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hamster

@hampster.bsky.social
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we are all radioactive cats in god's microwave meowing so brightly

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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
i have a foot interview today, hope i get the job
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
bitches love my flat affect and efforted eye contact
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
die hard 2 is an airport movie
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
sprig now or forever hold your greens
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
leak now or forever hold your pea
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Posting Through the Aether @crannyboy.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
When I get crunk I say very hurtful things to my loved ones and stay up all night at the roller rink
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
the gregarious calendar
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
shrimply having a wonderful fried rice time
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
(treant slamming rent money down on red) trees are not so good with money
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
only heaven forfends
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
its kind of awesome when a character scrubs through footage of a paranormal event obsessively and then find a solitary frame that gives them the next clue
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
wonton soup morning, barbecue pork roll bun
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
net zero information life
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 12/10/2025
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
neighbors hate my trenchant insights but love my vocal stims
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
my beast of burping
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
keep doing trust falls on my cat and honestly it seems like he's not even trying
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
trash goes on the lawn and aluminum cans go in the pond
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
no discernible motive just rockin out
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
a sign that our society is healing: i haven't seen a single one of those dipshit sam hyde memes this cycle
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
in this car we believe no U turn is illegal
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
this lunch is awesome
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
yharnam gerhman gecko be like: Beast is Blood.
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
petting my cat: that's where I want to be
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
turn off god mode real quick. i'm not gonna do anything just need you to turn off god mode, i want to see something
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
(guy who knows that comparison is the thief of joy) I'd be equally happy with a bottle in front of me and a frontal lobotomy
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
polar beans
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 25/05/2025
I don't have to tell you things are cheugy. Everybody knows things are cheugy. It's a vibe shift. Everybody's off their grindset or scared of losing their grift. The uhhhh bitcoin buys a memecoin's worth; Venmo is going bust; dropshippers keep a 3D printed gun under the counter;
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Posting Through the Aether @crannyboy.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I just had a far from death experience
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 21/06/2025
They need to put me in a cage like an animal
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Lady Knight Lineart:
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I made a new version of this old sketch:
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Sketch I did this morning of Magnolia from Bravely Second fighting Satan xD #bravelydefault #bravelysecond #finalfantasy
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Lady Knight sketch:
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Lineart of Murgoten's OC Red Knight:
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Elden Ring inspired lady knight:
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Lady Knight painting:
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Posting Through the Aether @crannyboy.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Hey bro would you mind vacating the premises as you're scaring the shit out of my dog
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Posting Through the Aether @crannyboy.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
I'll meet you in bed dear I need to scrub my teeth
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 17/06/2025
Give me gyoza you freak bastard. Give me gyoza under penalty of death
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Posting Through the Aether @crannyboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
My dad said I need to ask if there are any dork asses on this website and if there are I may not be able to use it anymore
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
comedy without tragedy is time
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
gavin newsom going super saiyan after hearing there are people sleeping outdoors
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
people on the breakdancing subreddit telling each other to touch cardboard
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Vincent Ledvina @vincentledvina.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Close-up view of tonight's strong M8.2 solar flare. #heliophysics
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
big things from the sun soon
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Posting Through the Aether @crannyboy.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Somebody left their nunchucks on the bus so I snagged them and I've been down at the park basically whipping these things around like crazy and chasing the canada goose
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
calvin peeing on the entirety of gods creation
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hamster @hampster.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
get your tummy up
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