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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 02/08/2026

This is so bullshit- Carmel car service sent me a “National Icecream Sandwich Day” email- no idea why- so I hit unsubscribe…. But the link ONLY Unsubscribes from the list for 2026 Icecream sandwich day…. No ability to mark all marketing!

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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 02/08/2026

Okay, this is with their iOS app, but I am actually shooketh how much my gams here are clearly Sega encoded. I don’t think I ever really realized just how different and recognizable these image processing outputs would be…

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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 01/08/2026

A requirement for living in Nola

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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 19/06/2026

I’m such a millennial sucker for a good ombré.

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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 14/07/2025

Is it just me or are all of the weather apps just so incredibly wrong now? Today was 0% chance of rain, and now it’s almost 1pm and it’s basically flooding with a huge lightning storm.

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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 29/04/2025

Selling this for $50. You pay shipping. #palmpilot #retrotech

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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 13/04/2025

Michael fit for French Quarter Fest! #fitcheck Also, don’t rank Cuomo

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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 04/04/2025

Many Americans would roll their eyes when critics of the MAGA moment referred to it as a “death cult”. If the people don’t stand up now (people includes the Republican legislative caucus) then this is not going to be the worst part. Starving children, mass deaths from curable diseases.

NYT screenshot of plunging markets around the world

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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 30/03/2025

I feel like the editors of this book likely had to be pretty selective in their choices. Killing babies? Plague? Crucifixion?

A book titled “What the Bible says about dealing with difficult people”

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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 07/03/2025

Just drinking a #redbull with my totally legit #monk buddies in #neworleans

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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 03/03/2025

Had some fun watching Bacchus roll last night! Happy Mardi Gras ya’ll! #nola #neworleans

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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 22/01/2025

Is this how Trump is fixing the price of eggs? Just have no eggs?

Shelf at the grocery store with no eggs at all

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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 15/01/2025

This is right near the entrance to the Holland Tunnel (Brooke and Watts) at 6:05pm on a Tuesday. This would normally be an absolute parking lot, with everyone fighting to merge in and clear the intersection. Congestion pricing is miraculous!

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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 10/01/2025

I was reading an article and at first I didn't notice the unholiness of some of the inlined images. What #AI garbage! The yogurt spoon isn't even a spoon. The ginger eating guy's lips are split open. The spoon is melted again, and the beans are sort of tumbling into his mouth like a river.

A handsome guy eating yogurt, but with lots of AI artifacts.

A handsome redheaded man holding a bit of ginger, but upon closer inspection his lip seems to be totally dissolving and split open.

A black guy eating beans or lentils at a table, but his spoon is spilling the contents into his mouth at a weird angle, and it's a huge bowl under him with beans on the table. And, even worse, his left hand his sort of melted to look like he's been in some horrible accident.

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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 10/12/2024

I think that style was very common in the US also for government buildings. Like, the FBI HQ and Boston Town Hall. Brutalism was IN in the 1970’s- and I adore it!

Boston City hall which is a large brutalist building that gets wider at the top

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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 09/12/2024

DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE @howfamous.is ---- both LIVING LEGENDS

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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 28/11/2024

So many #chemtrails over Florida today- must be making all those Thanksgiving arguments happen!

Photo of the sky showing moisture trails from planes

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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 28/11/2024

I have no idea what you’re talking about

A Memoji of Hampton with an anxious sweat drop on his forehead

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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 19/11/2024

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains

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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 18/11/2024

Age yourself with your first computer

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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 11/11/2024

Nola.com has a weirdly insulting way to wish a happy birthday to this woman.

A screenshot of a news article with the title “Old Jefferson woman to mark 100th Birthday”

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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 11/11/2024

If you see this, post a concert photo you took Idles, Forrest Hills, 2024

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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 07/11/2024

Y2K bugs fucked up the key idea of the Marshall Plan- mind control.

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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 01/11/2024

Something else that’s interesting is how consistent different prompts are. Like, these are three different requests with different contexts, and the lizard character is extremely consistent between prompts. Either they have a very small training set or it’s purposefully low variation.

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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 01/11/2024

I just got access to Apple Image Playground… and the results are underwhelming Apple is 5 years behind on this stuff This is “Hampton riding a Unicorn”- and it has all of the photos of me on my phone and this is the best it can do.

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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 01/11/2024

The Hamburgler attacked me tonight! Trying to go for my Bob’s Burgers Burgers!

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