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@hankrose.bsky.social
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Hank Rose (Also usually Noah) 🏳️‍⚧️ 🐶 🏳️‍🌈 30+ / PDX / He+Him/ polyam/ annoying I'm a professional yapper who draws sometimes. art person + fat gay receptionist + working in animal care. Posts sfw AND nsfw. I’m an adult who likes adult things, minors dni

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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*takes two characters and makes them older and dumber in your own AU you've been bullshitting in since the 2000s* my OCs now. 💪🐰
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
World is bad. So I'm reverting back to my teenage fandoms. I'm glad that I still like stuff that sucks.
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Aug 31, 2023
Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs
Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

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Aug 31, 2023
Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head.
You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I don't get out to the Asian supermarket/mall enough. So thank you to the cashier for not laughing at the absurd amount of soup base I just bought.
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Abz-J-Harding ☾ @abzjharding.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Finally got a rainy day and I've proceeded to make like 3 casseroles.
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Dr. Frank Sloth @nihilistneopets.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Blue Shoyru Neopet poorly edited into the maternity section of a Target with a text bubble that reads, “I’m Dissociating…”
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I'm so sick of summer. It wasn't even that hot today and I'm still over heating and exhausted.
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I love working with dogs because sometimes I get to see a breed I've never seen irl and it's just like "YOU'RE REAL!?"
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Nicholas Kole @nicholaskole.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Adding to the collection
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Love that car people endlessly bitch about cyclists and then see the designated bike lane and are just like "Oh?? A parking spot and drop off spot for my car and meeee?!"
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Apparently the same thing happened to my boss on Friday!? I was like "Haha guess what happened?" And all I hear is "NO WAy!?!?" As he ran out of his office to show me where a bee got him!?!? Bees just out to get people on e-scooters right now I guess!?
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Got stung by a bee (or wasp, who knows!) While riding my e-scooter because it smacked directly into my mouth at 15 miles an hour.
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I'm not even going to the con but the Megaplex babyfur room drama is hilarious. Like damn, let a bitch be little in peace.
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Needed a new profile pic…I promise I still draw.
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I have not seen Iron Lung or Project Hail Mary...but I cannot pretend that I'm not enjoying random art of Markiplier and Ryan Gosling kissing???
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Update, the fat chud squirrel who lives in the back yard ripped it out of the pot. But I set it back up with more dirt and it seems to be doing okay!??
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I know i have to transfer my tomato plant to the outside pot...But the FEAR.
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I was gifted my mom's edibles stash and I always forget that the potency of rural Washington state weed is always trying to kill me.
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🙂 @danneroni.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
You can find me yiffing in hell, because...😼🔥🏳️‍🌈
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
People being...very weird about trans men again.
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
"I don't like horny stuff in my media!" Me: AH WELL MORE FOR ME THEN! NYEEEHEHEHEHEHHEE
The ....landlord thing??? From smiling friends. He looks like.....if a Smurf was nude and maybe did a new drug that combined meth and crack
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Have a ton going on and am dog sitting so unfortunately have to miss Furlandia this year for the first time in a decade. 😔 Please have fun, my beautiful animal people friends. 💕💕
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Jall | PLAY UNUSUAL TALES ✨ @jall.live · 15/05/2026
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Wips, but addicted to playing with these cheap acrylic markers.
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Puppy just keeps getting longer as she grows. She is not beating the chiweenie allegations.
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Fascinated by this genre of younger adults who blame random strangers who just posted stuff on the internet (not even talking to them) for them being messed up. Like buddy, your parents neglected you. That's not some random tumblr blogs fault.
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I've been sleeping bad and keep forgetting to do T and my sibling just had a baby and I keep crying about everything I'm a MESS.
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satyr it ain't so @50turnparty.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
i think this is one of the most load bearing posts of the modern internet and everyone who needs to hear it won't listen
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I'm waiting until Stargaze is finished before watching, so I can just marathon it over a weekend. But I'm guessing it's hella gay, because all the usual suspects on twitter are super mad about twincest suddenly.
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Was excited to call my favorite client and then while on the phone, learned that she has to put her dog down. I am...unwell.
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
My wife did not know that the Gorillaz had lore...what has she unleashed in me...what has she DONE!!! (I'm being ANNOYING!!!)
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
In my cooking era of "I don't know man, throw some tofu in there."
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
It's the start of my weekend, and I think I'm going to do a social media cleanup. I plan on privating most accounts (Twitter, Instagram, etc) and only post art here and on FA. Also maybe make an alt account here????) I don't do art as a job, randos on the internet don't need to know my business.
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DCS 🔞 @darkchibishadow.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
When you buy into the idea that "porn is evil" then anything deemed porn becomes evil. We are so afraid of sex in this country that it is effectively a tool to control the masses. This is (part of) why sex education is so important. Sex should not be some kind of boogeyman.
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I'm really happy to finally see people telling the people screaming about weird kinks to shut the fuck up. I thought I was going insane for awhile there.
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Corgilegs Crafts @corgilegs.pizza · 26/02/2026
Just a reminder, as always: We are huge weirdos, and hating on each other for someone being the bigger weirdo won't make anyone like you more, it just makes your fellow weirdos feel unsafe. ✌️ Love your fellow freaks
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a cartoon of a pink flag with the words freak written on it
ALT: a cartoon of a pink flag with the words freak written on it
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Nate Zuke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @natezuke.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I’m transgender, I live in Kansas, if you want to help rn donate to either the ACLU of Kansas or the ACE foundation in Wichita - the ACE foundation especially is the organization that will help people with money for groceries, rent, etc. More orgs also included in attached img acefoundationict.org
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
The government can force me to have my original marker on my documents. But the government can also gargle my nuts.
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I love being visibly and audibly super fruity...and then casually dropping that I have a wife.
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Puppy update: Stinky.
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Cannot handle all these dumbass 20 somethings (that seemingly refuse to admit that they're grown ass adults now) screaming crying throwing up over paintings, and cartoons. I'm too old, and tired (and spent too much time and money on an art education) to even humor these dorks in my brain.
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Puppy update: Bleu (older dog) initiated play and they both safely ran around the house picking up different toys!!!! (And I almost cried!!!)
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I'm so "AHHHH" about this whole "introducing the dog to the new puppy" thing because my whole day job is emailing people about dog related nightmare scenarios.
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I WILL keep puppy posting...Cotija wants to play with Bleu SO bad. Bleu is still not about it...-but- she is now okay with sitting next to the puppy if she is under the blanket!! 😭💕
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Older dog still ain't about it...But I will take "existing on the same couch on day 1" as a success.
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
SHE'S SO TINY YA'LL!!!
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
My work is moving closer to my house (and in a part of the city that I love) this spring (cuts my almost 2 hour commute down to 45 minutes) and I'm like vibrating in excitement about having more free time.
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
My favorite dogs are always the little, ugly, terrible ones. Love a horrible little dog who kind of just looks like a human man.
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Hank! @hankrose.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Oh...LOVE watching Adobe grovel.
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