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it's noah @noah-j.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
072: burgers
four panel comic entitled "burgers"

p1: close in on a guy. he holds his hands up beseechingly, eyes closed. he reverently chants: "burgers. burgers. burgers."
p2: the camera pulls back. he raises his arms higher. "burgers. burgers. burgers." something like rain gathers at the top of the panel.
p3: camera pulls back even further. "yes, lord! yes!" he cries, eyes yet closed. "burgers!" hamburgers indeed appear to be falling from above.
p4: his hands above his head in a thankful pose as burgers rain down around him. "thank you, lord." he says, smiling. a burger lands on his forehead with a SPLUT.

(this is a callback to an earlier comic of mine called "bugs." in case you were wondering.)
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it's noah @noah-j.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
071: just me and the soup
four panel comic entitled "just me and the soup."

p1: a guy sits at a table before a bowl of soup. he thinks "but now, there's nothing left. just me..."
p2: "...and the soup." he drops his head face-down into the soup with a splosh.
p3: he continues to lie face down in the bowl. in cursive the word fin appears above his head.
p4: outside of a movie theater. the marquee reads "NOW SHOWING: SOUP OF THE DAY." two audience members argue gently as they leave. "it sucked!" says a guy in button down. "i liked it!" replies a girl. 

a gently joke-shaped comic. thank you for reading.
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it's noah @noah-j.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
070: grimace
four panel comic entitled "grimace":
p1: "help!" cries an ovoid, purple fellow to their interlocutor. "they turned me into a grimace!" "i'm not so sure..." she replies. "you look more like a BIG PURPLE EGG."
p2: "what's that supposed to mean?" says our fellow. "body shape's off, color's wrong." she says, hand on her face. "and his face doesn't look like that..."
p3: the shot zooms in on her. "it looks like this," she says. her face assumes the shapes of grimace's, drooping eyelids, weird shaped mouth, thick eyebrows.
p4: we've zoomed back out. the fellow's face has assumed the same expression. "like this?" he says. "just like that," she replies, still with the same face. 
visual joke sort of loses its punch in text. my apologies.
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it's noah @noah-j.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
069 discount spider-men
four panel comic entitled "discount spider-men"
p1: a big tall spider with a normal guys body dangling underneath the head.
p2: a guy with two tarantulas for hands.
p3: a big guy in a trench coat and cap. a mandible and several legs peak out from under the cap. smaller spiders crawl out of the pockets and flood from the bottom of the coat.
p4: an office worker type with four arms and four legs scampers along the ground. he hisses and angrily bares his fangs.
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it's noah @noah-j.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
read some gagstrips @ noahjcomics.com
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it's noah @noah-j.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
we have a website
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it's noah @noah-j.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
068:
five panel comic.

panel 1: a guy is seated at a table with a plate in front of him. "now what the hell is this," he says. a waiter, standing by, replies: "mush, sir."

panel 2: the guy looks at the waiter incredulously. "mush," he says. "just mush," replies the waiter.

panel 3: the guy stares at his plate, frowning. the waiter stares at the man.

panel 4: "just mush," the guy repeats. the waiter looks down.

panel 5: exterior shot, where we can see that the restaurant is named JUST MUSH. it's a sunny day, and the restaurant sits beside a dock, the ocean, and a beach. in the distance, sky scrapers are visible. the guy stands on a nearby sidewalk making a phonecall, clearly irritated. "you thought i would like it?" he says into the phone. "what do you MEAN you thought i would like it??"
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it's noah @noah-j.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
quickie 014: ghost
four panel comic. first panel, a scared figure points, having seen something frightening. "it's," they stammer, "it's a-- a gh- gh- guh- guh," clearly reaching for the word ghost. panel two, it's closer, they're stammering even harder, quaking in fright: "guh-gh-g-guh-g-" but panel three, something has shifted. the guh-g-guh is coming fast and heavy but the flow has changed, the figure is smiling, he's in his element... panel 4: the figure continues to make gh- guh- sounds in the background. in the foreground, two ghosts look on, amidst a party. "you told me he wasn't going to beatbox," says one ghost to the other. "you PROMISED me."
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it's noah @noah-j.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
quickie 013: the lagoon
two panel comic, a little rough on the eyes. panel one: a guy bangs on a desk as he yells into the phone: a lagoon, stevens! a lagoon!! panel two zooms in, and you can see through the window into his backyard, where a baboon is sitting tethered to a stake. "a LAGOON for my backyard!" shouts the man. did i steal this joke from beetlemoses? berate me in the comments if i stole this joke from beetlemoses.
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it's noah @noah-j.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
quickie 012: big hand
two panel comic. panel one: a guy with a big hand is talking on a cellphone, amidst a crowd. "you're just jealous of my big hand," he says. panel two: "you've always been jealous of my big hand!" he continues, throwing his big hand in a sweeping gesture which strikes someone in the crowd, knocking their hat off. comically. in a joke-like fashion.
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it's noah @noah-j.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
quickie 011: the bomb factory
four panel comic. panel one: a worker declares that it's "another beautiful day at the bomb factory" as they hammer rivets into a bomb, which is how rivets are applied. anyways, another worker, soldering a bomb, says "yup." next panel, the first guy says "heaven help me, i love my job!" the other guy replies "how do you cope with the moral culpability?" next panel: first guy is stunned wordless. next panel: they continue hammering. "i really gotta kill that guy," they think.
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it's noah @noah-j.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
quickie 010: the goo oozes
three panel comic. panel one, a guy goes the goo! it oozes!! and indeed, a goo does ooze from above. panel two: in an adjacent room, another guy looks up from a newspaper to ask if it's cum again. i can't tell! says the first guy, as the goo oozes down upon him. panel three, focuses in on the guy in the other room. "it's always cum," they say, frowning as they return to their newspaper.
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Joan Boooooooo-ns!: SPOOKY Gay Cartoonist Lady @joantoonz.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The Brain Worms Comic 1/8 #furry ##furryart
Panel 1: 2 blob dudes (Harv, the Blue One and Mick the Pink one) prepare for a show to begin behind a big yellow curtain. A glass of water on a stool is visible in the foreground, and spotlights shining out from an otherwise completely dark room.
Harv: GAH, I'M REAL FREAKIN NERVOUS. I'VE NEVER HOSTED AN OPEN MIC BEFORE.
Mick: HARV, JUST RELAX ALRIGHT?

Panel 2:
The back wall has a poster that says KEEP IT TIGHT DONT GO OVER 
Mick: COME ON, A SMALL VENUE LIKE THIS IS PERFECT PRACTICE!
Harv:  I KNOW MICK, BUT I WISH RALPHIE MAE WOULDA ANSWERED MY EMAILS...

Panel 3: 
MICK: YOU KNOW HE LIKE, DIED, RIGHT?
Harv: WHAT!?
Mick: Yeah, years ago. Now come on, lets go see what turnout is like

Panel 4: they peer out nervously...
Panel 5: The only attendee is Joan the Deer, who is eating a burger in an empty comedy club
Joan: Hey, yall starting soon?Panel 1: 
Harv and Mick are clearly upset, but Joan is unphased.
Harv: AUGH! I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN IF I COULDNT GET A FAMOUS  GUY TO CO HOST

Mick: SORRY, LADY, YOU CAN'T DO AN OPEN MIC WITHOUT ANY PARTICIPANTS

Joan: EH, ITS WHATEVER. IM NOT AS RABID OF A STAND UP FAN AS I USED TO BE, ANYWAYS

Panel 2
Harv: Wait, used to be?

Panel 3
Joan: yeah, I mean... Scene's kinda crap right now, look around!

Panel 4
Harv: THE SCENE'S... CRAP?!

Panel 5
Joan: Okay. Thats a tad harsh... some comics are killin it! But doesnt it seem really easy to play to lowest common denominator?
Harv rolls up an invisible sleeve, ready to throw hands
Harv: LOWEST COMMON DENOMI-
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Harv leans into the Mic
Harv: Whatever lady, its not like YOU know what yer talking about.
Joan: Whaddya mean? I used to do open mics! Bombed a lot. But yknow thats part of the process.

Panel 2: Well, why dont you come up here then, miss priss?
Joan holds her burger aloft: I mean... burger?

Panel 3: Oh yeah, snowflake?  Can't back up yer big talk?
Joan: *oh wow I wonder why nobody came to this thing?*

Panel 4: 
Joan tosses the burger over her shoulder and wipes off the crumbs from her face
Joan: OKAY FINE. ILL CALL YER BLUFF. BUT WE DO THIS RIGHT OR WE DON'T DO THIS AT ALL
I GET A COLD OPEN, A COSTUME CHANGE AND A PRODUCTION LOGO.

Panel 5:
A wide shot of the empty club room reveals some cock roaches dining on detritus and wine on a leaky pipe.
WE'RE MARIA BAMFORDING THIS! WE DON'T NEED A CROWD!Coming up next, she did that one thing that one time... you probably HAVENT heard of her...

JOAN ARBUCKLE! Brainworms Comic

Joan is rotating her shoulder, holding a  notepad and water bottle, the spotlight reveals a silhouetted worms coming out of her head in the shadow
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it's noah @noah-j.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
067: the bouncer
four panel comic entitled "the bouncer"
panel 1: a guy with a slightly hacked up head, giving the upper right quadrant of his skull a jagged appearance. he says, pointing to the area, "oh, you mean this? no, no, it's okay."
panel 2: looking regretful, he says: "i was... reckless in my youth..."
panel 3: he folds his arms, looking down, as he continues: "...seduced by cheap thrills..."
panel 4: cut to: a child runs jumping down the hall, whee hee hee yay! before bouncing mightily from a miniature trampoline with a look of glee just before his arc carries him up and into a whirling ceiling fan.
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it's noah @noah-j.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
preview of coming attractions
a guy with a big cartoon gouge out of the side of their head, lamenting "i was... reckless in my youth..."
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it's noah @noah-j.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The Grocers' Retort
a worm in a pith helmet curled around a shotgun
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it's noah @noah-j.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Why I'm Suing the Grocery Store
an illustration of a worm (with a hat) popping out of the side of an apple
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miss zuri خانم زوری @zalazuri.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
happy pride, my love 💖 @omegamagus.bsky.social 💖
"future days"
8-panel comic, ink and colored pencil, 20x10cm
panel 1: zala zuri and omega magus (aka melodie), two trans women and girlfriends, are walking and holding hands. caption: future days are
panel 2: they are drinking out of the same strawberry milkshake. caption: coming, coming
panel 3: they are playing d&d and zala is getting salty while mel is laughing. caption: coming, coming
panel 4: zala is sleeping on melodie's lap. caption: coming now
panel 5: the freshly woken pair are staring lovingly into each others' eyes in bed. caption: and when you're there,
panel 6: mel is cooking breakfast and zala leans in to kiss her on the cheek. caption: you, you,
panel 7: the two are holding hands and sitting on a rocking bench. caption: you, you
panel 8: the two share an intimate kiss. caption: know what you like
(lyrics from "future days" by islandman)
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it's noah @noah-j.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
neil... we need your tunes banged out more than ever...
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it's noah @noah-j.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
visited by the toad of good fortune
a medium sized toad (of good fortune)
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 17/03/2026
can u not post not safe for woik 🥺
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miss zuri خانم زوری @zalazuri.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
asbestocigs™
"asbestocigs"
8-panel comic, ink and colored pencil
1 a student calls out to miss z, a trans woman teacher
2 S—LOOK! we rolled our own ASBESTOCIGS™!
3 Z—ASBESTOCIGS?! those are CIGARETTES laced with ASBESTOS! you shouldn't even THINK about touching them! they're SO BAD FOR YOU!
4 voice—miss z, there's been a complaint you told off some students for having asbestocigs™. is this true? Z—YES, because asbestocigs are extremely dangerous and unethical! they disintegrate your frontal lobe, give you megacancer, are made with dolphin veal and ground orphan bones, and the orphan crushers alone will use a third of all electricity generated this year... i mean, they're just BAD!
5 V—NO, that is YOUR OPINION. Z—MY OPINION? but- V—you can't give these black-and-white statements to children, it's like saying all white people are good and all black people are bad. Z—but that's not even- V—think from their perspective: they just made something they're proud of, rolling their own cigs, and now a grown-up's telling them to not be proud!
6 Z—but they didn't ROLL them, they used automatic rollers made by pro-genocide tech companies implicated in the epst- V—AND may i REMIND you, miss z, that some of these kids' parents work for Genosoft™ and Epple™. do you want them to think their parents are EVIL? Z—well, i-no, but i-i don't-but the companies-but it's bad for kids!
7 V—AGAIN, that's YOUR OPINION. i use asbestocigs™ myself. they help calm the nerves, settle the stomach, and the fireproofing makes them much safer than standard cigarettes. Z—SAFER?! but the MEGACANCER- V—don't be alarmist! you sound like people did when the internet was invented. Z—BUT IT'S DIFFERENT! it's like THALIDOMIDE or DDT or LEADED GAS—
8 V—LOOK. MISS Z. this is NOT YOUR CALL. you do NOT CONTROL THIS. asbestocigs™ won't go anywhere. nothing that makes that much money will. it's our job to prepare children for the world they'll live in. got it? Z—...got it. (thinking)i don't know if I want to live in THAT world...
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miss zuri خانم زوری @zalazuri.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
change, like love, is infinite
"change"
4-panel comic, ink and colored pencil
panel 1: miss z, an iranian trans woman and teacher (me) is sitting at a table with a student of hers, a young white boy. she is drawing a green rectangle. she asks him, "and who do you want on your infinity-dollar bill?" he replies, "MLK! he was a really good guy who helped people and changed the world!"
panel 2: miss z says, "*wonderful* choice! we should all try to do that, even if in small ways like i do." the student says, "oh, i dunno, miss z..."
panel 3: closeup on the student's bright, smiling face. he says, "some people get famous for helping. maybe one day, you'll be a famous teacher, and then you can help LOTS of people!"
panel 4: focus on miss z. hearts are emanating from her in the background. teary-eyed, she says, "heh! well, gee... thanks, bud!"
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ThoughtsInMyHead @thoughtsinmyhead.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Calm
Calm by T.I.M.H. (Thoughts In My Head) 

Panel 1: A light blue slime with googly eyes is walking in the distance on a lush landscape of grass and stalks of pink flowers.

Panel 2: Close up of the slime who stopped walking, standing in tall stalks of grass.

Panel 3: light blue slime takes a deep breath with their eyes closed.

Panel 4: the Light blue slime lets its all out, screaming for however long and loud they need to be, the landscape is pushed away from the scream.
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it's noah @noah-j.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
a big purple egg frowns, saying "they turned me into a grimace." a woman responds, i'm not so sure. you look more like a big purple egg."
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it's noah @noah-j.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
disaster strikes
a single panel of a comic. a figure stands, aghast, staring down at a bowl of pudding they've dropped on the floor. "my pudding!" they cry
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it's noah @noah-j.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
2026 movie thread
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Drew "Of the Sands" @drewduncanart.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
thats right my head was chopped off. but there is no reason to quit now
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Nikki Morgen Comix @duknuk.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Better
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Marina Ayano Kittaka @even-kei.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Angeline Era is out NOW!!! ^.^ here's a breakdown of some elements and techniques I used to create the HUGE visual world of Era. Ultra-dense action and secrets meant a bigger focus than ever on visual clarity and communication! ⚔️🔍 See it in action!! store.steampowered.com/app/2393920/...
Cube-based environment art (along with melos’s “auto-cuber” tool) allows for the efficiency and complex secrets-hinting of 2D tilesets combined with the benefits of 3D lighting and atmosphere.

Large “EnviroChunks” with flexible triplanar materials quickly establish setting in the background of scenes.

Gestural vertex colors quickly and beautifully define characters that pop against the environment and look good small or large onscreen.

iNaturalist.org can be an amazing resource for game artists, featuring species id and many public domain community photos of life on Earth!

Matcap materials are good for creating shiny or translucent objects while maintaining a simplified/stylized look.
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it's noah @noah-j.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
crinkled again
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it's noah @noah-j.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
ahh, aha. kate bush.
a photo of a bush with big googly eyes stuck on it
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Joe’s Bizarre Adventure @afterschoolspecial.xyz · 01/10/2025
Cannot wait to spend money on all these great comics 🥲
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it's noah @noah-j.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
not sure where this one was going
two panel comic. panel one: a guy sits before a bowl of soup. panel two: they drop their face forward into the bowl of soup. not sure where this one was supposed to be going.
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it's noah @noah-j.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
not sure where this one was going
two panel comic. panel one: a guy sits before a bowl of soup. panel two: they drop their face forward into the bowl of soup. not sure where this one was supposed to be going.
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it's noah @noah-j.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
you gotta admire his confidence
a 1984 children's puzzle labeled CHUNKIES: the very thick puzzle, depicting a deliciously rotund humpty dumpty
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it's noah @noah-j.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
gravity's rainbow's reputation as a "difficult" novel is unfair: it's dense, but not impenetrable like joyce or faulkner. the big obstacle is length, and that it takes 70 pages to get to the main character. it is funny and lively and well worth your time. please do give it a try.
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it's noah @noah-j.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
vineland adaptation, new book in october... what a time to be a pynchon fan
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it's noah @noah-j.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
banana pancakes
leo dicaprio pointing
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it's noah @noah-j.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
it's one battle after another today.... and then i guess i'll go see that new movie
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it's noah @noah-j.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
nobody says "rubber baby buggy bumpers" anymore...
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it's noah @noah-j.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
*sadly* you're a nut. you're crazy in the coconut.
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it's noah @noah-j.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
wakko, yakko, sacco, vanzetti, and dot
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it's noah @noah-j.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
if you're wondering where the comics are, me too! that said, i am still looking
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Keegan the Animator @kiwisburnttoast.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Jucika Receives Love Letters
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it's noah @noah-j.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
066:
four panel comic
panel 1: a guy is standing, mid-conversation with another. "If I have to spend another minute in this conversation, I am going to SCREAM." his interlocutor blathers on, "blah blah blah blah." "uh huh," he replies automatically.
panel 2: closer in. the guy leans against the frame, and the outer edge of his figure overlaps the panel. "Wait!" he thinks. "This panel as copy-pasted... If I just push against the frame..."the other continues "blah blah blahing," and our guy replies "yeah, for sure," automatically.
panel 3: "YES! It's WORKING!! I'm clipping out of the entire comic!!!" thinks the guy. "What the?" he says aloud. "Oh jeez, gosh," he says, insincerely, pleased to be exiting. The other guy looks on, slightly perturbed, as the first guy slides out of the side of the panel and into the corner of the image. 
panel 4: LATER: the guy is floating in a white void, thinking "uh oh."
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it's noah @noah-j.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
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four panel comic: 
panel 1: a devil, with a pitchfork, wreathed in flames, laughs maniacally: "AHH HA HA HA!"
panel 2: the devil is approached by another devil, this one with a headset and a clipboard. "Thanks," he says. "We'll be in touch." "What?" asks the first devil. "What did I do wrong?"
panel 3: outside, in the parking lot, beside a large building labelled FIREPIT C. the devil leans against his busted sedan, and lights a cigarette. in the distance you can see a volcano erupting, and the distant mountains of hell, which has a skull-like formation that is vomiting lava into a lake of fire. 
panel 4: the devil exhales a cloud of smoke, and thinks to himself "Maybe I'm not cut out for hell..."
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it's noah @noah-j.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
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three panel comic. 
panel 1: a guy stands behind a LECTERN (a lectern, okay? not a podium? are you listening, lectern/podium guy?), giving a speech to an unseen crowd that i was too lazy to illustrate. "they tell us we can pick our friends," says the guy.
panel 2: "they say that we can pick our noses!" continues the guy, gesturing passionately. tan you see where I'm going with this?
panel 3: "wet, when we yearn for more, what do they tell us?" asks the guy. "what do they say then??"
and that's the joke. thank you for reading my little comics. 
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it's noah @noah-j.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
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two panel comic. 
panel one: a kingly figure stands, back turned, in a spotlight. "they laughed at me," he says. "mocked me... they called me a GOOBER..."
panel two: "they were right!!" he shouts, turning to the camera, revealing himself. his crown has "THE GOOBER" printed across it. his t-shirt, under the royal robes, reads "BORN 2 GOOB."
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