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Urkel of Delphi

@hatfights.bsky.social
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Violetta says I creep like the kudzu vines that are slowly but surely strangling our Dixie

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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social · 12h
@everydaylouie.bsky.social just saw this on twitter lol and wondering if you had yet x.com/bbangbbi05/s...
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고1때부터 기상알람 이건데 정확히 10초부터 지랄시작돼서 10초전에 일어나서 꺼야함 매일아침이긴장의연속
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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
me after i watch this video
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 27/09/2026
Hang on.
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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
mods change my name to the phantom homie
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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is my favorite thing
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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
went there a few weeks ago for the first time and had my ass completely blasted off. so cool.
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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
As usual, if you tell me you can predict where any given swan boy strip is going you're a fucking liar
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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Yeah but it’s a new Worm In A Rock God, and I’m grateful for it
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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I am no joke going to be in San Francisco for 24 hours starting tomorrow morning so lmk what you think of
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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Just watched All That Jazz for the first time a couple weeks ago and it blew my ass entirely off
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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
fascinated by what this might mean
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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Weird week!
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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
classic TATMA situation
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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
New artfight attack for @dndtime.bsky.social ! Surprising literally no one I love a good star wars OC
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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Remember when I made this last year? Thought about it while watching the new one and saw my favorite jackass character: the elderly x-ray technician
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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
that's right
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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Another artfight attack! Can i keep up this momentum? Doesn't really seem like it! But I'm gonna try anyway
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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
First artfight of the year for my old pal @gracied.bsky.social
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alfredosolisfuentes @alfredofilmgeek.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Happy 4th of July!!! @cbbworld.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Me: I feel sick and I'm gonna through up The Mean Doctor: Who cares
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It is the dawn of a new era. Hear our battle anthem. Welcome to the new InfoWars.
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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
This was such a sweet surprise to wake up to this morning ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Rip Tim Onion, ironic because he made so many 😔
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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
these are so great
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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Big ol 13th anniversary trip: whale watching in Vancouver > Visiting Laura’s cousin in Seattle> tattoos and friends in Portland
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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
That’s so awesome, I’m so happy for yall! ☺️ I miss seeing your posts on other platforms because I’m barely on here anymore. Are you still in Tacoma? We were on the train from Seattle to Portland in April and I thought about you as we went through there
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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Oh my god congrats!!!
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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
hell yes turkey give us what we deserve
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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
!!! Kim you're pregnant!?
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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
hey man what's your fucking problem
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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Sorry brotha, tryna escape Samsara actually
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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Sorry brotha, tryna escape Samsara actually
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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
It was Trimboli for sure
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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Aw man, now I gotta worry about who has permission to download me
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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Want to try Lucky Hit?
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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Username "The Erotic Unc" would go insane on 2018 twitter
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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
finally came across the comic again that comes closest to explaining why i make things
a four-panel comic by buttpoems titled "this is about me so it's ok i hope"

Panel 1: a person says "I'm an artist"
Panel 2: a second person enters and asks "are you good enough to call yourself that?"
Panel 3: the first person says "it's not about being good"
Panel 4: the person continues "it's about being too dumb to stop"
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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
this is a perfectly worded explanation for my beef with the internet these days
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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Was going through my notes app and came across one that i think i must have written in the middle of the night that was just titled SOLVE STAR WARS TV. So I've spent the past hour and a half or so doing that.
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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
We finally have a name for this guy! starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Opolito
The cable-knit sweater mon calamari guy is named Opolito!
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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
😔
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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
(@infinata.bsky.social did reply to these dumb requests occasionally which is the only reason I kept doing it)
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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Time to finally find out if the worst/best joke bit I ever tried to get going paid off
A screenshot from twitter showing three of my tweets from back when I used to to a running bit asking Pablo Hidalgo to name a shrimp villager from the Mandalorian after me in the Mandalorian visual guide
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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
🥳
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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Shit makes me feel insane, venmo is so predatory and weird, just tell me your long ass iban
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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
My plumbob!
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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Mildly embarrassing that a mashup artist is such an essential pillar of my backstory, but I can't help that it hit me right when I was becoming a real human being. It's like the phantom menace in that way.
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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
HIGH ART LIKE PROJECT HAIL MARY
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Urkel of Delphi @hatfights.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Just wandering around in the rain eating bugs or whatever.
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