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Happy Mask Salesman

@happymaskretailer.bsky.social
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You've met a terrible fate, haven't you? Age: 27 he/him Italian and Colombian, but I'm from Syracuse. Minors do not interact. I usually don't have much to say. All about future funk and vaporwave, I miss it from my innocent days.

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𝕾𝖕𝖔𝖔𝖐𝖞 𝕶💀 @serialk86.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Considering that every major movie and game company is getting bought by the most evil billionaire fucks out there nowadays, I think it's fair game to pirate as many games, TV shows, and movies made by these entities at this point. With only exceptions being those made by small indie studios.
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Geibuchan @geibuchan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pictured: an adult male Rat King
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フレッドYOLO @freddyolo.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
dead malls are the roman ruins of our civilization
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フレッドYOLO @freddyolo.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
the internet used up all of my dopamine… now i simply feel nothing
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Happy Mask Salesman @happymaskretailer.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
As a kid in the 2000s I used to jokingly the shower "the soap temple" Now it's gone full circle lol
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フレッドYOLO @freddyolo.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
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Happy Mask Salesman @happymaskretailer.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
No lies detected, my brother in future funk.
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フレッドYOLO @freddyolo.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
the internet was cooler 10 years ago
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Happy Mask Salesman @happymaskretailer.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Rayman 2 is easily the best Rayman game, and that's an opinion of mine that hasn't changed in 20 years.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
they call it shitpost because its what you post while taking a shit
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Green Jinjo @green-jinjo.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Help!
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フレッドYOLO @freddyolo.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
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PlayStation Park @playstationpark.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Fabulous 'South Park Rally' PlayStation
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Kraut @derparrot.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
its funny to be ruled by internet-brained idiots like this, when anyone with a passing familiarity of this internet political moment knew instinctively this was going to be an incoherent brain rotted gamer white boy who sees politics and violence as entertainment
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 10/09/2025
A find by NASA’s Perseverance rover "very well could be the clearest sign of life that we’ve ever found on Mars," Sean Duffy, the acting administrator of NASA, said on Wednesday. Here's what to know.
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Was There Life on Mars? A Rock Found by NASA Keeps Getting More Interesting.
NASA is still not saying it has found fossils of Martian microbes, but analysis of a rock collected by the Perseverance rover raises that possibility.
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フレッドYOLO @freddyolo.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
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Happy Mask Salesman @happymaskretailer.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
If Sega had done a few things differently, the Dreamcast could've coexisted with the PS2, GameCube, and Xbox for years to come. The 32x being a massive waste of money and resources, and how badly they bungled the Saturn outside of Japan did so much damage to Sega for years to come. Such a shame.
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フレッドYOLO @freddyolo.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
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Happy Mask Salesman @happymaskretailer.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
This game was ass but the commercials were so hype lol
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Dragon Ball Z Episodes @dbzepisodes.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
The meme is a play on the Daikatana ad where John Romero calls you his bitch, but it's Quest 64 like always
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Happy Mask Salesman @happymaskretailer.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Fuck me. Ozzy and the Hulkster both passed in the same week? 2 days apart? We just lost two of the biggest remaining cultural icons of the 80s. This is like that one cursed week in late June 2009. Those of you who are 25+ probably remember the one.
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WebDesignMuseum @webdesignmuseum.org · 24/07/2025
R.I.P. Hulk Hogan Hulk Hogan official website in 2008
Hulk Hogan official website in 2008
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K'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · 23/07/2025
the entire impassioned rant that ends on "TEARS OF THE KINGDOM RAP" is making me fucking wheeze
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Obsolete Sony @obsoletesony.com · 28/06/2025
1995 Sony Trinitron KV-9PT50
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
ABSTRACT/SYMPHN.GIF
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Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
3D Pinball: Space Cadet for Windows XP
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WebDesignMuseum @webdesignmuseum.org · 22/07/2025
R.I.P. Ozzy and thanks for everything! Ozzy Osbourne website in 2001
Ozzy Osbourne website in 2001
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Happy Mask Salesman @happymaskretailer.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
That makes sense. You did your part indeed. That leads me to my big question. Would you ever let the fans who grew up with it bring back Artzie with your blessing, in the event you didn't want to? Like at your behest, with your full input and control. For those who miss it as badly as I do.
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Happy Mask Salesman @happymaskretailer.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Right after his final tour too... Rest in peace, man. I think it's incredible Ozzy lived to be 76. Considering how many of his contemporaries who lived the same rockstar lifestyle he did died in their 30s and 40s. As Tupac once put it, there's a heaven for a G.
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フレッドYOLO @freddyolo.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
rip ozzy
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Happy Mask Salesman @happymaskretailer.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Yeah, I remember that... 2021 back when I was 22. I was so sad when Artzie Revival went away so fast. Felt like the magic that got me through the mid to late 2010s had disappeared. I wasn't kidding when I say I'd do anything to revive it. The funk must go on. Us older Gen Zs miss it dearly.
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Happy Mask Salesman @happymaskretailer.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Vaporwave and future funk ruled the world in the 2010s. We'll do it all again.
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trndytrndy @trndytrndy.com · 22/07/2025
Vaporwave comeback 2026 (my album isn't done yet)
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フレッドYOLO @freddyolo.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
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Happy Mask Salesman @happymaskretailer.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
@freddyolo.bsky.social I actually found mirrors of some of the lost Artzie Revival uploads from 2021, if you're interested. I downloaded the main song I was looking for, but I might have a line on more of them.
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Happy Mask Salesman @happymaskretailer.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
It's now been a decade since the first time it was at it's biggest height in the mid 2010s. It's time it comes back just as big or even bigger in the new roaring 20s.
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Happy Mask Salesman @happymaskretailer.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
You too. Artzie was what was worth it in my tumultuous teen years. It was there when I was still innocent. It was there when I first got high at 17 in early 2016. It was there through both hell and my brief bright spots the past 12 years. I'd do anything to help bring it back.
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フレッドYOLO @freddyolo.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
appreciate ya 😎🤙
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Happy Mask Salesman @happymaskretailer.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
OH MY GOD the creator of Artzie Music is reminiscing about the future funk boom of the 2010s with me. Maybe at 26 my teenaged dreams can still come true. 16 year old me back in 2015 would've been so starstruck, and he still is on the inside. RESPECT.
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フレッドYOLO @freddyolo.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
good times
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フレッドYOLO @freddyolo.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Microsoft Store 1996
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フレッドYOLO @freddyolo.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
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Happy Mask Salesman @happymaskretailer.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I want Artzie back goddammit... It's what makes me miss 2014 and 2015.
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trndytrndy @trndytrndy.com · 19/11/2024
whos ready for the wave of 2016 Artzie Music a e s t h e t i c gifs pseudo nostalgia to hit
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フレッドYOLO @freddyolo.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
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trndytrndy @trndytrndy.com · 18/11/2024
Vaporwave comeback 2025
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(Voxelroguery) creepypasta chikorita @voxelroguery.neocities.org · 09/04/2025
"[Sex with ƎNA would] catapult you at great velocity out of the map" guys i think i know our next speedrun trick
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