Sign in

vivé la guillotine

@hamsternaut.bsky.social
117 followers 118 following 3.2K posts

Jo 🧅 they/them 🧅 25+ 🧅 MDNI 🧅 🇰🇷 🧅 anti-genAI Rotating rotisserie hamster over the spitfire of hell Proceed no further. Heed this warning. There is no honour. Just horny blasphemy I have nothing to promote and no money. I'm here to be unhinged with pals

PostsRepliesMedia
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Mfw I'm told I finished the fiscal year at 120%
100
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Me at work
010
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
010
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I need to fuck Dietrich NOW
010
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The way I be staring at my switch waiting for fire emblem
000
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Do you guys like the horse I drew?
110
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Instead of working today I was busy drawing anime girls Here's a quick wip :3
051
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My coworkers got me a card and some gifts as a thank you for all that I do for them I'm gonna cry that's so sweet what the heck!!?
010
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
More fish
050
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Four fish
120
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Betta fish as per my friend's request
130
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
2 fish
140
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Fish
170
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Super quick sketch of korrasami from memory
073
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Another WIP I'm never going to finish?
030
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Idk
040
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I don't plan on doing anything with this so here, have a chibi Luka alnst
120
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
When buying a charm at artist alley do you have a preference for style? Or does it depend on fandom/character? I personally prefer to see chest up charms because as much as I love chibis, my preference for style has leaned less cutesy in the last couple years
200
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Our DND campaign is so beloved by everyone that we're making merch of our characters. We're getting custom mugs, charms, stickers, and a notebook made lmaooo I love being an adult with adult money
021
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Please be kind. Rendering is not my strong suit and I haven't drawn in like 10 years 🥺
450
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Slowly making progress...
040
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Lineart... Thank you for the encouragement to keep me going
030
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Someone bully me into finishing this NOW
240
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Should I colour this
400
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
My friend asked me to draw Jacinthe and Lebanne but idk how much effort I wanna put into this one. Someone dictate my life for me
3142
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Look what @frogbiansvevo.bsky.social drew for me
How do I describe this magnificent piece of art. I am strapped to a sinister machine while my wife, Tharja, draws blood from me with a comically large needle.
1140
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Noice
010
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
110
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
110
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
You
110
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Ko: *talks about eggs* Me: I want you to fertilize my eggs Ko:
140
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
No context scene from DnD
072
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Me
071
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Had my friends buy me this and like 7 charms from the ever brilliant @ribboneels.bsky.social !!!
151
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Michaela provided protection for this amazing meal Thank you Carille for spoiling me by making me lobster 😭♥️
240
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
My josonas
A hamster and an onion
2101
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Post a picture of you that's not actually a picture of you
The pokemon celebi, the onion fairy
120
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
110
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Anything for you ma'am
100
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
So to celebrate my himbo friend getting top surgery, I went to DQ and said, "idk can you write something silly like 'i lost my tits in the knife fight but I won the war. Happy anti-boobiversary'" and look
An icecream cake saying exactly that
1103
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
@dorkielb.bsky.social @pansyfennelrue.bsky.social @homilklatte.bsky.social
040
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
100
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
110
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Me rn
A very rotund kitten full of soup
010
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Every time I skeet my insane desire for crazy fictional blonde men I can literally feel Michaela doing this
The sims relationship meter going down
151
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
My baby...
A little black cat
040
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Today's lunch is baked garlic soy salmon on a bed of white rice, arugula, avocado, and pickled onions
150
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Michaela asked for a height comparison of me and my ocs
120
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
The way I'm about to disable my ocs
Screenshot from tumblr user sammisafetypin reading

I think headcanoning characters with physical disabilities is good and should be done more often but whenever I do it I feel like

Insert image of cartoon character wielding a large hammer with a speech bubble reading "5 likes and I break his legs"
030
vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
아케인 결말을 생각할 때마다
A drawing of someone crying over their phone

울고 있는 사람의 그림
010