Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I hope to god he gets stuck in that awful Nashville to Clarksville traffic. 000
Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Husband reads a lot of sci-fi and fantasy, so I think he gets exposed to more unbelievable twists 010
Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Exactly! There are 6 or 7 authors that I can predict within the first chapter. I still enjoy them immensely, but I know where we are going with the story. Some others take a bit longer, but the structure and devices are there for a reason. 110
Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 09/10/2026My memory may not be so great these days, (thanks middle-age) but I just reeled off my drivers license number banking routing number and banking account number without looking. 020
Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 09/10/2026No one tell my husband that I’m not actually an evil genius, I’ve just watched thriller and murder mysteries my entire life and there are just not that many plot twists I haven’t seen before. 170
Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Nashville zoo food prices are ridiculous. 3 chickens tenders, fries and a drink -$25 (burger is about the same). $5 for a canned of water, $6 for a soda or Powerade. 000
Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026If you watch Scarpetta, please know that most of the outside scenes are filmed very near me in East Nashville and I have a text thread with my neighbors identifying which house/Dollar General/park they used and a local group about what streets to avoid when they are shooting. 030
Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Ahhh, that’d be a great use. My school might just suck at those things. 010
Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I was a non-traditional aged student and I have zero interest in going to a local bar and getting shitfaced with young folk. 120
Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I was SBA President and I have zero engagement now. 110
Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I teach a mobility class 2x a week and it absolutely kicks my ass. Realizing I need to add a 3rd class for my own benefit. 020
Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026We are moving to VERY small town just outside of Metro Nashville because I want to sit outside on a deck with nothing but trees for a few years and I got excited about going to small town parades and events- until I joined the fb event groups for that town. I’ve never seen so many 9-11 memorial pics 020
Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I need to sell some stuff on FB Marketplace before we move, but I HATE dealing with it so much that I just can’t. 000
Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I don’t know what’s up, but I’m obsessed with pickled okra these days. Taste of Texas is the most crisp, and I’ve tried about 4 other brands. 000
Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I don’t mind people mispronouncing it, andni never correct it, but I truly love when people pronounce it correctly 030
Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I had the most validating conversation with a coworker. They corrected someone who called out my name and when I said I appreciated their pronouncing it properly, they said aloud the grammar rules for my name that led them to pronounce it properly and I just felt so seen. 130
Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Oh wait, this isn’t fb or threads, I might not get shamed for not knowing how to best go about changing this. 010
Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Y’alll, I may regret asking, but I need advice on my big dog. Despite getting a pre-bedtime walk, she is waking me up at 2 am to be let out. I’m so tired. 200
Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I work PT for a program for adults with disabilities and I LOVE working with our participants, but fuck I work with some tiresome ass staff some days. 020
Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026People have plenty of ideas about me, but my favorite at work is, “She hates AI, don’t suggest it or she’ll give you a lecture.” Damn straight. 031
Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If you’re almost 50 and someone offers to help you move and they mean it…that’s a true friend. 000
Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Thank you! Right before opening this app I was talking to my husband about what supports are lacking in surrounding counties 010
Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My friend,who was previously a writer for a huge movie review YouTube channel, has launched his own review site. Please check it out.reel-fixation.comReel FixationObsessed with movies. Focused on the details. 000
Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’ve literally been watching some of these since I was a teen and they aired on A&E. The trick is to fall asleep 10 minutes before the ending. 000
Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I grew up here and I’ve left several times and life has brought me back (custody of stepchildren, later move/ pandemic) and now I feel I just have to resign myself to continue the good fight here, but gd, I am tired! 100
Reposted by Haunted HamburgerMichelle Franklin│Legends and Lectures @michellefranklin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Look at my girl 🥲🥰 20496111
Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It’s honestly been the hardest and best decision of my life. I only thought of it tonight as fb showed me an old pic and I thought, “nah, we’re future forward over here. Those folks live in a whole different book in this series for me” 030
Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Was was the moment you decided to go LC/NC with family? In retrospect, mine was my law school hooding ceremony. Every family member acted like a a jackass and this was the final straw after getting zero support during law school as a single mom w/ a teen and a disabled child. 120
Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I may be at the age where I misname current bands, but I remember conversations from 7 years ago word for word and caught that you just slipped up and exposed your lie. Luckily, I am old enough to not care. Girl, I’m sure you had your reasons 000
Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I think we are here for a while regardless. 110
Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Greatest gift I have is forgetting the whodunnit for most mystery shows and movies and being able to watch them repeatedly. Shout out to Poirot and Miss Marple. 120
Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I just woke up from a nap looking at the budget Australian Jason Momoa on my tv and I’m going back to sleep 000
Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Ugh, I just made an internet joke to a non internet person where I asked for something, “as a treat?” And it did not land. 030
Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026She is young and learns life lessons the absolute hardest way and I love her. 000
Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Everyone asssumes I love Murder, She Wrote because I love a cozy mystery, and I do enjoy it as show, but y’all, sometimes I empathize just as much with the killers who are furious at that nosy, slightly entitled and judgy old bitch. 020
Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Practicing gratitude (it’s not working). Considering being incensed at the state of everything instead. Way more my jam. 010
Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I’m going to need this in my immediate future 010
Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I will probably die if I don’t eat pizza instead tonight. 🤷🏻♀️ 140
Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Rufus Sewell makes me weak in the knees. 000
Reposted by Haunted HamburgerToo Big to Fail @toobigtofail.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The biggest problem I've seen with lawyers using AI to do legal research is that AI can come to a conclusion, give you a lot of support for that conclusion, and if you check its citations they'll often be correct. But it'll miss an entire line of cases that utterly negate that point in context. 3467
Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Note to self: leave house when slow cooking pot roast or you will have sensory overload from the smell and not want it by the time it has completed cooking. 150
Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026And I’d have definitely told that missionary dude to fuck right off. Tell me I’m ugly and meant for a life of labor and not love and owe it to God to marry you even though you will never love me? Fuuuuck you. 110
Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Ngl, I would have killed the wife in the attic by poison if I were Jane Eyre. She’s a better woman than me, clearly. 110
Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I’ve never wanted to visit Toledo more than after heating your description. That sounds like exactly my kind of city, 120
Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026What an absolute disservice Jane Austen, Daphne du Maurier, Charlotte Brontë, Tom Hardy, et al. DIDD for generation of women’s notion of romance and men (myself included). I’m officially renaming the genre to “but I could fix him” 110
Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I don’t even know which part is funny, the server possibly receiving training to be prepared for this situation, the mentioning of the soft opening that reflects the owner’s priorities, or just that this statement was made. Idk. You dodged a bullet though 110
Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I cannot imagine how strange it must feel to read this article and think about your own past experiences, but I cannot lie, I laughed out loud at “Nothing in their training and soft openings at the restaurant could have prepared the staff for what walked through the door,” Bates told the court. 120
Haunted Hamburger @hauntedhamburger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Me: did you see there will be a new Poirot series? Jeff: with Jeff Gleeson? Me: Brandon Gleeson? From In Bruges? Jeff: Brendon! Me: yes, but his son, Dominic? Jeff: like Kindergarten Cop? Me: no? Jeff: ahhh, Domhall? Me: yes! Wikipedia: No, it’s Jack Gleeson, King Joffrey, you silly fucks 010
