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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 08/10/2026
I know everyone’s jaded and exhausted by the continual parade of madness, but this is the president of US openly inciting racist violence against an entire community of immigrants. (w/ alt text)
The once Great State of Minnesota is being taken over by Somali Immigrants. There is Violence, Murder, and Mayhem all over the State. The people of Minnesota must fight back. You have been robbed, and abandoned by your State Government. Your Governor is an incompetent thief who doesn't want to get involved. He just wants to get out of town with as much as he can steal, and then, lead a quiet life. The Somalians should not be allowed to get away with what they are doing.
They view you as weak and stupid people. Fight back Minnesota, fight back! If you need, the Federal Government will come to your rescue.
Governor Tim Walz, and Mayor of Minneapolis, Jacob Frey, must immediately ask for Federal help — and leave the rest to us! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Handel @handelsaurus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The grand strategy is lying. Summit over
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Between the Christianity of this land and the Christianity of Christ, I recognize the widest possible difference.” — Frederick Douglass bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Handel @handelsaurus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All I’m seeing in this clip is super obedience
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Handel @handelsaurus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Time to shrink and turn into a corn cob
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Handel @handelsaurus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Elizabeth Holmes' bellowing voice ain't what it used to be
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Handel @handelsaurus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Family member calls out Saudi Arabia at 9/11 memorial!
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Stephen Wolf @stephenwolf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Trump has been determined to disprove every argument that Electoral College proponents have made. No, it doesn’t compel candidates to pay attention to the interests of voters all over the country. It shields a tyrant from electoral blowback when he tells states that voted against him to drop dead
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
He literally bankrolled your entire political career
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA
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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Republicans have spent the last year trying to defund Dolly Parton
article about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Indianaarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Kentuckyarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Missouriiarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Washington
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Jess McLaughlin, PhD (they/them) @jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
cool things Dolly Parton did that you may not have known: a thread. supported families after the Gatlinburg fires:
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Grace (Schrödinger's Canadian) @gaudynight78.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly was so happy for three reasons: - she used her creativity to make things - she gave away what she had to make other people's lives better - she knew and loved God, and did the first two things in that context. All these things are available to all of us.
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Here's the official announcement of Parton's passing from her reps, along with the request that in lieu of flowers, the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com
NASHVILLE, TN (August 25, 2026) – Global icon and humanitarian, Dolly Parton, known to the world as a beloved singer, songwriter, philanthropist, actress, playwright, and author died peacefully today in Nashville, Tennessee. She was 80 years old.

 

Dolly is preceded in death by her beloved husband of 59 years Carl Thomas Dean (1942 – 2025), her mother Avie Lee Caroline Owens (1923 – 2003), and father, Robert Lee Parton, Sr. (1921 – 2000). 

 

A rhinestone life that shone bright enough for the world to see, Dolly will forever stand as an inspiration not only through her timeless music and prolific songwriting, but also her wit, warmth, and kindness that made us all feel like family. Dolly Parton’s legacy is one of love, compassion, and resilience. With a seven-decade career, she inspired multiple generations of artists and fans with her music and an unwavering commitment to making the world a better place. Her songs will continue to resonate with people of all ages, and her philanthropic work will have a lasting impact.

 

At Dolly’s request, a small, private service will be held for immediate family. Dolly’s fans and friends from around the world are encouraged to pay tribute to Dolly on social media by tagging @DollyParton or by leaving a message at www.dollyparton.com.         

 

In lieu of flowers the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com.
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Handel @handelsaurus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I initially mistook the lighting for evenly-spaced hooded figures seated in the front row 😅
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Lindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"The prime minister revealed that the U.S. had issues with Canada's subsidies for French culture; the prevalence of French-language media online and even the requirement to have bilingual labels on products sold in Canada."
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Carney says trade deal became untenable when U.S. 'asked too much and offered too little' | CBC News
Prime Minister Mark Carney told his negotiators to walk away from the table after the Trump administration introduced late unacceptable demands on culture, autos and sovereignty that, when taken in co...
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Handel @handelsaurus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
O yes and up is down
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Austin Kocher, PhD @austinkocher.com · 22/08/2026
Hundreds of Afghans who worked for the US, including combat interpreters, now hold green cards and letters saying the visa they were granted for that service has been revoked. www.npr.org/2026/08/15/n...
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They fought for the U.S. in Afghanistan. Now they worry about losing their green cards
When the U.S. withdrew from Afghanistan five years ago, thousands of Afghans who helped U.S. troops were brought here to rebuild their lives. But now, some fear the U.S. may want to send them back.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
cool we finally discovered what the military equivalent of bankrupting a casino is
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
These questions have now been asked of Blanche repeatedly & he gives the same bullshit answer each time. Here’s an idea: How about we ask Blanche direct and pointed questions about his noncompliance with court orders from Judge Sullivan compelling him to provide unredacted Epstein Files?
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Tim Dickinson @timdickinson.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
we're at the "they're arming unaccountable masked men with electric torture gloves" stage of fascism
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I am not the first to make this point but imagine a woman president obsessing constantly over her “ballroom” as the economy imploded and her war spun out of control
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Handel @handelsaurus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Obsessed with this show #badlyinlove
The women of season 2 hovering over omurice plates. Subtitle: This ketchup will change everything Ten ten from s1. Subtitle: In my everyday clothes, I’m just a regular hot guyRuru 🥰 s2. Subtitle: Like, all my exes were ugly as sin
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Handel @handelsaurus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Dobby (played by Isy Suttie) from Peep Show
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Futurism @futurism.com · 08/08/2026
We did see that coming.
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Meta Caught Paying Nazis to Post on Facebook
An investigation found that Meta has been paying prominent neo-Nazi accounts to post on Facebook through its invite-only monetization program.
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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 07/08/2026
As a veteran of two eclipses, the first of which turned me into a lifelong eclipse chaser, my advice is to put your phone down and enjoy the freaky experience. The pros will get great photos and you only have a minute or so to experience totality.
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Scott Lemieux @lemieuxlgm.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
60 Minutes had major Epstein scoop before Donald Trump’s hand puppet fired the reporter www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/08/60-m...
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60 Minutes had major Epstein scoop before Donald Trump's hand puppet fired the reporter - Lawyers, Guns & Money
Bari’s Weiss’s rolling catastrophe continues: Deutsche Bank AG failed to promptly notify authorities of more than $250 million in questionable transfers tied to Epstein, according to Wyden’s report. T...
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Handel @handelsaurus.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Flushing Meadows Corona Park 🐶🚲
A guy riding a Citibike in the park with a dog strapped to his back like a toddler
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
If he won’t defend the United States of America from a country he’s attacking, he should be removed from office. Hard to think of a anything that could be less controversial than that.
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Handel @handelsaurus.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Wrigley, through gritted teeth: Why are we eating here?! <— makes me laugh every time
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WIRED @wired.com · 17/07/2026
Yesterday, WIRED learned that Madison Square Garden was suing us for our accurate reporting. We stand by our work. That’s why we’re removing the paywall from two of the MSG stories they don’t want you to read, making them free for everyone.
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Handel @handelsaurus.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I’m very disappointed ☹️
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Nicholas Slayton @nslayton.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
10 months later....
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Handel @handelsaurus.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
25th amendment til the cows come home
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Handel @handelsaurus.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Bowne Playground #flushing
White streaks (fireworks), smoke, trees, and chain link fence against the night sky at my local playground
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 05/07/2026
Trump is watching the Fox News feed of himself watching Fox News
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Handel @handelsaurus.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
So close
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Handel @handelsaurus.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The small tweak to the Empire State proposal that would have turned me from team 🙄 to team 🥲 is if the banner had said release the Epstein files
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Handel @handelsaurus.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Real talk: even pizza that is popularly considered “subpar” often tastes pretty good (normanrockwellguy dot jpeg)
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Handel @handelsaurus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Why can’t Jeffries and Schumer just copy paste what this guy is saying
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Handel @handelsaurus.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Bowne Park reflecting pond #flushing #seenonmyrun
Mostly clear blue sky this morning with light streaks of cloud, and a bright green layer of algae lighting up the pond at Bowne Park
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karl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Kagan points out in the dissent here that Alito is too much of a coward to even put Trump’s supposedly non-racist statements in his opinion.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/06/2026
i wonder what race neutral policy stance trump was expressing when he accused haitian immigrants of eating the pets of their neighbors
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Handel @handelsaurus.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
One of the 7 train operators has yet to figure out how to open doors on *both* sides of the train (Flushing)
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
If he were a Columbia student and said this his citizenship would be revoked
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Handel @handelsaurus.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Could we do a call for submissions to school kids for the next sticker design #nycvote #earlyvote #queens
The square “I Voted 2026” sticker I received today next to my ballot (✅ Chuck Park). We can do better than this!!!
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Handel @handelsaurus.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Where’s Waldo (USA x Paraguay)
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Handel @handelsaurus.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Does not have the cards, does not call the shots
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Hands Off NYC @handsoffnyc.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
No Kings No ICE No War Knicks in 4
NO KINGS
NO ICE
NO WAR
KNICKS IN 4
TRUMP IS TRYING TO RUIN OUR FIRST NBA FINALS
IN 27 YEARS. WE WON'T LET HIM.THE ONLY KING WE RECOGNIZE IN NY IS JALEN BRUNSON.

TRUMP AND HIS ICE GOONS NEED TO GET OUT OF NYC. HELP US FIGHT BACK: HANDSOFFNYC.COMTrump is going to Game 3 of the NBA Finals at MSG on Monday night, June 8th. New Yorkers do not want him there. 

He's ruining the experience for fans inside and outside of the arena, causing massive delays at the game and canceling our watch parties in the surrounding areas. Not to mention, we're sick of his racist, corrupt agenda and ICE's attacks on our neighbors. Wherever you are, boo him into outer space and make it clear:
Hands Off and ICE Out of NY.

JOIN US IN THE FIGHT TO PROTECT OUR NEIGHBORS:
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I just want to point out to any game three Knicks ticket holders that “JEFF-REY EP-STEIN” reads out beautifully to a classic five clap crowd chant
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