
splootygooters @splootygooters.bsky.social · 06/05/2025it's a lot easier on the homesickness to get to see a dumb little photo of my town on the internet 040
Reposted by splootygootershave to piss badly @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · 05/05/2025I’m not really that worried about getting shot in my neighborhood, but sometimes I get distracted by the thought of what if someone else gets shot and busts thru my door needing me to drive them to the hospital when I’m in the middle of jerking off 011
splootygooters @splootygooters.bsky.social · 06/05/2025back in the U S of A bayby time to get back Online *i open my phone and turn the brightness up so high i get sunburnt while i read the worst posts i can imagine* 000
splootygooters @splootygooters.bsky.social · 17/04/2025i am still in touch with youssef and have been keeping him and his family afloat, but the renewal of the war has again increased prices of food and medicine i am one person and i cannot save a whole family on my own. please donate or share 🖤 🇵🇸 #palestine #mutualaid www.gofundme.com/f/help-me-co... 042
Reposted by splootygootershorse c. @horseonvhs.com · 24/06/2024happy #makeaterriblecomicday2024 112133
Reposted by splootygootersTaylor Moore @taylordotbiz.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Tired of people writing about their opinions and experiences. Instead, consider writing about dragons, time machines, or even a large energy weapon. 918024
Reposted by splootygootershave to piss badly @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Sketchbook shit 111
Reposted by splootygootersFio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 13/03/2025sex is weak to drugs. drugs is weak to rock and roll. but rock and roll is weak to sex. choose one of these pokemon 0148
splootygooters @splootygooters.bsky.social · 12/03/2025gentle comics , day 3 i don't know if this is actually funny to other people but just trust me there's like 5 in there now and he still hasn't noticed, and also it says "in case of emergency" on the front 031
splootygooters @splootygooters.bsky.social · 12/03/2025hullooooo (i'm stealing high voltage technician valor) 020
Reposted by splootygootersBodinho Biska's Bar & Lanches 💦 @bodinholoiro.bsky.social · 11/03/2025 412129
splootygooters @splootygooters.bsky.social · 11/03/2025prompt from a friend: "an unsuspecting world about to step in cosmic dogshit" 042
Reposted by splootygooterssplootygooters @splootygooters.bsky.social · 27/02/2025hey gang youssef has given up on using bluesky because his accounts got deleted a 3rd and 4th time. i keep up with him on whatsapp and offered to periodically bump his campaign on here, so please do me and him a solid and hit dat dang share button #mutualaid #palestine #gofundme gofund.me/b99542e3gofund.meDonate to Help Youssef survive the brutality of war!, organized by Header HeaderHelp me and my family to escape from Gaza and find a safe place.In light of… Header Header needs your support for Help Youssef survive the brutality of war! 176
Reposted by splootygootersVan Gogh Letters @vangoghletters.bsky.social · 10/03/2025I’ve been drawing again recently, but it was nothing special. 021
splootygooters @splootygooters.bsky.social · 06/03/2025skipping overtime is not a great move for the wallet but on the flipside it does give you a short term mana boost 010
Reposted by splootygootersFio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 06/03/2025yer honor all due respect but yous a low down no good Ass Hole with all the trimmins and my cousins gonna rip you outta your trailer and burn yer pubes off 032
splootygooters @splootygooters.bsky.social · 06/03/2025happy turdday (testosterone birthday) to my man and one of my oldest and dearest homies 130
splootygooters @splootygooters.bsky.social · 05/03/2025gentle comics or whatever they're called day 1 1104
