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HandsomeRay

@handsomeray.bsky.social
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Gamer (derogatory), writer (bad), reader (passable), wife guy Game reviews at pixelbytegaming.com/author/handsome… Twitch at www.twitch.tv/handsomeray9807 Twitch, other socials, writing, etc: linktr.ee/wrwatts

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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 18h
Soup Saturday Bit of homemade Italian wedding soup. Probably not very traditional, but quite good
VHS or Lindsay Lohan’s “Parent Trap” playing behind some ingredients and a cook bookPot of Italian wedding soup. Nice but pieces of carrot and spinach visibleA bowl of the soup. Big meatballs, not as small as is traditional
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Bout to get nasty
Cover of “The Complete Soup Cookbook”
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gonna clear one game out of the review backlog this weekend, then just one more to go
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Back on the ps2 we just did this shit for fun 👴
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ishmael from the coffee shop turned me on to The Four Horsemen - vanilla chai brewed with coffee instead of hot water, add two shots espresso Really makes your eyelids dance
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Christmas I got a PS2 I also got Metal Gear Solid 2 and Capcom VS SNK 2: Mark of the Millennium 2001, unmatched lineup imho
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Big things coming soon from crow
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They shrinkflated the McDonald’s reward points
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Though we always strive to be fair and measured in our reviews and bad reviews are sometimes inevitable - what you’ve describe here is what we hope for with every review at Pixelbyte Thanks for sharing it out
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
“Hot milfs in your area!” Yeah no shit - that’s my wife, we live in the same house
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I really want to tear up a bowl of shrimp alfredo now
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Good day gamers. My latest for @pixelbytegaming.bsky.social is a look at @caleb-draper-games.bsky.social's Slash-Out Spoiler alert - it whips ass As you may recall from my Pyromancer review, I love seeing indie devs wear their inspirations proudly while still creating something really fresh
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Slash-Out: Fantasy Dueling Review – All Killer, No Filler - Pixel Byte
Slash-Out: Fantasy Dueling is a stylish and fun boss rush where every level presents a unique experience, held back a bit by a short campaign.
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"I'm not familiar with crop tops" no kidding huh
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Time Extension @timeextension.com · 07/10/2026
"It's Insulting & Hurtful" - Beetle Adventure Racing Decomp Dev Kicks Back Against The Rise Of AI Recomps
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Feature: "It's Insulting & Hurtful" - Beetle Adventure Racing Decomp Dev Kicks Back Against The Rise Of AI Recomps
"Any ethical hacker would recognise, 'Oh, this is some guy's project'"
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah this includes “fan” translations Just nuking the trust of an entire community so an AI can perform your hobby for you What a pathetic idea. To ask a computer to have fun on your behalf
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Love Clue
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't think the Republican Party can "go back to normal" but if it did, that just means being a vehicle for undermining government and concentrating wealth, enveloped in a bunch of dishonest obfuscatory slop. Why yearn for something to return to the exact thing that fostered it
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
All the bathrooms I like at work are full so I'm just going to piss my pants
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Picked up Firewatch on the Steam sale since I think it might go with a piece I want to write ✒️🔥
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Original
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you think about it too - like NOBODY talked about doing a rewatch when so many people were at home just watching TV during COVID.
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Saw this online so who knows if it’s true. But someone claiming to be a merchandiser for a big chain said GoT was the only thing that ever had negative sales in a period, as they couldn’t move new product or existing product once the last season came out
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Our current power structure allows Sam Altman to say we should suffer for AI. To go one inch away from saying “lose your job, lose your house, die.” But it’s ok because it’s not about an individual and, by golly, you can avoid it if you’re sharp But we’re criminals if we say the same about him
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wait, it gets better
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This joke is older now than Alf was when the joke was made Like two or three times older
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Clicked "Recommendations" on the Steam store and #1 and #2 are a one thousand dollar piece of hardware and a free to play game, respectively
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thanks, and I definitely recommend it
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Brian as a sim
The text
"Don't call me handsome if you ain't gon hand me some Totinos pizza rolls"

(Sold my soul for pizza rolls)
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The one that’s half pizza half cheese bread in the same box is a miracle of engineering
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thanks, it was a really good show He closed with 5000 Candles in the Wind
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Seated
Event info for “An Evening With Nick Offerman”
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Soup Saturday baby Baked potato soup Daughter approved
Thick soup in a bowl
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fuck yeah
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cooked your ass up big dawg
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Listen to Impossible Kid often
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Harry Lime in The Third Man
Alt: Harry Lime in The Third Man
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As long as they open it within the next 24 hours
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My steam sale recommendation is the same as every time: if you’re not launching the game in the next 24 hours - don’t buy it
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It pisses me off how many short form content things just have pre-arranged micro influencers as guests (1 minute talk show, subway takes, etc) But after almost every episode of Borrow a Boyfriend I want those fuckers to get married irl, just let me have it once (please and thank you)
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Game dev idea: "Super Skip the Game." The gameplay is deliberately slow and tedious. Players are offered the chance to watch in-game "ads" to get premium currency. All the ads are live action skits I shoot in my basement which are based on real mobile game ads May or may not be a win condition
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's my fucking guy
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My beautiful wife made me a beautiful sandwich for dinner Melted cheddar, bacon, thinly sliced apple all grilled on jalapeño cheddar sourdough
Sandwich on a plate
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sometimes call my cat Scorpio "lad," "child," "boy," etc Did the thing where you switch words mid-thought and called him "chad" by mistake Worried he will start watching troubling short form content now
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One of my students was raped at a party years ago and spent the rest of the year getting pulled into meetings by school admin for their “investigation” that did nothing except force her to miss a shitload of class or give up Apologists and defenders deserve to be cast out of society. They are scum
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God bless. I will never read a comment on purpose
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Redemption comes after consequences, if at all
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'd pick Tabletop Simulator myself but I respect where you're coming from
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Everyone is allowed to say 1 thing you think people should buy in the Steam sale, but that's it
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HandsomeRay @handsomeray.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Youuuuuu
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