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Happy Mask Salesman

@happymaskretailer.bsky.social
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You've met a terrible fate, haven't you? Age: 27 he/him Italian and Colombian, but I'm from Syracuse. Minors do not interact. I usually don't have much to say. All about future funk and vaporwave, I miss it from my innocent days.

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𝕾𝖕𝖔𝖔𝖐𝖞 𝕶💀 @serialk86.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Considering that every major movie and game company is getting bought by the most evil billionaire fucks out there nowadays, I think it's fair game to pirate as many games, TV shows, and movies made by these entities at this point. With only exceptions being those made by small indie studios.
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Geibuchan @geibuchan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pictured: an adult male Rat King
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フレッドYOLO @freddyolo.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
dead malls are the roman ruins of our civilization
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フレッドYOLO @freddyolo.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
the internet used up all of my dopamine… now i simply feel nothing
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フレッドYOLO @freddyolo.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
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フレッドYOLO @freddyolo.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
the internet was cooler 10 years ago
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
they call it shitpost because its what you post while taking a shit
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Green Jinjo @green-jinjo.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Help!
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フレッドYOLO @freddyolo.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
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PlayStation Park @playstationpark.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Fabulous 'South Park Rally' PlayStation
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Kraut @derparrot.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
its funny to be ruled by internet-brained idiots like this, when anyone with a passing familiarity of this internet political moment knew instinctively this was going to be an incoherent brain rotted gamer white boy who sees politics and violence as entertainment
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 10/09/2025
A find by NASA’s Perseverance rover "very well could be the clearest sign of life that we’ve ever found on Mars," Sean Duffy, the acting administrator of NASA, said on Wednesday. Here's what to know.
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Was There Life on Mars? A Rock Found by NASA Keeps Getting More Interesting.
NASA is still not saying it has found fossils of Martian microbes, but analysis of a rock collected by the Perseverance rover raises that possibility.
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フレッドYOLO @freddyolo.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
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フレッドYOLO @freddyolo.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
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Happy Mask Salesman @happymaskretailer.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
This game was ass but the commercials were so hype lol
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Dragon Ball Z Episodes @dbzepisodes.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
The meme is a play on the Daikatana ad where John Romero calls you his bitch, but it's Quest 64 like always
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Happy Mask Salesman @happymaskretailer.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Fuck me. Ozzy and the Hulkster both passed in the same week? 2 days apart? We just lost two of the biggest remaining cultural icons of the 80s. This is like that one cursed week in late June 2009. Those of you who are 25+ probably remember the one.
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WebDesignMuseum @webdesignmuseum.org · 24/07/2025
R.I.P. Hulk Hogan Hulk Hogan official website in 2008
Hulk Hogan official website in 2008
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K'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · 23/07/2025
the entire impassioned rant that ends on "TEARS OF THE KINGDOM RAP" is making me fucking wheeze
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Obsolete Sony @obsoletesony.com · 28/06/2025
1995 Sony Trinitron KV-9PT50
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
ABSTRACT/SYMPHN.GIF
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Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
3D Pinball: Space Cadet for Windows XP
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WebDesignMuseum @webdesignmuseum.org · 22/07/2025
R.I.P. Ozzy and thanks for everything! Ozzy Osbourne website in 2001
Ozzy Osbourne website in 2001
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フレッドYOLO @freddyolo.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
rip ozzy
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trndytrndy @trndytrndy.com · 22/07/2025
Vaporwave comeback 2026 (my album isn't done yet)
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フレッドYOLO @freddyolo.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
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Happy Mask Salesman @happymaskretailer.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
@freddyolo.bsky.social I actually found mirrors of some of the lost Artzie Revival uploads from 2021, if you're interested. I downloaded the main song I was looking for, but I might have a line on more of them.
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フレッドYOLO @freddyolo.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
appreciate ya 😎🤙
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フレッドYOLO @freddyolo.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
good times
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フレッドYOLO @freddyolo.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Microsoft Store 1996
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フレッドYOLO @freddyolo.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
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Happy Mask Salesman @happymaskretailer.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I want Artzie back goddammit... It's what makes me miss 2014 and 2015.
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trndytrndy @trndytrndy.com · 19/11/2024
whos ready for the wave of 2016 Artzie Music a e s t h e t i c gifs pseudo nostalgia to hit
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フレッドYOLO @freddyolo.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
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trndytrndy @trndytrndy.com · 18/11/2024
Vaporwave comeback 2025
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(Voxelroguery) creepypasta chikorita @voxelroguery.neocities.org · 09/04/2025
"[Sex with ƎNA would] catapult you at great velocity out of the map" guys i think i know our next speedrun trick
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Happy Mask Salesman @happymaskretailer.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
This would be fucking hilarious, not gonna lie. Imagine getting fragged in Gmod like this.
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Happy Mask Salesman @happymaskretailer.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I don't reside in Japan, but I agree with the 52% of Japanese people under 40.
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𝕾𝖕𝖔𝖔𝖐𝖞 𝕶💀 @serialk86.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Shinzo Abe's ghost reading this:
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GingerOfOz @gingerofoz.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I built a Playstacean!
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NOELREPORTS @noelreports.com · 01/03/2025
Two-faced snake. So-called 'staunch' supporter of Ukraine, US Senator Lindsey Graham: "It’s time for Europe to prove it can protect its own continent." He also he called Trump's response against Zelensky 'a masterclass' in standing up for the US.
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
what could possibly go wrong
4 panel comic:

P1: Closeup of a middle-aged guy, from the chest up. He is dramatically lit from above by a spotlight. In his left hand, a cigarette from which curls a tendril of smoke.

He speaks to an unseen interviewer: "back in the '90s, we created the game BUBSY 3D"

P2: a high shot, looking down on the guy, He is sat in a non-descript chair, his right arm draped casually over the back, while he has his right leg draped over his left.

He continues. "It was not good. not good..."

P3: Extreme closeup of the guy's face, focused on his left eye, wide and intense.

"But we did not listen to the critics. Foolishly, we went ahead with a sequel-- BUBSY 4D"

P4: an apocalyptic scene, as a multi-faceted Bubsy head Evangelions out of the wreckage of a city in a beam of intense light, rubble rising around it. The clouds part. It is the end.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 17/02/2025
The Trump official currently dismantling USAID was caught in a secret meeting with a group of pro-Russian separatists in the Balkans. Those he met with are under American sanctions for trying to restart the Bosnian war in the name of Christian nationalism. 1/
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I’m at the MAD TV 30 year anniversary show at The Baked Potato on Ventura. I’m the only one here — does it start later? Little help?
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