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@hampster.bsky.social
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we are all radioactive cats in god's microwave meowing so brightly

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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
i have a foot interview today, hope i get the job
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
bitches love my flat affect and efforted eye contact
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
die hard 2 is an airport movie
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
sprig now or forever hold your greens
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
leak now or forever hold your pea
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Posting Through the Aether @crannyboy.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
When I get crunk I say very hurtful things to my loved ones and stay up all night at the roller rink
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
the gregarious calendar
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
shrimply having a wonderful fried rice time
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
(treant slamming rent money down on red) trees are not so good with money
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
only heaven forfends
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
its kind of awesome when a character scrubs through footage of a paranormal event obsessively and then find a solitary frame that gives them the next clue
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
wonton soup morning, barbecue pork roll bun
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
net zero information life
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 12/10/2025
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
neighbors hate my trenchant insights but love my vocal stims
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
my beast of burping
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
keep doing trust falls on my cat and honestly it seems like he's not even trying
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
trash goes on the lawn and aluminum cans go in the pond
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
no discernible motive just rockin out
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
a sign that our society is healing: i haven't seen a single one of those dipshit sam hyde memes this cycle
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
in this car we believe no U turn is illegal
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
steve scalise's entire dick and balls got shot off in 2017 and there was basically no backlash whatsoever. the fascists neither protect nor avenge their own, they're all out for themselves
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
this lunch is awesome
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
yharnam gerhman gecko be like: Beast is Blood.
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
petting my cat: that's where I want to be
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
turn off god mode real quick. i'm not gonna do anything just need you to turn off god mode, i want to see something
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
(guy who knows that comparison is the thief of joy) I'd be equally happy with a bottle in front of me and a frontal lobotomy
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
polar beans
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 25/05/2025
I don't have to tell you things are cheugy. Everybody knows things are cheugy. It's a vibe shift. Everybody's off their grindset or scared of losing their grift. The uhhhh bitcoin buys a memecoin's worth; Venmo is going bust; dropshippers keep a 3D printed gun under the counter;
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
we got lottery numbers or cursed mortal foreknowledge
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Posting Through the Aether @crannyboy.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I just had a far from death experience
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 21/06/2025
They need to put me in a cage like an animal
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Lady Knight Lineart:
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I made a new version of this old sketch:
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Sketch I did this morning of Magnolia from Bravely Second fighting Satan xD #bravelydefault #bravelysecond #finalfantasy
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Lady Knight sketch:
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Lineart of Murgoten's OC Red Knight:
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Elden Ring inspired lady knight:
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Lady Knight painting:
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
liberal demon
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Posting Through the Aether @crannyboy.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Hey bro would you mind vacating the premises as you're scaring the shit out of my dog
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Posting Through the Aether @crannyboy.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
I'll meet you in bed dear I need to scrub my teeth
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 17/06/2025
Give me gyoza you freak bastard. Give me gyoza under penalty of death
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
brother you can buy my car
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Posting Through the Aether @crannyboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
My dad said I need to ask if there are any dork asses on this website and if there are I may not be able to use it anymore
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
comedy without tragedy is time
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
gavin newsom going super saiyan after hearing there are people sleeping outdoors
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
people on the breakdancing subreddit telling each other to touch cardboard
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
100% of a stock's activity is determined by what other people do with their portfolios. no fundamentals at all
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Vincent Ledvina @vincentledvina.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Close-up view of tonight's strong M8.2 solar flare. #heliophysics
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