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HandsomeRay

@handsomeray.bsky.social
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Gamer (derogatory), writer (bad), reader (passable), wife guy Game reviews at pixelbytegaming.com/author/handsome… Twitch at www.twitch.tv/handsomeray9807 Twitch, other socials, writing, etc: linktr.ee/wrwatts

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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 10h
It pisses me off how many short form content things just have pre-arranged micro influencers as guests (1 minute talk show, subway takes, etc) But after almost every episode of Borrow a Boyfriend I want those fuckers to get married irl, just let me have it once (please and thank you)
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 10h
Game dev idea: "Super Skip the Game." The gameplay is deliberately slow and tedious. Players are offered the chance to watch in-game "ads" to get premium currency. All the ads are live action skits I shoot in my basement which are based on real mobile game ads May or may not be a win condition
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 12h
My beautiful wife made me a beautiful sandwich for dinner Melted cheddar, bacon, thinly sliced apple all grilled on jalapeño cheddar sourdough
Sandwich on a plate
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 12h
Sometimes call my cat Scorpio "lad," "child," "boy," etc Did the thing where you switch words mid-thought and called him "chad" by mistake Worried he will start watching troubling short form content now
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 12h
One of my students was raped at a party years ago and spent the rest of the year getting pulled into meetings by school admin for their “investigation” that did nothing except force her to miss a shitload of class or give up Apologists and defenders deserve to be cast out of society. They are scum
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 19h
Everyone is allowed to say 1 thing you think people should buy in the Steam sale, but that's it
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
After taking a number of weeks off Tuesday Tabletop Simulator due to our moving stuff, I returned to the group and got (I think) my first win in Arcs. Pretty handily, in fact
Arcs board in Tabletop Simulator. The score is 44 to 38 to 26
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Kinda pisses me off a little when an AI avatar poster makes a good point about something
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s @paellagenius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Another long process thread about making this animated launch trailer for LOVE ETERNAL.. vimeo.com/user72249609...
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LOVE ETERNAL Launch Trailer
You are eating dinner with your family in the suburbs when the landline phone rings. You leave the room to answer it. When you return, your family is missing and you are trapped in the ruins of a mass...
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The what
Star Wars Zero Company screen shot featuring a mission called “Handsome Ransom”
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Got some stuff from the farm stand and made a hotttttt soup Sunday soup and a peach cobbler Soup so hot it makes behind your lungs burn Set up a vcr in the kitchen and watched Spice World while we did it
Serrano, poblano, eggplant, garlic, and peaches on a counterSoup pot with bread in the foregroundPeach cobbler on a plateTv playing Spice World with the box in front
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Been in the neighborhood two days and a number of the other wives were made jealous by a simple recounting of my mundane husbandly deeds and a neighbor was impressed by our daughter’s character 😎😏😤
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pressed the little button and the garage door opened and I drove right in I’m getting suburb-pilled, this is bad
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I agree that the meta is in a weird place but I think we should try buffing cars first
Nerf Dog toy
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
V E N B A
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The best day to buy Dressmaker is any day
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trans plants @plantsgender.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just got a scam call from my hometown area code to update my Medicare profile. Which I don't have. This would be a good time to remind your friends that if they get a call like that, they can hang up and call 1-800-MEDICARE to make sure they're up to date while protecting personal info.
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good day gamers, my review of @cozylivesgames.bsky.social's Dressmaker is now live on @pixelbytegaming.bsky.social This game whips big time. Gorgeous and charming. If you have issues with your fine motor control - you can still play this game at a high level thanks to the Sewing Assist toggle
pixelbytegaming.com
Dressmaker Review – A Brilliant Cozy Hall of Famer
Dressmaker is a well-crafted medium-weight dress simulation that provides just the right balance of structure vs freedom.
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Final final finals
A fire in the back yard
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Goddamn I hate subtweeting
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St1ka @st1ka.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I HAVE REVIEWED EVERY SINGLE EVANGELION GAME EVER MADE! All 51 of them. youtu.be/QRnrE4uS3lg
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There Are 51 Evangelion Games. I Played Them All.
YouTube video by St1ka
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JoypadLad.com X SuperStickerClub.com @joypadlad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Say Yes to Nostalgia joypadlad.com
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AndresPlays @andresplays.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It is my pleasure to welcome Bri (@blondepizza.bsky.social) to Pixel Byte with her thorough review of Real Web Legends: Carter's Quest! A flamboyant adventure that rises above its inspirations.
pixelbytegaming.com
Real Web Legends: Carter’s Quest Review – Better Than Its Muse
Real Web Legends: Carter's Quest is a unique action adventure with flirty energy that makes it rise above its inspirations.
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Muppets Take The Marvel Universe is out tomorrow Did I miss the window on ordering a copy
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Spam texts sounding like an activation phrase
Text message reading “What's the weather like in Atlantic City? I'd like to go there for a few days.”
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
For devs, publishers, or players
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I am not in a place in my life where I want to purchase an episodic game, and may never be again
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I hope everyone trying to scalp needoh on Facebook marketplace get constipated really bad
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Shrimp udon from Ming Yan Good shit, the noodles and veggies are very flavorful Also had some crab Rangoon, maybe the best I’ve ever had. Wrapper was very lite and crispy, nice rich filling
Shrimp udon in a black takeout container
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hostage situation
Car sitting on a mattress
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Gizmodo @gizmodo.com · 18/09/2026
FBI Warns ICE Agents Not to Trust Any Woman Willing to Date Them
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FBI Warns ICE Agents Not to Trust Any Woman Willing to Date Them
ICE officers on dating apps should be wary of tradwives, an FBI memo suggested, as well as any woman whose profile would "appeal" to them.
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
People in gambling ads should be cast out of society somewhat
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Alien Fruit Games @alienfruit.games · 18/09/2026
i swear it feels like some of y'all are trying to make me cry with these reviews 😭
Bottle
2 reviews
Recommended
21.2 hrs on record (17.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: September 15

I've been having a hard time lately and haven't felt like myself just due to all of what life is right now, really wanted to find a good game that would help center me and relax, and this was it. The whole game feels very personal, I really truely adore this little game. I may or may not have teared up quite a bit on the final day.

Thank you so much for making this, I hope you find everything your looking for in your adventures.
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In addition to all the regular movies in the theater, they're also running Mask of the Phantasm, Transformers: The Movie, and Ghost in the Shell 4k this weekend Cursed with choice
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JoypadLad.com X SuperStickerClub.com @joypadlad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🎁 GIVEAWAY 🎁 We're giving away a laminated holographic Chrono Trigger Character Portrait Sticker Set! To enter: - Follow - Comment Below Winner will be randomly selected on 9/21/26.
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
S H E L L S H A G
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Learning that top tier athletes shit themselves comfortably Building my pant shitting ability first, then once I’ve reached mastery there I’ll start working out maybe
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Liking the "Go Bills!" post on the community garage sale group, I'm fully cooked
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Why is this water so horny
“Anatomy of a Peach” sparkling water
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Temporary computer set up while we are mid-move Looks like something from a news story
Computer elements on the floor of a basement
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A/B testing my resume with the FBI by applying regular then applying once with "Dog fucking" under special interests
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Necrosoft Games @necrosoftgames.com · 16/09/2026
0h also - the game is 20% off for the party-based rpg sale... We probably should've mentioned that earlier
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Somebody have me on a podcast to talk about Eternal Poison and buy me a copy of Eternal Poison
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just week 1 stuff
Mario Is Missing box art edited to read "Ja'Marrio is Missing!"
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“I don’t take sides” actually means “I won’t stand up for anything”
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Got a really good picture but might save it since my reply guy (lovingly) has not been on much recently
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
New bit - early access porn game that always says sex is coming in the next update but just never puts it in Could just be picross or whatever haha
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Chris Bratt @chrisbratt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
First thing the Blizzcon attendees see as they join the queue for this year’s show.
The Blizzard union stall set up outside of Blizzcon 2026A sign reading “Unionized Blizzard Gamemakers. We make the games!”
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes mpreg -ai
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