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I'm glad to see that the United States is in such good company, and will inaugurate this new era of public executions by shooting someone in a wheelchair. I mean they're going to shoot the guy, not¹ his wheelchair. 1 The wheelchair might be collateral² damage 2 Like Iranian schoolgirls

So the following countries carry out public executions: Iran Somalia (both government and insurgent groups) Saudi Arabia (rare circumstances) Afghanistan (Taliban government, the now-fallen US backed government did not) North Korea (Coming soon!) United States of America

Nancy Mace commonly calls this "Bathroom Genital Checks".

I'm sure that the video will totally never be used in anti-American propaganda.

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So the United States is going to televise shooting a guy in a wheelchair? I mean he is a mass murderer and if I believed in the death penalty for humans (Belugas are a different story) I'd say "Fuck yes he should die, quietly" but... Setting up a guy in a wheelchair in front of a firing squad...

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Don't forget what Gym Jordan did to young athletes.

Nazi Fascism: couch making is privatized, but the state dictates who may make couches and who they may be sold to. The state becomes the sole consumer of couches, for the purposes of obtaining "Fickensraum" and creating a couchfucker-supremacist state, led by Der Couchficker JD Vance.

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I've added more. I'll petition the raft to get my doctorate.

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Traditional: Small groups of humans rely on subsistence couchmaking, only making enough surplus for JD Vance to fuck. Surplus varies depending on external natural factors and how horny JD Vance is. JD Vance has been known to wipe out entire tribes by fucking all of their couches.

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Mercantilism: the state bans or limits the importing of couches, while pushing the export of domestic couches. The couch trade is carried out exclusively by state-owned corporate entities like JD Vance, who fucks all imported and exported couches.

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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 09/10/2026

Feudalism: Peasants build couches. A percentage of their couches are given to their noble lord in exchange for being allowed to use the lord's land for couchmaking, who in turn gives a percentage of his couches to his king, JD Vance, who fucks the couches.

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Oh I remember when you made that, and then I made this one.

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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 08/10/2026

Utopian Socialism: Those who can build couches, build couches. Those who can fuck couches, fuck couches (JD Vance).

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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 08/10/2026

DemSoc: Government ensures that couch producers cannot overcharge for couches or provides an allowance for X number of couches per year that JD Vance can get, who then fucks those couches.

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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 08/10/2026

Communism: The government seizes the production of couches from private ownership, and becomes the sole producer of couches for JD Vance, who then fucks the couches.

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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 08/10/2026

Capitalism: A human owns a couch company. JD Vance pays the man for a couch. JD Vance fucks the couch. Fascism: The government has produced couches for centuries, but sells the production to a man. The government then contracts the man to build couches for JD Vance, who fucks the couches.

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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 08/10/2026

I have to differentiate. There used to be a Very Uncool Cassie on Bluesky, but she left to go spend more time with her Metoclopramide, breast pump, and smoothie maker. I think she was mad about leaving.

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 08/10/2026

Neither do I, but if you know the username you can just see all of their posts. I'm assuming it smells like crypto-selling bots in the comments. Don't go unless you have a good ad-blocker, it is jam-packed with ads, like worse than X.

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 08/10/2026

Untrue, as you were born on the moon. The anoxic environment during your formative years is responsible for your cognitive abilities.

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 08/10/2026

I honestly question his elementary school education.

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 08/10/2026

Cool Cassie @kweencassie.bsky.social (as opposed to the decidedly Uncool Cassie) posted it and I had to go to Truth Social to see for myself.

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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 08/10/2026

I figured that a pointless decree deserved an equally pointless counter.

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 08/10/2026

This "Artificial Intelligence" thingy, including the decreed renaming, has created quite a bit of confusion amongst the MAGA faithful as to what they should call it, so I've created this handy reference chart. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 08/10/2026

He definitely filed pedophiles under "Friendly"

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 08/10/2026

I can't believe he actually said this. The reason why I don't believe he said it is because the words "artificial" and "intelligence" are both spelled correctly.

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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 08/10/2026

He set a really low bar for what constitutes an "enemy".

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 08/10/2026

A couchfucker? I mean I didn't see any couch references in that speech.

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 08/10/2026

Isn't he supposed to be smarter than his boss?

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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 08/10/2026

I would not write Ohio off. Trump is getting REALLY unpopular there since he hasn't delivered on any of the promises he made. Again. He's only got like a 36% approval rating there. Then again, it's Ohio.

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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 08/10/2026

"It hurts my religious freedum (a lot of people don't know that dumb has a b in it) that others are allowed to do stuff that my religion forbids!"

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 08/10/2026

Well, he's trying to give one-time $90 checks to seniors, so that totally makes up for the cuts and cost increases I think.

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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 08/10/2026

Wow, Mamdani is responsible for genocide? The position of Mayor of NYC has grown really powerful since Rudy Giuliani's days. Who'd have thought that you could get Steinies and hardcore Zionists to hate the same human?

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 08/10/2026

I have a feeling that Israel could dramatically reduce US military spending by aiming better. If maybe they could aim more carefully and not shell entire blocks, you could make those artillery shells and missiles that we give them last a lot longer. Or maybe use rocks.

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 08/10/2026

Another funny thing to look at is that Israel's national debt ratio is about half of the debt ratio of the United States, but Netanyahu is all "hey I need you to take out another loan so you can buy weapons to give to me."

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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 08/10/2026

I know right? The US should not be wasting taxpayer dollars on healthcare or infrastructure. Giving weapons to a foreign nation, through taxpayer-funded military grants, is far more important. Does Mamdani expect Gaza to level itself? Ridiculous.

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 07/10/2026

That sounds an awful lot like "really inland".

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 07/10/2026

You've got that in California already? I always assumed "Fall" down there started some time around January.

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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 07/10/2026

He doesn't care about Zionism, the nation-state of Israel, or Jewish people. He has adopted this over-the-top "Zionist" persona to push buttons, as evidenced by his simplistic viewpoints and wild inaccuracies.

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 07/10/2026

Oh no, human facial hair is laughably thin. At most, 770 hairs per in²! Much less if you happen to be Andrew Tate.

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 07/10/2026

That guy is totally fake, he doesn't even have a Poirot moustache.

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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 07/10/2026

That's exclusive to sea otters, we're the only otters that have it. As for passing it down: oh no, never. I have no idea who my kids are anymore. Probably a few still around I'm sure, but I wouldn't trust them with The Perfect Rock. They need to go find their own.

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 07/10/2026

Oh I'm sure his idiot yesmen have already told him.

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 07/10/2026

Then he'll say "I want to give all my great seniors help, but the Dumocrats, a lot of people don't know that dumb has a b in it but I do because I'm very smart, won't let me do it because they just want all my great seniors to die". That would be hyperbolic in any other time, but not now.

Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 07/10/2026

The seniors will probably actually get this one. A whole $90 one-time check. It'll likely be delayed as they'll print them, then Trump will demand his signature be added in gold. Then he'll withhold the checks until some concession is made to him, like putting his name back on the Kennedy Center

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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 07/10/2026

His milkshake brings all the MAGA to the yard.

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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 07/10/2026

"Here's $90 for your Medicare, vote Republican." Incidentally, the average senior will see their Medicare out of pocket costs go up by $180 to $480 in 2027. This is due to Trumpflation and the expiration of IRA 2022 subsidies. These could have been extended under the OBBBA but no.

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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 07/10/2026

Whoa calm down buddy, nobody threatened you with stoning. I think you're taking all of this entirely too seriously for a human who makes quips or jokes or whatever. Here is a paper bag to help you, I even labeled it for you!