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vivé la guillotine

@hamsternaut.bsky.social
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Jo 🧅 they/them 🧅 25+ 🧅 MDNI 🧅 🇰🇷 🧅 anti-genAI Rotating rotisserie hamster over the spitfire of hell Proceed no further. Heed this warning. There is no honour. Just horny blasphemy I have nothing to promote and no money. I'm here to be unhinged with pals

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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 8h
Having to wiggle my mouse every 15 minutes so it looks like I'm still online is really hard work
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 9h
Can anime please stop all the incest
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 9h
It takes a long time to walk between cities!!
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 9h
Letting me work from home was a mistake. I just dick off all the time
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 10h
I don't have anymore appointments today Do I take a nap
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've been playing so much fire emblem I think I need a break... By going back to fire emblem 3h
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me projecting my autism onto all my fav characters
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm coming over father
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Keira @keirad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Everytime I have to refer to myself as a woman or use she/her pronouns at work I wince a little
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I tell my coworkers they can't follow my IG because I keep my personal life and work life separate which is true but it's also because I'm openly non-binary and autistic on social media and I don't think outing myself would go over too well
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ludia and Halvin are soooo fucking cute they're the types of characters I adore but Nydine is so pretty I just stare at her every time she's on screen
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So far my fav characters are: Dietrich (obviously) Anatolia (also obviously) Ludia Halvin Nydine
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy birthday Peep!!
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You like hot knights? You like good dialogue and quirky characters? You like dating? Please play
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Please play Sovereign Tower
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The characters were so memorable in 3h I love making them bond
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Playing fortunes weave just makes me crave 3 houses more lol
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single hydrogen atom @thissilverfish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#sovereigntower
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Lou @adalheidis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Knightober 2 | The Bloody Knight
illustration of a lady knight wielding a sword while blood drips onto her armor
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Or me and Anatolia
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What do I have to give you to draw me and Dietrich making out sloppy style Or me being collared by Dietrich Or just me and Dietrich
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I actually worked hard this week What the fuck I'm not used to actually exerting myself anymore
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sorry all I do is talk about work I wake up, go to work, come home and pass out. I've got no life lol
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thanking god every day for the private gender neutral bathroom at work
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not my coworker and I sharing our favourite porn because we're bored at work
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why do people think I'm sleeping with my best friend Can we not just be platonic besties?
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I sprained my ankle this weekend but it's healing up pretty nice especially with this compression brace I love you google and modern medicine
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me in bed eating a cookie, listening to Smosh read Reddit stories while I play fire emblem This is peak
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ouuouggh my freshly washed sheets smell so fucking good
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EVIL Spilt 🏳️‍⚧️ @spiltthemilk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I SAW THIS POST SOMEWHERE AND I FEEL CALLED OUT
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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amie sanchez @amietita.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
pretty boy ✨
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I wish I could filter books by tags like ao3
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Found another depressed blonde man with a fake ego and piercings It keeps happening to me
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don't think I've ever worked at a place where I was told to stop working for the rest of the week because my performance is too good wtf
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A💤ul @passionpeachy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
mermaid tea 💧
Digital art of a teal-haired mermaid floating inside a transparent tea bag full of water and small glowing stars. Stars circle from the top as two drops of water leak from the bottom of the teabag. The background is dark navy blue.
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me and a handful of other coworkers were told we were performing too well and we had to stop taking clients for the rest of the week to help others catch up So I played fire emblem all day today
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Please send
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So my job is to help people with debt WE JUST HAD A CLIENT TELL US THEY'RE IN DEBT WITH THE MOB?????? WHAT??? I DON'T THINK WE CAN HELP WITH THAT
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Local Chinese bakery started selling Chinese donuts It's jover for me
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*rolls around on the floor like an animal* I wish I were playing video games
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I literally help people get out of debt for a living And my entire firm loves gambling We are the people we need to be helping
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Every waking hour of the day I am thinking about how badly I want to be playing video games
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They told us one free alcoholic beverage so I got the most expensive one
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Work bought us prime rib steaks and I ended up eating 2 because it was on the company bill
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAPA!!!
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Chocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Perfect
A meme of Bobs Burgers kids
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The Toronto Zoo @thetorontozoo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
For scale: Maple continues to grow and flourish under Kindia's watchful care, and is approximately 14 Heated Rivalry books tall 🍁🦛 Did you know? A proudly Canadian production, #HeatedRivalry is a Crave Canada original featuring homegrown talent like Vancouver actor Hudson Williams. #TZTinyTank
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