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@hankrose.bsky.social
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Hank Rose (Also usually Noah) 🏳️‍⚧️ 🐶 🏳️‍🌈 30+ / PDX / He+Him/ polyam/ annoying I'm a professional yapper who draws sometimes. art person + fat gay receptionist + working in animal care. Posts sfw AND nsfw. I’m an adult who likes adult things, minors dni

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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just me shuffling through anime blonde men until I finally get back home to anime countries.
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Like oh no...who the fuck could that possibly be.
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*takes two characters and makes them older and dumber in your own AU you've been bullshitting in since the 2000s* my OCs now. 💪🐰
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you see me DRAWING dumbass SP stuff....🤫
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you see me liking dumbass Hetalia and South Park stuff...no you don't.
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
World is bad. So I'm reverting back to my teenage fandoms. I'm glad that I still like stuff that sucks.
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
tumblr post:
weepingchoir
Aug 31, 2023
Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs
Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

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Aug 31, 2023
Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head.
You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
...okay if anything the judgement is probably at the ridiculous amount of canned quail eggs. (My fave. I get scared of running out. Doomsday levels of canned tiny little boiled eggs in my pantry. I love them.)
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It's me over here with my newly acquired gigantic bags of dehydrated mushrooms and kelp against the world.
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I don't get out to the Asian supermarket/mall enough. So thank you to the cashier for not laughing at the absurd amount of soup base I just bought.
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Abz-J-Harding ☾ @abzjharding.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Finally got a rainy day and I've proceeded to make like 3 casseroles.
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Dr. Frank Sloth, Neopets Antagonist @nihilistneopets.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Blue Shoyru Neopet poorly edited into the maternity section of a Target with a text bubble that reads, “I’m Dissociating…”
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I'm so sick of summer. It wasn't even that hot today and I'm still over heating and exhausted.
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Omg my coworker used to have a bull terrier!! They're so good (They're bad as hell, I love them ahahaha)
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
LOVE these Star Wars Droid looking little freaks! I have yet to see one at work (specialty clinic) but they are definitely on the list of "you gotta let me see that dog."
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Also remember the first time we had a Pumi as a client and I lost my damn mind. (Not the client but omg look at this thing.]
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
(Got to see a pair of North American Indian Dogs today and they were cool as hell)
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I love working with dogs because sometimes I get to see a breed I've never seen irl and it's just like "YOU'RE REAL!?"
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Nicholas Kole @nicholaskole.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Adding to the collection
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
(Two seperate people doing this made me miss my train and I'm pissed lol)
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Love that car people endlessly bitch about cyclists and then see the designated bike lane and are just like "Oh?? A parking spot and drop off spot for my car and meeee?!"
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Apparently the same thing happened to my boss on Friday!? I was like "Haha guess what happened?" And all I hear is "NO WAy!?!?" As he ran out of his office to show me where a bee got him!?!? Bees just out to get people on e-scooters right now I guess!?
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Me on my commute.
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Got stung by a bee (or wasp, who knows!) While riding my e-scooter because it smacked directly into my mouth at 15 miles an hour.
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I wish it was Normal for me to just ask for like...maybe 7 boba?? We don't need all these bobas.
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
ALSO!! None of the panels that were rejected seem to have been rejected BECAUSE of this specific room existing. Panels get denied for all sorts of reasons, and sure sometimes those reasons are seemingly unfair...but come on now.
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Also! A lot of cons have designated rooms for things that stay on theme the whole con! Like art rooms, or themed lounges. I've been to ones with designated minor only lounges/panels so they can have their own space.
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I'm not even going to the con but the Megaplex babyfur room drama is hilarious. Like damn, let a bitch be little in peace.
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Needed a new profile pic…I promise I still draw.
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I have not seen Iron Lung or Project Hail Mary...but I cannot pretend that I'm not enjoying random art of Markiplier and Ryan Gosling kissing???
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Also the parsnip patch next to it got obliterated by scrub jays so LOL RIP to the parsnips I guess.
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Update, the fat chud squirrel who lives in the back yard ripped it out of the pot. But I set it back up with more dirt and it seems to be doing okay!??
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Uhhg, as a bad blood pressure person...been there. Definitely keep on the electrolytes and cooling down!! Shit sucks.
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Please survive, tiny friend, my mental health can't take it.
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I know i have to transfer my tomato plant to the outside pot...But the FEAR.
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I was gifted my mom's edibles stash and I always forget that the potency of rural Washington state weed is always trying to kill me.
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Will never forget how my wife thought I was exaggerating and then I got her to watch OG with me and she was like "Oh...yeah, he's just got them things hanging out huh?"
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Dude what the fuck!? I'm so sorry to hear this :[
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🙂 @danneroni.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
You can find me yiffing in hell, because...😼🔥🏳️‍🌈
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Exactly as Kesha would want. 👏✨️
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
People being...very weird about trans men again.
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
"I don't like horny stuff in my media!" Me: AH WELL MORE FOR ME THEN! NYEEEHEHEHEHEHHEE
The ....landlord thing??? From smiling friends. He looks like.....if a Smurf was nude and maybe did a new drug that combined meth and crack
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
You tooo!!!! I hope the new venue is great and if you're tabling I hope you kill it (as always 💕💕)
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
(I will be stalking socials and stuff because I'm super curious about how the new venue goes lol)
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Have a ton going on and am dog sitting so unfortunately have to miss Furlandia this year for the first time in a decade. 😔 Please have fun, my beautiful animal people friends. 💕💕
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Jall | PLAY UNUSUAL TALES ✨ @jall.live · 15/05/2026
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Wips, but addicted to playing with these cheap acrylic markers.
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Puppy just keeps getting longer as she grows. She is not beating the chiweenie allegations.
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I saw some truly heinous stuff oh the internet growing up (lmao the 2000s) but I knew I wasn't supposed to be seeing it or be in those spaces because my parents?? Parented me? I was just a sneaky dork ass kid who liked to lurk. Sometimes you just gotta admit like "Welp, that's on me I guess. 🤷"
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