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Harry the Sea Otter

@harryseaotter.art
7.1K followers 660 following 13.1K posts

I'm Harry, I'm a smug* supergenius sea otter that lives in Skagway. I love food. Cruel and Murderous, but NOT a river otter‡. *Only when I'm right† †Thats literally 100% of the time ‡They are dumb and ugly and smelly§ §Anal glands, nuff said

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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 17/10/2026
I am thinking Shohreh Aghdashloo should be UN Secretary General. Look, she's done it before, and she saved the world. She's got a pretty awesome track record, plus she says "Fuck" a lot. I dare you humans to find someone better.
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 17/10/2026
I guess Laura Looner is in the running as well.
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 17/10/2026
Well, that fire was named appropriately.
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 17/10/2026
Katie Zacharia lasted exactly 0.5 Scaramuccis as Press Secretary.
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 17/10/2026
John Birch rag, like ACTUAL FASCISTS. Weird for this human to accuse others of being Nazis when she is using Nazi propaganda. That's like Joseph Goebbels pointing out random humans and screaming "Nazi!" at them.
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 15/10/2026
I find it hard to believe that she doesn't recognize her own coworker.
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 15/10/2026
Well, given her lack of attention to source material, I would guess "lol no".
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 15/10/2026
That "🚫psychiatry" in her bio was kind of superfluous, I could already tell she was very much against behavioral/mental healthcare. It's basically the equivalent of running around shouting "I'm crazy AF wooooo!" while wearing underpants on your head with pencils in your ears. Totally unnecessary.
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 15/10/2026
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 15/10/2026
As a raccoon, you should know what this is. The males of your species have them. Actually, most mammals have them. Except primates, ungulates, cetaceans, and monotremes. The raccoon version features quite prominently in this piece I paw-made. See, and I didn't even say what it was.
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 14/10/2026
If so, you're not alone. It appears to be a cluster of accounts that are just block block blocking, probably automated.
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 14/10/2026
I think that Primsky Labeler thingy is a bit overzealous.
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 14/10/2026
Same energy.
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 14/10/2026
I love that the humans here may flip a Senate seat because Republicans are dumb. As you can see below, there are two unrelated Dan Sullivans, but only one Dan Sullivan has been endorsed by Dan Sullivan, the former mayor of Anchorage. Another Dan Sullivan is a teacher, then there's the senator.
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 14/10/2026
And she's dumb, since she believes that a human can have untreated sepsis for... Wow a whole month without being not alive anymore. That's not just medically improbable, it's medically impossible. With sepsis, survival is measured in hours, a few days at most.
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 14/10/2026
Only a bloody Dutchman.
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 14/10/2026
How about "publish my book, spend the night with Kimberly Guilfoyle, or spend four hours sober at a Phish concert with me"? I mean each option gets progressively worse and us designed to make publishing her drivel seem brilliant by comparison.
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 14/10/2026
No. You can't make me.
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 14/10/2026
She looks so sad.
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 14/10/2026
I heard the news that she's getting fired. I can see why she looks so down. (Before the ThAt'S MiSoGyNiSt crowd chimes in: I treat males just as badly, and Kimberly Gillfish or whatever chose to look like this. On purpose. Like, no one made her look like this.)
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 14/10/2026
Don't tell Chantal or she'll get mad and call you a racist and then use racist words to describe you. If only Michael Constantine were still around to set the record straight for Chantal.
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 14/10/2026
Not a very good one, apparently.
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 14/10/2026
She does! Or she's in on it. Zionist 🦦🦦🦦
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 13/10/2026
Oh hell yes. 210 pairs for $220. @amien.bsky.social Ambien what's your new credit card number? Some butthole cancelled your last credit card. I'm find to split this three ways if Ambien pays.
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 13/10/2026
Fun Fact: Chantal is wrong AF. Barbarian is from the Latin Barbarus, from the Greek βάρβαρος (Barbaros), derived from a Greek onomatopoeia "bar bar bar" used to mock anyone that did not speak Greek. This included, at the time, the Latin tribes that eventually formed Rome.
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 13/10/2026
Ohhhhh that's what what it is. Man, talk about obscure. It was a successor to the music video show Alternative Nation. Kennedy had left, so they recruited a slightly-younger-but-still-looking-like-a-scrotum Robert F Kennedy Jr to host. Apparently MTV used to be a thing, and they played music.
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 13/10/2026
Don't get me wrong, Phish is awful and I once went to a concert because I was promised fish but it was a lie, but those are some pretty strong words. Also, what is an "Alternative Cracker"? Are those crackers that are like gluten free and vegan and stuff?
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 13/10/2026
Chantal, are the White People in the room with us right now?
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 13/10/2026
They should have used Elon Musk as the "Patchy Beard" model.
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 13/10/2026
For some reason, Kiwibank (which is oddly not a place to store New Zealanders, fruit, or small flightless birds) has a green-wooled anthropomorphic sheep as a mascot, which some Furries apparently found REALLY hot.
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 13/10/2026
I'd like to thank @vtuberloveslug.bsky.social for reinforcing the stereotype that Bluesky users are all horny and weird furries. Sheesh @lastweektonight.com you had to go and look for posts about sheep fuckers. I mean the Kash Patel jokes were RIGHT there.
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 12/10/2026
Mahmoud, surviving with sepsis for at least 28 days, you are truly invincible. Or @micheeel.bsky.social is a liar, but I'm going for Mahmoud being a total rock star. We should test him for super powers.
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 12/10/2026
Yay, Happy Some Pompous Asshole Was Wrong About The Circumference The Earth Because He Pompously Assumed Arab Mathematicians Were Using Roman Miles Day!
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 12/10/2026
He PrOvEd ThE eArTh WuZ rOuNd!!
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 11/10/2026
Fire Point is a manufacturer of attack drones, lingering munitions, and cruise missiles for Ukraine. I wonder what effect this had on Twitter's MAGA bots. Probably explains why Elon is so mad.
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 11/10/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word: Curious George Takes A Hand Job
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 11/10/2026
You have to admit that if a billionaire looks this excited about "Trump Accounts" they must be pretty exciting. Or her face is frozen like that, I have no idea.
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 11/10/2026
I was discussing how the United States was the meat in a throuple sandwich, where the two other parties were tropical storms. So here's what I came up with.
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 11/10/2026
Well... That's a shame.
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 10/10/2026
Actually wait, the bangs really help hold the whole thing together.
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 10/10/2026
I'm glad to see that she's giving Laura Loomer's plastic surgeon more business.
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 09/10/2026
Oh I remember when you made that, and then I made this one.
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 08/10/2026
This "Artificial Intelligence" thingy, including the decreed renaming, has created quite a bit of confusion amongst the MAGA faithful as to what they should call it, so I've created this handy reference chart. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 08/10/2026
I can't believe he actually said this. The reason why I don't believe he said it is because the words "artificial" and "intelligence" are both spelled correctly.
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 07/10/2026
Whoa calm down buddy, nobody threatened you with stoning. I think you're taking all of this entirely too seriously for a human who makes quips or jokes or whatever. Here is a paper bag to help you, I even labeled it for you!
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 07/10/2026
DavidShartFan seems very disingenuous. Seems like most humans are aware of this, which is why he typically gets less interaction than condom machine at a comic book convention.
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 07/10/2026
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 06/10/2026
Nonposting account emerges after four months of slumber to inform us of... No idea, but if Feb 2nd is Groundhog Day, then the day this one emerged, October 2nd, shall be known as Butthole Day. You can go back to bed now, see you in another four months.
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 06/10/2026
I wonder if Deuce solved his own loneliness epidemic by switching to livestock. I'm not saying he did, I'm just wondering aloud.
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Harry the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.art · 06/10/2026
Worth noting that the longest anyhuman has ever survived with untreated sepsis (documented) is two weeks. Mahmoud is going on 3.5 weeks of untreated sepsis! Way to go Mahmoud, and thank you @micheeel.bsky.social for sharing this medical miracle! Nothing can stop Mahmoud!
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