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Hamslice 🍖

@hamslice.bsky.social
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queer cartoonist/writer making Brandish, the 1st installment of an urban fantasy/horror 18+ webcomic @ TheHoldersTrilogy.com or on webtoon @ bit.ly/3Ct7M1m support my patreon @ bit.ly/4g6m72D

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Kuna @wryote.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When a beautiful man gains weight and body hair many of you are saying “twink death”…Meanwhile I am saying “Yay”, “Yippee!” and things of this nature.
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Dora Diamond @doradiamond.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Stream Lake Shore Drive now!
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Hamslice 🍖 @hamslice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Help I had a very mundane, realistic seeming dream where there was a $9,000 deposit in my checking account out of the blue and didn’t realize it was a dream until checking my balance today.
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Hamslice 🍖 @hamslice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dragon taking flight over the neighborhood
Grassy lot amongst homes and trees, clouds in the shape of a squat chubby dragon  taking flight in front of the moon
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Hamslice 🍖 @hamslice.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If only the Effective Altruists had stuck to malaria prevention and SF polycules, instead of intentionally trying to make Rokos Basilisk by stealing all human expression.
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B0YKSSR @zachwell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Today is legally the last day you’re allowed to listen to my big gay summer playlist btw.
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Hamslice 🍖 @hamslice.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The orb is anti-ai so I guess I’ll stan the green, veiny orb.
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Hamslice 🍖 @hamslice.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The cool thing about most of the planet making fun of America for being barbaric and paying people for blood donations is that most countries can’t keep up with demand on donations alone and buy American blood. Incentivizing people to save lives globally? The absolute horror.
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dr. hazel 🕸️ @hazelmonforton.com · 18/09/2026
The "they don't know I'm" party meme except it's the pope when he was young, at an actual party, actually holding a drink. Tweeted by user @hardflics with the caption "They don't know I'm the future Pope."
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reilly 🐾 @poss.dog · 17/09/2026
A Venn diagram. The outer circles read dog, car, and husband. The intersection of dog and car is horse. The intersection of dog and husband is werewolf. The intersection of car and husband is centaur. The intersection of all three is dragon.
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Hamslice 🍖 @hamslice.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Help I made one very specific point on Bluesky and now I’m getting yelled at about stuff I didn’t even remotely say.
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Hamslice 🍖 @hamslice.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Talking to neurotypical people is like talking to the fae. And I’m pretty sure they feel the same about talking to neurodivergent people. Wasted four HOURS at work because no one would answer ONE question I had. Someone said they’d do it themself, instead of answering me, and then did it WRONG!?
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Tantz Aerine 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @tantzaerine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Iran war might lead to regime change after all
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Man with Mustache Smirks and Bites Lip
Alt: Man with Mustache tries not to laugh
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Hamslice 🍖 @hamslice.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m a free speech absolutist, but if you insult my blorbo online you deserve the death penalty.
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Hamslice 🍖 @hamslice.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Imagine being this guy, trying to figure out how to say it’s okay to threaten all trans people with death as long as you don’t threaten an individual trans person with death.
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Hamslice 🍖 @hamslice.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I never thought about how INSANELY loud it is going to be if drone deliveries ever take off at scale. Just a hundred thousand high pitched WWWHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNs crossing every city, flying past your windows to your neighbors doors.
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Hamslice 🍖 @hamslice.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Hamslice 🍖 @hamslice.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I came in a suit to a midwest funeral at a pizza parlor because there was no dress code, but I could just unbutton a lil to be comfortable with everyone. It's so much easier to take stuff off than put stuff on you don't have.
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Ben Paddon 🎃 @benpaddon.net · 13/09/2026
An AI flyer is a brown M&M test. If your event or business is cutting corners by using an AI flyer, where else are you cutting corners? What else are you cheating out on? Why should I be bothered to go somewhere you couldn't be bothered to promote with a little of your own personality?
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Hamslice 🍖 @hamslice.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I have a well-balanced diet; balanced on the precipitous notion that caffeine is a core food group.
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Hamslice 🍖 @hamslice.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Every sign tells a story…
A corner stoop in my alley with two PLEASE STOP POOPING HERE signs, taped to the building above a giant pile of human excrement
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Hamslice 🍖 @hamslice.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Isn't it neat how Time Magazine will write a 6 page article about all of the genetic freak mutations that make Michael Phelps the best swimmer on the planet, but then cis women get barred from sports for having too much testosterone? Genetic diversity is celebrated in men's sports, but not women's.
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Hamslice 🍖 @hamslice.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Everyone is flipping out about the huge wasp population this year, and I’m over here shoulder deep in them just chilling.
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 08/09/2026
As a New Yorker who was here that day and who is really, really trying to avoid anniversary coverage this year--and who remembers his famous call in from ACROSS TOWN where he said he now had the tallest building in NYC--I am so enraged by this I think I temporarily went blind.
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Hamslice 🍖 @hamslice.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ohohoho and I automated it too so I just have to put in my sales data and it spits out what products sell better and how much money per unit I’m getting, gross and net.
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Hamslice 🍖 @hamslice.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It’s a good day. (I’m autistic and found another reason to make a spreadsheet for myself.)
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Hamslice 🍖 @hamslice.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
My horror webcomic Brandish relaunches on 1/15! Pages will now debut at patreon.com/collinlafleur before showing up at theholderstrilogy.com a month later. The new release schedule is the 1st and 15th of every month. And, to drum up support, I'll be reposting the entire comic so far here on bsky!
5 panel black and white comic page
1: a man wearing a ring thuds his briefcase onto a table
2: the man flanked by a person carrying a rifle, greets a balding man in the foreground, "Mister Carter" Carter responds, "You're late, mister boisvert."
3: Mr. Boisvert extends a hand to Carter and says, "you can call me remi." Carter interjects, "THE RITUAL. Will it hurt?" Remi retorts, "Jumping right into it, eh?"
4: close up of Remi's eye while he says, "yes. very much so."
5: a shot of two men guarding a heavy steel door in a rich man's bedroom, Remi saying "but, it's worth the pain, to have a personal teleportation spell to your panic room."
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Kiana Mai @kianamai.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
FULLY ANIMATED EPISODE 1 IS OUT NOWWWW 🌟 youtu.be/6_7L80WaIuU?...
youtu.be
Pretty Pretty Please I Don’t Want to be a Magical Girl (EP.01 ANIMATED)
YouTube video by Kiana Khansmith
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Hamslice 🍖 @hamslice.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
hoo boy my preventative, out-patient eye surgery is still gonna cost me $2.3k
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Hamslice 🍖 @hamslice.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The morning light on my beautifully messy garden was just perfect today
My messy yard, tomatoes, and pollinator garden under some gorgeous morning light
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Hamslice 🍖 @hamslice.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Inside me there are two wolves and one of the wolves is a giant centipede that gurgles goo.
Black and white horror comic page from my webcomic brandish, where a Giant centipede comes out of a man’s mouth and spots black go onto the face of a woman with a broken jawLogo for my salsa company, bright pink with a smiling border collie
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Hamslice 🍖 @hamslice.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
When I was 10 and we first got Napster I wanted to download Blitzkrieg Bop. However, I was unfamiliar with the concept of covers and downloaded about forty versions of it from various bands.
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it's noah @noah-j.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
068: less compressed version
five panel comic.

panel 1: a guy is seated at a table with a plate in front of him. "now what the hell is this," he says. a waiter, standing by, replies: "mush, sir."

panel 2: the guy looks at the waiter incredulously. "mush," he says. "just mush," replies the waiter.

panel 3: the guy stares at his plate, frowning. the waiter stares at the man.

panel 4: "just mush," the guy repeats. the waiter looks down.

panel 5: exterior shot, where we can see that the restaurant is named JUST MUSH. it's a sunny day, and the restaurant sits beside a dock, the ocean, and a beach. in the distance, sky scrapers are visible. the guy stands on a nearby sidewalk making a phonecall, clearly irritated. "you thought i would like it?" he says into the phone. "what do you MEAN you thought i would like it??"
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Hamslice 🍖 @hamslice.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I live in Wisconsin, which lost abortion access after the end of Roe v Wade. Told my cousin I hoped her daughter didn't die from an ectopic pregnancy. She said she could afford to take her daughter to a state it was legal. These ghouls don't have morals, they just want to control poor people.
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The fully animated and colored ‘Pretty Pretty Please I Don’t Want to be a Magical Girl’ pilot by @kianamai.bsky.social will release next Friday, September 4th.
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Hamslice 🍖 @hamslice.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's just a part of my regular spoken language, my guy.
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Hamslice 🍖 @hamslice.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I started my salsa charity 5 years ago, and today was the first time I've done some active charity work myself. Typically, I just sell salsa to raise money for other charities. But, I taught a dozen kids in Milwaukee's poorest neighborhood how to make salsa, and sent them all home with chips n salsa
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Hamslice 🍖 @hamslice.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It’s incredible, the MCU has created the same conditions that make superhero comics an impenetrable fog that new people struggle to join into.
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Important to remember that most if not all the antivaxxers you ever see or hear are vaccinated against things like measles. Their whole movement is forcing children to take the risks that they never do (because they think children are property)
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Hamslice 🍖 @hamslice.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My mom (now) treats me better than my brothers after 5 years no contact. Took a hard lesson for her to learn a modicum of interpersonal responsibility.
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Hamslice 🍖 @hamslice.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
What happens when you ask a computer to average out all visual media to make a food truck sign? Every food truck has the exact same sign… No alt text, you don’t need it it’s just ugly, almost identical, genAI signs of food.
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Len @len.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
We honestly don't witness very many situations in 2026 where the good guys don't just win, but they windmill dunk on evil and make it very funny at the same time.
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Hamslice 🍖 @hamslice.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Remember when Congress made decisions about spending instead of the mad king?
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
NEW AD: 14 years ago today, Ken Paxton stole someone's $1,000 pen. Today, Ken Paxton’s pen victim is endorsing James Talarico.
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🔥💀LA MANTIA!💀🔥 @lamantia.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
If Flesh Could Crawl • Ink & blue pencil on 11x17 bristol, 2021
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Adam B. Vary @adambvary.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Imagine Stephen King, circa 1997, putting out daily press releases promoting his anti-gay org while publishing horror books as Richard Bachman. Imagine George Lucas, circa 2007, announcing a billion dollar fund for anti-Muslim lawsuits, then launching 'The Clone Wars.' This is J.K. Rowling today.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Hamslice 🍖 @hamslice.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
They grow up so fast 😭
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Hamslice 🍖 @hamslice.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Living in Wisconsin is interesting because my primary for Governor is national news. Voted for Hong, hope she wins. I think those saying WI won't go for an Asian woman are underestimating how many new, young voters Hong is attracting.
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