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vivé la guillotine

@hamsternaut.bsky.social
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Jo 🧅 they/them 🧅 25+ 🧅 MDNI 🧅 🇰🇷 🧅 anti-genAI Rotating rotisserie hamster over the spitfire of hell Proceed no further. Heed this warning. There is no honour. Just horny blasphemy I have nothing to promote and no money. I'm here to be unhinged with pals

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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 10h
Please play Sovereign Tower
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 10h
Playing fortunes weave just makes me crave 3 houses more lol
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single hydrogen atom @thissilverfish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#sovereigntower
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Lou @adalheidis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Knightober 2 | The Bloody Knight
illustration of a lady knight wielding a sword while blood drips onto her armor
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I actually worked hard this week What the fuck I'm not used to actually exerting myself anymore
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sorry all I do is talk about work I wake up, go to work, come home and pass out. I've got no life lol
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thanking god every day for the private gender neutral bathroom at work
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not my coworker and I sharing our favourite porn because we're bored at work
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why do people think I'm sleeping with my best friend Can we not just be platonic besties?
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I sprained my ankle this weekend but it's healing up pretty nice especially with this compression brace I love you google and modern medicine
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me in bed eating a cookie, listening to Smosh read Reddit stories while I play fire emblem This is peak
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ouuouggh my freshly washed sheets smell so fucking good
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EVIL Spilt 🏳️‍⚧️ @spiltthemilk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I SAW THIS POST SOMEWHERE AND I FEEL CALLED OUT
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amie sanchez @amietita.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
pretty boy ✨
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I wish I could filter books by tags like ao3
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Found another depressed blonde man with a fake ego and piercings It keeps happening to me
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A💤ul @passionpeachy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
mermaid tea 💧
Digital art of a teal-haired mermaid floating inside a transparent tea bag full of water and small glowing stars. Stars circle from the top as two drops of water leak from the bottom of the teabag. The background is dark navy blue.
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me and a handful of other coworkers were told we were performing too well and we had to stop taking clients for the rest of the week to help others catch up So I played fire emblem all day today
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So my job is to help people with debt WE JUST HAD A CLIENT TELL US THEY'RE IN DEBT WITH THE MOB?????? WHAT??? I DON'T THINK WE CAN HELP WITH THAT
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Local Chinese bakery started selling Chinese donuts It's jover for me
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*rolls around on the floor like an animal* I wish I were playing video games
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I literally help people get out of debt for a living And my entire firm loves gambling We are the people we need to be helping
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Every waking hour of the day I am thinking about how badly I want to be playing video games
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Work bought us prime rib steaks and I ended up eating 2 because it was on the company bill
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Chocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Perfect
A meme of Bobs Burgers kids
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The Toronto Zoo @thetorontozoo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
For scale: Maple continues to grow and flourish under Kindia's watchful care, and is approximately 14 Heated Rivalry books tall 🍁🦛 Did you know? A proudly Canadian production, #HeatedRivalry is a Crave Canada original featuring homegrown talent like Vancouver actor Hudson Williams. #TZTinyTank
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Elise Schuenke @troubledminnesotan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So much bad happening but this movie not only coming out but also making its money back in spite of the efforts of ghouls to kill it… nice to have the little reminders that communities will fight for art
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Anatolia is my bride....
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
People arguing whether Sasuke or Naruto would be the alpha when the answer is they're both omegas
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I need to fuck Dietrich NOW
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I eat my cheese I suffer I forget I eat my cheese I suffer I forget I eat my cheese
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I really like fire emblem but Theodora is... Like uh... Really racially insensitive I feel I'm not Black or Indigenous so like maybe my opinion is moot but I feel incredibly 😬 in her route
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WOLFSKULLJACK @wolfskulljack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A collection of armour studies from this year. I’ve really enjoyed these
Digital art, my work. A suit of armour realistic rendered with illustrative snakes Digital art, my work. A suit of armour realistic rendered Digital art, my work. A suit of armour realistic rendered with illustrative human skulls and the text ‘cry baby’
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I didn't play fire emblem because I forgot my meds and slept until 7:30pm today
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My 50 year old coworker was talking about how her mom was "totally gooning" at last year's Christmas party and I had to tell her that gooning doesn't mean what she thinks it means
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I hope you think of me as the mutual who is the biggest Yume (self) shipper I am the biggest self insert/reader x character shipper I know of and I hope my reputation precedes me
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The cats are worried about me because I've been in the bathroom for a while
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Decaf @decafdraws.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Koi (FE PREORDER OPEN) @fishnbacon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hes cuter when he smiles 😏
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bones 💀 @riotbones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
some bits from my undergraduate dissertation about filipino horror, which is also what led me to pitching Strange Cases 🖤 (1/5)
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The tv will be blaring with gunshots, screams, and explosions and the cats dont even flinch But if I dare sneeze? All hell breaks loose
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I got overwhelmed by the scale of the new fire emblem and had to lay down and take a pizza break
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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🌿viktor aleksander🌿🩸devil's minion pilled🩸 @nooskadraws.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
a trio of painted curios 🪦⚡⚔️ [ #DnD ] [ #thecuriosities ] [ #art ]
A photo of three gouache painted different shaped canvases. On each of the canvases is a character from my current DnD campaign.

Left, oval canvas: Elegy. Warforged barbarian. She is built inspired by cathedrals and mausoleums. Her face is statuesque. She wears white, gold, and black.

Middle, heart shaped canvas. Saint Ophir. Human monk. Ophir has pale skin, long voluminous blonde hair and wears long earrings. He has a halo around his head. 

Right, circle shaped canvas. Lanfal. Elf void ranger. Lanfal’s face is entirely a black void. He wears plate armour. He is surrounded by swirls of black smoke, and stands in front of a red background.
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🌜Sara Kipin🌛 🔜 LBX Table #629 @sarakipin.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
FE3H 2019/2020
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
IT IS FUCKING FIRE EMBLEM TIME LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO BABYYY
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The way I be staring at my switch waiting for fire emblem
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I wish I booked the day off work tomorrow because I know I'm not going to be productive It's fucking fire emblem time baby
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I retired from drawing for 10 years to focus on my passion for jacking off
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vivé la guillotine @hamsternaut.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me a former financial advisor: Makes the worst financial decisions ever (buys 4 copies of the same game)
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