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Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 22h

I work PT for a program for adults with disabilities and I LOVE working with our participants, but fuck I work with some tiresome ass staff some days.

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Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

People have plenty of ideas about me, but my favorite at work is, “She hates AI, don’t suggest it or she’ll give you a lecture.” Damn straight.

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Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If you’re almost 50 and someone offers to help you move and they mean it…that’s a true friend.

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Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My friend,who was previously a writer for a huge movie review YouTube channel, has launched his own review site. Please check it out.

reel-fixation.com

Reel Fixation

Obsessed with movies. Focused on the details.

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Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Was was the moment you decided to go LC/NC with family? In retrospect, mine was my law school hooding ceremony. Every family member acted like a a jackass and this was the final straw after getting zero support during law school as a single mom w/ a teen and a disabled child.

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Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I may be at the age where I misname current bands, but I remember conversations from 7 years ago word for word and caught that you just slipped up and exposed your lie. Luckily, I am old enough to not care. Girl, I’m sure you had your reasons

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Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Greatest gift I have is forgetting the whodunnit for most mystery shows and movies and being able to watch them repeatedly. Shout out to Poirot and Miss Marple.

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Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I just woke up from a nap looking at the budget Australian Jason Momoa on my tv and I’m going back to sleep

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Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Ugh, I just made an internet joke to a non internet person where I asked for something, “as a treat?” And it did not land.

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Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Everyone asssumes I love Murder, She Wrote because I love a cozy mystery, and I do enjoy it as show, but y’all, sometimes I empathize just as much with the killers who are furious at that nosy, slightly entitled and judgy old bitch.

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Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Practicing gratitude (it’s not working). Considering being incensed at the state of everything instead. Way more my jam.

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Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Rufus Sewell makes me weak in the knees.

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Too Big to Fail @toobigtofail.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The biggest problem I've seen with lawyers using AI to do legal research is that AI can come to a conclusion, give you a lot of support for that conclusion, and if you check its citations they'll often be correct. But it'll miss an entire line of cases that utterly negate that point in context.

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Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Note to self: leave house when slow cooking pot roast or you will have sensory overload from the smell and not want it by the time it has completed cooking.

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Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

What an absolute disservice Jane Austen, Daphne du Maurier, Charlotte Brontë, Tom Hardy, et al. DIDD for generation of women’s notion of romance and men (myself included). I’m officially renaming the genre to “but I could fix him”

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Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Me: did you see there will be a new Poirot series? Jeff: with Jeff Gleeson? Me: Brandon Gleeson? From In Bruges? Jeff: Brendon! Me: yes, but his son, Dominic? Jeff: like Kindergarten Cop? Me: no? Jeff: ahhh, Domhall? Me: yes! Wikipedia: No, it’s Jack Gleeson, King Joffrey, you silly fucks

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Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

If I look at one more house on Zillow with fucked up AI renditions of what it could look like, I’m going to scream

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Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I’m not gate keeping my chronic illnesses, but you’ve got to understand the bs I hear. The majority of my my shit is easily verifiable through labs/testing. You suspect? Ok, I’ll give you all the info and hope you don’t have have it. Your testing comes back negative? Babe, it ain’t this. 1/

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Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

My ex-husband always speaks so highly of me to people, even those he doesn’t need to (my ex MIL for example) and I appreciate that so much. I admire so much about him too and am glad we are forever on the same team, just in different roles.

static.klipy.com

Catherine O'Hara: When One Of Us Shines, All Of Us Shine

ALT: Catherine O'Hara: When One Of Us Shines, All Of Us Shine

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Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Omg, y’all, some time ago a friend of mine decided they were autistic (not my place to dx anyone, but I’ve been in the ASD world for 20+years and I was supportive but tbh, skeptical given I’ve known this person for 35 years, but who am I ) and they had a ton of rating, which they decided to skew 1/

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Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I don’t enjoy TikTok. This does not stope people from sending me TikToks. I’d rather they steal the joke and tell it to me themselves than my have to watch some random lady baking a cake tell me a “truth” about men with shit background music.

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Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I have a framed Dolly picture in my bathroom. Clue is the most played movie in our house as it’s my and my son’s favorite. Work is drama filled turmoil. I’m sad and everything feels heavy.

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Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Y’all they did my girl dirty at the groomer. I am trying not to laugh in her face, I want her to feel beautiful, but damn. After and before

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Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Testing out this sports bra by sitting in the back of this bus. 4/10 performance

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Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

One of my fav things aboout Poirot is that he knows who the killer is, but still gathers everyone around to tell each person’s business and why they suck before revealing the killer. Petty af really. I love it.

static.klipy.com

David Suchet as Hercule Poirot Smiles

ALT: David Suchet as Hercule Poirot Smiles

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Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

If I ever win the lottery. I would like to tip the folks working at the gas station down the street a large amount of money often because they deal with some wild shit regularly

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Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I’ve been wearing my compression shorts like my cardiologist said I should, but holy hell, when I gotta pee, I gotta pee now. That compression of the bladder takes away all the “kinda, might need to” of the situation.

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Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Sometimes, being a lawyer is the absolute best. For me it’s when I see something fucked up happening and I know how to get it handled without ever threatening to sue or using the fact that I’m a lawyer. I’ll just fuck you up with research, policies, and a well worded email

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Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

In about 2 hours, my boss will send an email where I will make 3 people furious. They will know it’s me. I already angered them today. All I am doing is asking that they follow fed labor laws and also laws in regard to disabled parking. I cannot wait.

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Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Woke up remembering when I interviewed for the job of a lifetime and it was pouring rain and I didn’t realize my mascara had migrated down to look like a football players black smudges across my cheekbones and no one in the 14 person panel told me. I didn’t get the job.

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Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I missed my brother’s birthday because I am terrible with knowing what the current date is. I put it in my calendar but never check my calendar except dr appointments. One year got my own age wrong for 9 months because I’m the youngest of my friend group and forgot I hadn’t already turned 36.

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Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Post on fb that it’s hot in my house. 1st commenter thinks I mean AC is broken. I comment it isn’t, but it’s too late, now everyone thinks it’s out. Neighbor offers fan. People tell about when theirs went out. MIL sends concerned text. So sweet of folks, but this is why I can’t post on fb.

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Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

What sucks about having a therapist friend is that sometimes they aren’t in the mood for your guilt driven bs even as a friend and say shit like, “or…next time, be better because now you know better.” Heard. Will do. Damn.

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Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Lots of us had a great time in hs and/or our 20’s, but I can assure you, nobody gives a fuck about your old stories unless they were also there.

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Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

🦞 Please support Metro Parks and Rec disabilities program by joining our golf scramble or sponsoring a hole. We serve 250+ adults with developmental disabilities though our day programs and sports programs!

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Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

If you’re in Nashville and golf, please join us in supporting my kid’s day program. If you aren’t in Nashville, consider sponsoring a hole!

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Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

My lower back is not right and I keep having hypnic jerks in my legs when falling asleep so I end up sleeping on the couch or a chair and god bless her, our big dog has decided to keep me company, except - she is terrified of when my leg jerks under the blanket and tramples me to run off.

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Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

A fun thing for me is pretending British actors that have been in many cozy mystery productions are actually the first character I saw them, but in different chapters of life. Superintendent Jean Innocent (Lewis) had left the force and is now a clergy member (Midsomer Murders). Good for her!

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Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Pharmacist at Walgreens told me Shingles and pneumonia shots are recommended for people over 50 and asked I would like to schedule mine 😭(I’m not yet 50 for a few years).

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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Is Magic Mike just boy Flashdance?

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Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

My husband is taking a nap and doing the HONK…SHOO snoring that you only hear in cartoons, which brings me to this thought: lots of characters in old cartoons def had sleep apnea

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Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Every time we have a staff meeting, I want to quit for about 48 hours after.

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Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I’m sorry, but Justin Long measuring sq footage to add to his listing of the house in Barbarian is so fucking funny.

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Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Story time! In undergrad school #1, my bff was a grad student I met through my roommate. We connected because her recent ex-fiancé hit on me in a spectacular fashion and through the True Crime powers of women, deduced he had done so in the apartment they shared with all her furniture still in it.

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Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

a week ago I looked in the mirror and my eyes looked way more hooded than usual, especially my left. I thought, well, that’s it. Weight gain and age. Can’t afford upper bleph surgery so this is how I’m gonna look for a while. Been kinda down all week about it, Y’all, I have an eye infection 😂

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Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

My rich, white, suburban hs reunion party date was just announced so I’m responding to my peers’ MAGA posts on fb with a storm of hellfire so they breathe a audible sign of relief when I don’t show up at the reunion.

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Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I just realized that though I hang with all the younger folks at work, my work bestie is the 75 year old PhD having male with from Louisiana that skips breakfast and lunch so he can eat cheesecake every night. No regrets.

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