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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
"Chicken" isn't enough. We need more games names after animals. What joy would come from playing a round of "anteater" with friends?
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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Cat society was probably totally changed by the invention of the laser pointer
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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Few things appeal to the Japanese mind like a big rock with a motivational message carved into it does
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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Most people look strange in various ways that they don't recognize. Myself included
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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I wish I could get paid to walk around all day
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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Nothing like the great American past time of shooting empty cans with a 22
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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I'm generally against most things
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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Studying for the Japanese language test and learning how to talk about my companies Human Resources department should I encounter harassment
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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
The tsa guy pulled me off to the side of airport security and made me feel loved
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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
My brother in law has eaten 644 hot dogs this year
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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
"You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?" is the "what's the deal with airplane food?" of 30 somethings with forearm tattoos and college degrees in fields they don't work in
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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Crazy how you can ignore grammar a good bit in poetry. Toss a few words and phrases in places where only a stroke survivor would otherwise
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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Ever since I was young I've always dreamt of taking 3-5 non fda approved supplements a day
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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Patiently waiting in my parking spot for my engine to warm up like a responsible 25 year old truck owner
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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
This is how it feels
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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I know most people by their pfp so when someone changes it I get confused and angry at my phone for showing me strangers
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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Ants are like bees but more humble and homely. Prime servants of God, really
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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Scientists are at odds arguing whether there's a hypothetical limit to how big a cabbage can get. This picture may just change some perspectives
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Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 16/07/2024
At the end of the day I've never been able to make sense of a situation and I know that one day I'm going to lose everything that I ever had
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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
You can really get a glance into someone's self image by looking at the dnd characters they make
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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Been doing judo for a bit now and most of what I've gotten out of it is my body constantly hurting and the fear that anyone on the street can secretly beat the shit out of me
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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Memorizing all the eye spy answers and pointing them out immediately during one on one time with my esl 2nd grader. After 7 pages of straight Ls he started crying, begging me to let him have a turn but I told him it's an effort thing
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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Man, I was so focused on that deer that I couldn't tell you whether I was chasing it through a mountain or a plain
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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
They're coming after me. They're concealing themselves in bushes, cabinets, grocery store shelving, etc well enough that the average man wouldn't notice them, but I'm better than that
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Lich's Fart Crystal Phylactery @slugworlds.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
every american child should be given a bugle at birth with a natural harmonic of random pitch, the frequency of which determines myriad practical and legal elements of your life
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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
What's going on here?
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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Hand warmers are a top 100 invention to me
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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Many people don't realize just how few varieties of rock there are. A few hundred tops. Pathetic numbers compared to, say, the number of distinct beetle species
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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
The sun is so bright. So bright you can't even look at it directly. And this is supposed to be taken as a simple fact of life
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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
It felt like some sort of violation of trust when I figured out the space beneath a car seat is empty
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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Had a dream last night that I drank one billion beers then crashed my car and when I got to heaven God told me that my blood alcohol content was 1
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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Snoopy is making ramen for dinner and you're all invited
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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
They invented the tastiest drink in the world now it's sold out everywhere and they're taking it away forever
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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
You ever look at an overly specialized species and just know they don't stand a chance at rebounding after the next mass extinction?
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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Went hiking with some coworkers and my newish gf and it was very fun. People can be so diverse in their ways of thought
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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I'm happy to reduce my water usage for the environments sake, but I do enjoy washing my hands at a sink that flows at 10 liters a minute
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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I still vividly remember a nightmare I had when I was 5
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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Marrying your cousin being weird gets talked about a lot, but what's it like from the grandparents perspective? My grandkids marrying each other has to make you feel strange right?
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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
My most boomer opinion is that it's disrespectful not to take out your earbuds when you're talking to someone
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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
My cat has been diagnosed with feline schizophrenia
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SHREW @shrewtape.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Real snoozers sleep inside the mattress.
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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I wish I had a stall around the toilet in my house
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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I feel god in this tidal pool
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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Pedestrians are helpless against my ultimate finishing move: TWO HANDED SWORD STYLE!! MOBILE PHONE AND STEERING WHEEL
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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
We all got that one homie who's development tank got jostled a little too hard on the way to embryonic storage. Love him though
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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
You ever look at someone and can just tell the titration in their development tube was way off?
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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Now that I've allied myself with the family of crows nearest my apartment, it seems that the family of crows nearest my workplace is increasingly less tolerant of my presence
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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
My neighbors flock of pigeons is being controlled by some sort of hive mind. My neighbor may be as well, but the police refuse to investigate
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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
There should be a word like noisy but for what you're seeing
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meek @hauntedmoor.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Why is every running show named some shit like "phantom lite 15"?
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