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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Hi everybody! Wishing you all a joyous Start Of World War III Day! Maddy out!

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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

In other news, surveys have found that 29% of the American public are dishonest jizzbags.

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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

OMG, I'm so excited folks! I just can't wait to watch tomorrow night's riveting performance! This is gonna be the best evening of watching paint dry ever! What did you think I meant? I'm sure as hell not watching that stupid fucking lie-fest. Maddy out!

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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

You know we're living in an upside-down universe when I've agreed with pretty much everything Thomas Massie has said over the last six months. As John Lennon sang, "Strange days indeed. Most peculiar momma." Maddy out!

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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Just a quick thought. I don't think that I'd allow a man who publicly shits his pants to watch my kids, let alone have the nuclear codes. Of course, as related to babysitting, it isn't so much the pants-shitting thing as it is the pedophilia thing. Maddy out!

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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

You should try the "Hanging Chads" series by my author, Evan Clouse. hangingchadsbook.com. And, although he's not in your district, he is from Galesburg. Keep fighting Kat!

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MinnMax @minnmax.com · 23/01/2026

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

WHAAAAAAT????? Are you saying The Regime lied to us? But the whole shot-in-the-ear-thing has been validated, right? No? Well sonofabitch! I'm starting to think we can't trust anything these motherfuckers say!

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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Just when you think he's hit the bottom of the douche barrel, he discovers a lower level. This is beyond cringe-worthy. Although, I can guarantee he'll win Fucknut Cumwad Of The Year. Credit where credit is due. He's earned that.

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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Hey everybody! Super great news! I just bullied this 3rd grade kid into giving me his Spelling Bee award! I'm now, like, the gratest speler evver! Nobudy kan spel like mee! Maddy out!

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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

So, an ear that bleeds despite no indication of being shot, a representative who sprains her wrist by shaking a hand and now a murderer's "internal bleeding" from (maybe) being lightly tapped by a car. Jeez. These delicate snowflake motherfuckers need to be in bubble wrap, don'tcha think? Maddy out!

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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Wanna know how I know it was cold blooded murder? Because The Regime says it wasn't murder. That's all I need to know. Whatever is the opposite of what the fucking oppressors say is the truth. Maddy out!

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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Renee Good. Citizen. Victim. Never to be forgotten. Bless your soul. Maddy out.

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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

I remember what happened five years ago today. It was brutal. It was disgusting. It was un-American. And it only marked the beginning of this tyranny. But this tyranny will end someday. Because I remember. As do millions of my fellow patriots. And we shall see our democracy restored. Maddy out!

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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Hoping the New Year will embrace hope, civility, and empathy. And if not, hoping we continue to stand up against this scourge of tyranny. Until it no longer exists. Anywhere. Maddy out!

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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Another military strike, huh? I'm starting to think that FIFA Peace Prize doesn't stand for much. Maddy out!

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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

It is my hope that this holiday season people can embrace the spirit with which it is intended. Humanity. Civility. Selflessness. Kindness. And for those people who say that this is a bunch of 'woke' bullshit, I say enjoy this season too. You're gonna be bathing in flames soon enough. Maddy out!

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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

He really never misses an opportunity to be a complete douche, does he?

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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

They do at the place I get my trees. Of course, I get them from a cemetery, so....

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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Bad example. Goat's blood is actually quite tasty...um...I've heard. Never mind.

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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Anybody out there actually believe the GDP numbers that the regime reported? Yes, you there in the back. Oh, sorry. You were just stretching. Anybody else? Anyone? Nope. I don't believe that horseshit either. Maddy out!

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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

So, now it's the "Trump-Kennedy Center" huh? What the fuck is next? "The Trump-Epstein Files"? Actually, I like the way that one sounds. Maddy out!

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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Oh, that Dear Leader. He cracks me up. Now, since he's into naming shit after himself, I think "The Trump-Epstein Files" has a nice ring to it.

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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

I'm torn as to whether to watch the address tonight. On one hand, I can listen his bullshit lies as to why he's going to murder innocent people and American soldiers. On the other hand, I could get that root canal I've been putting off. Oh, who am I kidding? Root canal, here I come! Maddy out!

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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Well, change "conservative" to "nazi" and I think you have your answer.

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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Erika Kirk town hall, huh? Cronkite must be rolling over in his grave now that CBS has gone from one of the most trusted news sources to yet another arm of State TV. If I hadn't already cancelled Paramount+ I'd do it right fucking now. Maddy out!

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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

“Americans must learn to adjust to a lower standard of living"="Americans must learn to be fearful, boot-licking sycophants of my oligarchs". And if kids need to get by with only 3 dolls then you need to get by with only 3 mistresses. And your wrinkled up old cock doesn't count as a doll. Maddy out!

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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Could somebody PLEASE tell me what the fuck is a "FIFA Peace Prize?" What's that? Fuck Innocent Females Award? Oh, ok. Yeah, that makes a whole lot more sense than a fuckin' peace prize for somebody who is the antithesis of peace. Or any redeeming quality you can think of, actually. Peace out!

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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

There might be some scientific evidence for this. It may be possible that all the hot air that is created by his endless spewing of bullshit effected the steering currents, thus preventing landfalling hurricanes. Or, Gestapo Barbie may be a complete fucking idiot. It's probably the latter.

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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

I'm kinda thinkin' there are more options than that.

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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

"I was pretty busy today" = "I was jacking off to couch porn with my newest porn buddy, JD."

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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Maybe we need a vaccine to grow spines.

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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

I have no problem with this. Seems completely appropriate to have his face on something you repeatedly kick and would never want to touch with your hands.

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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Heroin, Dead Bear Cubs, and Brain Worms.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

"ICE is arresting the worst of the worst." Everything this administration tells us is a lie.

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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Whoever believes this don't understand how caucuses work.

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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Interesting headline: "Hegseth, citing ‘fog of war,’ says he learned of survivors hours after strike." Since when has being black-out drunk been called "fog of war"? I kinda like it though. Um, soorrryyy Ossifer 'bout that tree. I'm not drunk. It's the fog of war. Maddy out!

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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

In defense of his appearance in this picture, I'm pretty sure he's just in the middle of shitting himself.

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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

And who determines what federal orders are lawful and binding? Oh, right. A FUCKING JUDGE!

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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

I really like our Freedom of Speech under the regime. DO: Heap praise upon Dear Leader. DON'T: Recite actual quotes from a White Nationalist. DON'T: Ask questions about pedophiles. DON'T remind our troops of their oath to the Constitution or be threatened with death. Saudi Arabia, anyone? Maddy out!

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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

It's really not that difficult to have a successful prosecution. Here's a couple tips. Step One: Have an actual crime to prosecute. Step Two: Don't get your prosecutor from a Cracker Jacks box. Maddy out!

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 16/11/2025

Powerful.

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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Gee, we'd just LOVE to release the Epstein files, but we can't while an active investigation of those evil Democrats is going on. So sorry. We meant to get this earlier, but we had murderin', griftin', and a fascist takeover to do. FUCK THESE HELLBOUND PRICKS! Maddy out!

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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

It's almost Thanksgiving, so I'm rehearsing my table etiquette. "Pass the 'tatoes, please." "Pass the dressing, please." "Pass the punkin' pie, please." "Pass the Epstein Files, please. AND YOU MOTHERFUCKERS LOOK AT THEM! LOOK AT WHAT YOU SUPPORT!" I think I'm ready for a lovely holiday. Maddy out!

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hangingchadsbook @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Well, that should boost traveler confidence. Is this entire regime made up of absolute fucking morons? Don't answer that. I know the answer.

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