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@hamburgerjack.bsky.social
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I really was there when the deep magic was written And that's why I'm so tired.

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Jack★ @hamburgerjack.bsky.social · 1h
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Jack★ @hamburgerjack.bsky.social · 1h
It's part of the dog!
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Jack★ @hamburgerjack.bsky.social · 1h
I think you'll do well. Remember to charger your scooter!
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BellGoGo @bellgogo.bsky.social · 2h
小さい瀬戸ものアニマルズと松ぼっくりや木の実。
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Jack★ @hamburgerjack.bsky.social · 2h
Yes. He can have my $5 for a treat
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 4h
@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

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Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

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Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
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Jack★ @hamburgerjack.bsky.social · 2h
Right. He's getting older so he has begun to drool and it's like, look man you can't do this to me LOL
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Jack★ @hamburgerjack.bsky.social · 2h
This is very funny bc Dogs can drool on me and I'm just like :) OH WELL
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Jack★ @hamburgerjack.bsky.social · 2h
It's really funny when my Cat licks all over his body and then looks at me like ??? You don't want to hold me in your arms? Like, can't you dry first? I don't want to hold fresh spit 🤣
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Noblestea @noblestea.bsky.social · 2h
Per request: English nostalgia version
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Jack★ @hamburgerjack.bsky.social · 2h
I'm in tears... $1.99 just the sandwich which means a meal was probably just 4 bucks like... I just wanna go back.
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 3h
McDonald's CB Triple (1991-1992): Three hamburger patties stacked with bacon, American cheese, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and onion on a sesame seed bun. Sold at Western NY locations to honor Buffalo Bills' linebacker, Cornelius Bennett
Cornelius Bennett, in his blue Bills jersey, smiles next to his red helmet, and holds up a triple cheeseburger under the words "The New CB Triple"
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mimimaw @mimimaw.bsky.social · 3h
まだまだ食いつきよし! #Blueskyねこ部 部員No.38
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Dilly @dillydoodle.bsky.social · 4h
me: "this class is about penguins" 7 year old: "okay, what if my penguin was a snow bunny"
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 7h
Woke up this morning with this joyful boy pressed into my knee-nook. 🥰
Photo of my black and white tuxedo cat Marcel. He is smooshed up against the back of my knees and I am lying under a light brown velvet blanket.
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Love & Hisses @mizrobyn.bsky.social · 7h
Pete has a purrrr.
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Noblestea @noblestea.bsky.social · 5h
They HAD to include the OG OP because it's simply peak
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Love & Hisses @mizrobyn.bsky.social · 5h
Smitty has some FABULOUS ear floof, doesn't he?
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Scifi Art @scifiart.bsky.social · 5h
Concept art by Peter Lloyd for TRON (Walt Disney, 1982)
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Daily Gekkomon @dailygekkomon.bsky.social · 5h
Don't cry buddy, it'll be alright #Digimon #DigimonBeatBreak #Gekkomon
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SprintingOwlDesigns @sprintingowl.bsky.social · 7h
I'm sorry, the WHAT?!
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Cagle Cats @caglecats.bsky.social · 4h
Chanterelle face so funnyyyy
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Jack★ @hamburgerjack.bsky.social · 4h
Loool That's what happens to me when I try and do quick math. I confidently blurt out a number However, thanks to my years of hard work memorizing that very problem I know it's 14
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 8h
The entire world is falling apart because ten percent of the population got hypnotized by a fucking speak and spell. I hate it here.
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Hannah Alexander Artwork @hannahartwork.bsky.social · 8h
Moth 🔦 first picture in my October series!
A digital illustration of a giant moth fae with glowing yellow eyes clinging to a lighthouse. At it's base, a lighthouse keeper emerges from his house to investigate.
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alyn ✮˚.⋆ @wyverlyde.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
full of soup
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554 @554.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
#Warframe #Commission for @tb416.bsky.social 아는 보루나 산책
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空描|Homiu ◼️ @homiu.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
❗crossover #art #fanart Warframe + Chiikawa usagi is like if gaussgrendel have a baby and it turns into a yellow rabbit
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空描|Homiu ◼️ @homiu.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
◼️ 空描|HOMIU'S PINNED THREAD ◼️ Hobbyist artist trying to go through her days. 💙 Intro+Interests+Social Links:https://homiu.carrd.co 💙 Art website:https://homiuuu.weebly.com
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空描|Homiu ◼️ @homiu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#art #fanart #Warframe #WarframeFanart #Tennocreate #Tennotober2026 - Day 2 : Sword Dancer 🖋️
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空描|Homiu ◼️ @homiu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#art #fanart #Warframe #WarframeFanart #Tennocreate Tennotober 2026 - Day 1 : Drip 🖋️
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Kay🥼🧪 @kay924026.bsky.social · 13h
Yawn🥱🦊 #LuisSerra
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 12h
From a simply outstanding glass plate negative in my collection. No date/info.
Photo of a shorthaired grey cat sitting up on an overturned white parasol on top of a light colored rock. A white sheet is draped behind it. It seems clear that this was all arranged deliberately to gather light for this very successful photo shoot of the cat.
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Jack★ @hamburgerjack.bsky.social · 9h
Finally!!
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 11h
It's National Fire Prevention Week.
An ebike battery with pretend fire coming out of it. The battery is full of popcorn. The text reads: The CPSC National Fire Prevention Week Ebike battery fire popcorn bucket*. Prevent fires deliciously and charge your ebike battery safely. Never charge the battery while you're sleeping or not home. Use only batteries and chargers approved by the bike manufacturer. *Not a real product.
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 10h
Did your human take a nap on YOUR sofa? You may be entitled to compensation
A black dog on a sofa that she is now reluctant to leave in case the human takes her spot again.
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🎀 ultineet 🍙 Nagoriyuki’s Wife @ultineet.com · 10h
Daily Nagoriyuki 06102026 #dailynago #ggst
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空描|Homiu ◼️ @homiu.bsky.social · 10h
#art #fanart #Warframe #WarframeFanart #Tennocreate #Tennotober2026 - Day 3 : Glass 💎
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空描|Homiu ◼️ @homiu.bsky.social · 9h
#art #fanart #Warframe #WarframeFanart #Tennocreate #Tennotober2026 - Day 4 : Constellations 🌌
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Love & Hisses @mizrobyn.bsky.social · 9h
Pete's got the used-to-be-a-dryer-ball-now-a-cat-toy, and it looks like he's also got the Milo & Natalie rainbow sparkle of approval.
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Pesi @pesi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
今朝の
おもちゃの方に走るもののダッシュで引き返す猫
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KenjiTheBassman @kenjithebassman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
いやいやいや、仕事があるだけありがたいじゃないか、と謙虚になるキジトラさん。 #blueskyねこ部
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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I AM SO COMFORTABLE
Guinness the black cat doses on a grey and white blanket, a cozy lamp casting a warm glow in the background
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bossneco @bossneco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
先日部屋に入ってきた蛾と同じ柄の蛾 夢中で見ているお嬢様Linと白猫Ryu #blueskyねこ部動画 #Blueskyねこ部 #CatsofBlueSky #CatsofBSky #catsky #catlovers
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みけねこのはは @mikenekohaha.bsky.social · 17h
#良ければあなたの癒される寝そべり画像を見せて下さい
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Ripley @rookerie333.bsky.social · 16h
**this "Tuesday"... Is it enjoyable?**
Tri color corgi staring at the camera
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Love & Hisses @mizrobyn.bsky.social · 13h
Charlie keeps an eye on his new brothers from the landing. He hasn't formed an opinion about them yet, but I'm sure he'll love them....Eventually!
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 19h
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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𝙵𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚊 @felinaria.bsky.social · 15h
Good morning girls! 🌞😻😻✨
Duas gatas
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Jack★ @hamburgerjack.bsky.social · 15h
Jfc
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