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Hannah🖤

@hannahsian.bsky.social
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Toddler Mum 🦕 Butler to a retired greyhound 🐾 Just trying to get through each day on minimal sleep and an ounce of sanity ✨

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Hannah🖤 @hannahsian.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
12 hours travel, we’ve been up since 3am, maybe Cyprus with a toddler whilst pregnant wasn’t my best move.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Watching The Little Mermaid as a kid: I’m Ariel! I’m a princess and I want to marry a handsome prince! Watching The Little Mermaid as an adult: I’m Ursula. Some under-qualified white man usurped my throne, took my trident, and now I practice witchcraft.
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Hannah🖤 @hannahsian.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Calvin’s first family Anglesey trip this weekend. Don’t know who’s more unprepared - Calvin for the change of scenery and routine or the rest of the family who have to live with a toddler for 3 days 😅
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Hannah🖤 @hannahsian.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Just watched the film about the conception of IVF and now I at least know the names of the people responsible for the last 16 months of sleepless nights.
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Hannah🖤 @hannahsian.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
The word of the day from my 16 month old - “pub” 🤦‍♀️ Yep that’s definitely my son.
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Hannah🖤 @hannahsian.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
It’s 7:10, the baby is still asleep, WHY is it always when I have to be up at 6:30 for work?!
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Hannah🖤 @hannahsian.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Watching my toddler learn new things and connect words with their meaning is amazing. His new trick of shoving his finger up his nose if there’s even a mention of snot, not my favourite.
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Hannah🖤 @hannahsian.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
We’re all grumpy and full of cold. The solution? Zoo day!🦁🐯🐻 Because who wants to be stuck inside with a poorly toddler for 12 hours? Not me 😅
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Hannah🖤 @hannahsian.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Went back to bed for a sneaky extra hour snooze but had a recurring dream inside my dream and I’m more tired than before
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Hannah🖤 @hannahsian.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Just done my first workout in 12 months and I didn’t immediately drop half a stone, feels like a con to me.
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Hannah🖤 @hannahsian.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Nothing more awkward than meeting and training a new member of staff. Been here nearly 9 years and I barely know what I’m doing half the time.
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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 13/11/2024
AGE 23: I’ll sleep when I’m dead AGE 34: I would kill a man and drink his blood for one more hour of sleep per night
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Hannah🖤 @hannahsian.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
2 years ago this is what my kid looked like (-3 days because he was actually transferred on the 11th) And I’ve got 2 more just like this sitting in a freezer somewhere (in a lab not a kitchen) IVF is wild and it will never not amaze me what science can do
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Hannah🖤 @hannahsian.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
These days a good nights sleep results in me taking a frenzied, nap inducing stroll desperately trying to get the child to sleep before 3pm. However, if he’s up in the night we have a gorgeously timed midday snooze. There is no winning.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11/11/2024
i like waking up with total confidence knowing i will not die in an underwater cave or in proximity to mt. everest. there's a lot about the future you cannot predict, but it's nice to definitively know those are ruled out
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Hannah🖤 @hannahsian.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Blue sky has replaced TikTok on my home screen, substantially less brain rot going on over here.
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Hannah🖤 @hannahsian.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
My 15 month old has a new trick - he sits on something while simultaneously trying to pick it up. Hilarious and frustrating (which is the theme of most of my days lately.)
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Hannah🖤 @hannahsian.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Hoping to catapult myself to the correct corners of this app with photos of my child and greyhound 🤷🏼‍♀️ Internet do your thing.
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