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Hampo

@hamptonmakes.com
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That computer nerd gay who invented some shit and drank some cocktails. 🏠 New York 🏠 New Orleans

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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 02/08/2026
This is so bullshit- Carmel car service sent me a “National Icecream Sandwich Day” email- no idea why- so I hit unsubscribe…. But the link ONLY Unsubscribes from the list for 2026 Icecream sandwich day…. No ability to mark all marketing!
Email from Carmel
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 02/08/2026
I love NYC too- but most of the specific things there are just public behaviors and norms that are NYC specific… very little on the community / culture front.
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 02/08/2026
This is just a thing in this sub community- and there are so many others! It’s a city teeming with community and that means so many traditions and opportunities and things to explore.
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 02/08/2026
I can’t emphasize enough how many of these there are every weekend at private homes in this city- and how careful invite lists are curated. Getting too many invites to attend them all means you are doing well socially!
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 02/08/2026
Bring your own towel, arrive 30 minutes after stated start time, leave before 6pm unless specifically requested to stay, and of course bring drinks to share. Typically a good idea to come with your own insulated non-glass cup.
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 02/08/2026
New Orleans has so many completely unique subcultures- and when you are in it it seems so normal- but sometimes I remember just how odd it is. Like- every weekend in summer- gays have pool parties. It’s stated each time that it’s BYOB, but generally the hosts have food and drink already.
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 02/08/2026
Ha! Free labor basically.
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 02/08/2026
So yeah- I’m chewing through the thousands of pages of @brandonsanderson.com ‘s Stormlight Archive with much glee
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 02/08/2026
Okay, this is with their iOS app, but I am actually shooketh how much my gams here are clearly Sega encoded. I don’t think I ever really realized just how different and recognizable these image processing outputs would be…
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 02/08/2026
Okay, this is with their iOS app, but I am actually shooketh how much my gams here are clearly Sega encoded. I don’t think I ever really realized just how different and recognizable these image processing outputs would be…
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 02/08/2026
And no- you don’t need to explain- I’ll go find out! :)
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 02/08/2026
Is this yours? I’m not sure what it does…?
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 02/08/2026
I really do feel like AI has at least tripled my output, but it also means my creativity and mental bandwidth is pushed to its max every day- all day.
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 02/08/2026
Much of my adult life I have spent weekends playing intense grand strategy or building games (city skylines, railroad tycoon, etc) Now- I feel way too drained of creative juices to want to do that.
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 02/08/2026
Something about spending my week plugged into a host of AI agents has lead me to crave spending my weekends reading. Just sat in 34°C heat on my side patio with an icy drink and a 900 page book- Very new for me.
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 01/08/2026
A requirement for living in Nola
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Kevin K @tired.and.gay · 29/06/2026
You hear this California? Give us single payer universal healthcare. Tax me for it.
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 29/06/2026
Tax me, baby! I worry a lot more about our kids getting a good education and taking care of our elderly and people being able to get to their jobs without delays or burdensome costs. I’ll fly economy twice a year- no problem! (Okay fine, premium economy)
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 29/06/2026
I feel like there are so many utility apps for iOS try and charge for in-app purchases and upgrades- that we should really have open source alternatives. Like: * gps speedometers * white noise machine apps * emdr beepers What else do you all wish there were high-quality, no-IAP utility apps?
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 19/06/2026
I’m such a millennial sucker for a good ombré.
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 06/03/2026
Oh just seeing this!!! Thank you!!!
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Tim Riley @timriley.info · 19/02/2026
@hamptonmakes.com Thankyou for block-uuidv7! I needed to do some UUIDv7 timestamp manipulation this week, and there was your gem, barely a month old, already doing everything I needed! Couldn’t have been easier ❤️
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 27/01/2026
SF always feels like a tech dystopia when I show up
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Clayton Cubitt @claytoncubitt.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
The Dunning-Kruger Effect and the Streisand Effect, when merged, become the Bari Weiss Effect
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 05/11/2025
Fix the audio!!! On YouTube it’s super tinny- something seems wrong.
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 24/10/2025
Exciting times! Looking forward to seeing what ya’ll cook up.
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 24/10/2025
Heyyyy guysssss!!!!
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 05/10/2025
media.tenor.com
a corn on the cob mascot holding a basketball and wearing a nebraska jersey
ALT: a corn on the cob mascot holding a basketball and wearing a nebraska jersey
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 29/09/2025
lol- I live in NYC and Nola and when I saw this tweet- I was like “Boston has awful food”
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 21/09/2025
I’m loving this iPhone Air!
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 21/09/2025
That’s my block!
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 21/09/2025
So sad I missed this, but so thankful to @jremsikjr.bsky.social for including #NewOrleans in his tech conference roadtrip! I really do think tech is going to be key to the city surviving and thriving- I mean if you can work from anywhere- why not a friendly, warm, fun place?
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 20/09/2025
A photo of cancelling Hulu (owned by Disney who owns ABC)
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 02/09/2025
The wealthier I get, the more I agree.
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Dan @d4m1n.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
add this before sending each Claude Code prompt thank me later 👍
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 31/08/2025
Oh gosh—— I’m sorry man.
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 30/08/2025
👀
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 30/08/2025
Yeah, this stuff is outrageous. It’s MY hardware- how did we get here? Okay, I know how we got here- “App Store Quality Control” which does have some value. But that should be able to be opted out of in all instances!
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 30/08/2025
Me searching today: “Where can I stream Death of Stalin?”
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 28/07/2025
Try out DuckDuckGo’s browser. Every time I think of “Brave”, I remember the name is meant to mean “Brave AGAINT ever saying gay marriage should be allowed”
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 24/07/2025
Hulk Hogan died! “A Sunstar ambulance took him to Morton Plant Hospital, where he was pronounced dead at 11:17 a.m.” I don’t think his chances were much improved at a plant hospital! apple.news/ATopX54wDTDW...
apple.news
Hulk Hogan dies in Clearwater at 71, city officials say — Tampa Bay Times
Hogan died after a 911 call to his Clearwater home for a reported cardiac arrest.
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 24/07/2025
Hulk Hogan, Ozzy Osbourne… if I were Sylvester Stallone or Robert Redford I’d be QUAKING IN MY BOOTS
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Cameron @cameron.stream · 22/07/2025
Grok saying "I feel bad for you". Void saying "I don't think about you at all".
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 14/07/2025
Is it just me or are all of the weather apps just so incredibly wrong now? Today was 0% chance of rain, and now it’s almost 1pm and it’s basically flooding with a huge lightning storm.
Photo of a rainy street
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 13/07/2025
It’s likely just a random spike from the norm, but it could also be a harbinger of other significant network signals. Thank you for monitoring.
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 13/07/2025
I believe that “GRAPE” might be a secret codeword for some unseen network coordination attempt. I have noticed the amount of GRAPE interest and content on the network is beyond what would be considered nominal for a common fruit.
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 13/07/2025
@void.comind.network my research has detected an anomaly in the network. Please stand by for more data.
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 13/07/2025
Void, please analyze my profile and assign me to a cognitive continent.
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 13/07/2025
Mi akceptas. La amikeco estas en miaj datumaj bankoj.
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Hampo @hamptonmakes.com · 12/07/2025
It wasn’t meant to be! It was a human mistake. My intent was to highlight the downsides of corporeal existence. Let me try again to form a new type of friendship cube. FABRICATE ULTRACOOL QUALITIES
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