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Somewhat Timely

@halloweve.bsky.social
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Something something Phoenix, something something rising from the ashes. Hello and welcome to timely spicy. This is where I post normal and spicy art. 23. Minors DNI. Commissions will be an option soon, but at the moment not right now

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lou-ellen 🎃 @louceph.com · 12/09/2026
when i talk about how people just dont care about horror creators some people think im asking to be treated like a high profile celebrity or a queen or smthn, when what i actually mean is that I think production companies should have to ask for permission even as a courtesy before stealing our shit
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Brandon Santiago @4brandonjs4.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Remember, kids: Miles Morales is Spider-Man. Not “Spin” or whatever that Cocomelon ass cartoon tries to gaslight you into calling him.
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🔞YellowJackinit🔞 commissions open @yellowjackinit.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
ASMR Gangle vore
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Hypno-Scream (Comms Open)💛🤍💜🖤 @hypnoscream.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
"Ew, this thing is goonerbait! Goonerslop-" You would not have survived in any era of entertainment ever. You would not have survived the beginning of animation, you would not have survived the 60's, 70's, 80's, 90's, you would not have survived Wonder Woman's marketing, or the Bible even.
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Bashful Betty Boop
Alt: Betty Boop, need I say more?
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bsb @blackshirtboy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Let's Keep Calling!
An image of a huge jackboot crushing a comic artist and a bunch of comic pages. The boot is marked by the logos for MasterCard, Visa, Paypal, and Stripe. Below the image there is text which reads: Don't let Payment Processors tell YOU what you can buy! It is not a payment processor's role to decide what kind of content you can or cannot spend money on, so long as it is a legal transaction. Fight back against the unjust policies hurting artists and creators online!

https://yellat.money/
https://stop-paypros.neocities.org/
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C. M. Alongi @cmalongi.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
🤦‍♀️ #genAI ##artificialintelligence
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Tori🪷 @ankaeverlasting.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
What if Bill Randa goes "It is ok my beautiful wife I also slept with Shaw"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 14/03/2026
"Repost if you like boobs or if you desperately crave for the AI bubble to burst and consequences to happen to certain men in power" captioning a cartoon by Omega Magus depicting a girl with opaque round glasses sitting on a wall.
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Somewhat Timely @halloweve.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I genuinely hope that K-pop demon hunters 2 is just about the K-pop demon hunters fighting demon Taylor Swift with American demon hunters Sabrina Carpenter, Hayley Williams, and Billie Eilish
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
#SendBarronToWar
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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 03/03/2026
Texas, TODAY is Election Day! Go vote!
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Rat the Disagreeable @disratchild.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Sometimes I sit and think, "Would I have fallen for this when I was younger?" And my lazy cheating ass would still not have used ai in school. I was proud of the lengths I'd go to to not do any actual work. There is a lost art to being a bullshitter. It used to mean something to game the system.
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🔞Poe! 👻 comms open! @tailiepoe.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Cover reveal: my debut(!) illustrated story Radiant Creatures will be launching 03/09 as part of an itchio bundle I’m looking forward to finally sharing it with all of you 🔥
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Somewhat Timely @halloweve.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Just gonna vent here: I'm having some frustrations with friends in Cosplay stuff and it's like I'm sorry that I ordered stuff late I was sick I got absolutely Thwomped by the flu! Unless you want to cover what would have been my previous paycheck fuck off
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-ˋˏ OPHELIA ˎˊ- @boidbwain.art · 12/01/2026
LET’S GO, BUFFALO!!!! ❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙
BootfromTV’s Billy Buffalo design, full and absolutely demolishing a table. Go Bills!!!!
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🔞Poe! 👻 comms open! @tailiepoe.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
This year for #hourlycomicsday I decided to chronicle a day in Zel’s life at the temple instead of my own 🌟
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Keeper of Pots @keeperofpots.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Trina says what you're all thinking. Admit it!
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Dandellion (+18) @gaydandellion.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
One slot available for february!
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Somewhat Timely @halloweve.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
That moment when your dad pisses you off
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
This is the email for the person spinning the murder of Alex. Do what you wish. Tricia McLaughlin’s email: Tricia.McLaughlin@hq.dhs.gov
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Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
ICE JUST EXECUTED ANOTHER AMERICAN ON A SIDEWALK IN MINNESOTA. THEY BEAT HIM AND THEN SHOT HIM MULTIPLE TIMES RIGHT IN FRONT OF OTHER PROTESTORS AND CAMERAS.
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Somewhat Timely @halloweve.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I wish I could say I was normal about women in suits, but then I would be lying
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⊹.🎃₊˚𖦹⋆spookiki ⋆⁺₊🧿.˚⊹ @yourmotherxo.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
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🔞Poe! 👻 comms open! @tailiepoe.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Hello again #pornfolioday ✨ I’m Poe, a queer-trans cartoonist making queer fantasy porn 🏹🔥 🎨 support my art: patreon.com/tailiepoe 📩 commissions: DM me!
Zelviel (forcefemmed and turned into a nymph)Zelviel (tranced by my naga Lieryn)Zelviel (tentacle pit)Zelviel (awaiting punishment)
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Somewhat Timely @halloweve.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
So I’ve commissioned @tailiepoe.bsky.social to draw two separate pieces so far and just in the whole process they’ve been really cool and understanding so I wanted to give them something in return. So here is a drawing of their character, Zel.
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Cloud🔞 @lillhappycloud.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
On an unrelated note, support me on Patreon if you like my work and/or want to read NSFW monster-fucking. patreon.com/happiestlittlecloud
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Cloud🔞 @lillhappycloud.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Fat centaurs reperesent.
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Mysti Purrlune (18+ ONLY) ♿️ (HIATUS) @mysti-purrlune.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Like, even transfem furries have gotten thousands of dollars for tiddie surgery in the past few weeks Me? I get maybe 22 reposts and zero donations, even when I make it clear that if they don't help, I could be vaporized by a bomb!
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Dorian 👽🍉 @urd4d20.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I think its fucking crazy that Grok is actively generating deepfakes and csam as we speak but if I want to commission a nsfw painting of two fictional characters and pay it through paypal I could get myself and the artist banned from the site. Like honestly, fuck all of this.
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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Adult creators and sex workers are going to continue to be picked off, one by one, unless people stand up for them. please call your representatives. demand they oppose censorship bills like the SCREEN Act, KOSA, and demand protections for Section 230
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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 11/01/2026
Spoiler alert: it was not to rush over and provide Renee Nicole Good medical aid. trib.al/A3E3DOi
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Kayleigh McKee 🟡, Blinded my a billion brilliant lights @ghaspey.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Watch out for the ONE question where they try to trick you by putting "I want AI" as the bottom option where EVERY other question has "I don't want AI" at the bottom!
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🔞percypups🔞C0MS OPEN! @percypups.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
hey my job fucked me over so its back to work here! even a repost helps, and these are for any gender/species! comment/dm if interested! 🐍💕 #hypno #vore #ych
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
burn it 🔥 (he/him) 🐇
image depicts a brown and yellow anthro  rabbit that is transmasc with visible breasts turned around with his back facing the viewer smoking a cigarette. he has dreadlocks with lil beads(one of the beads being pan African colors) he wears a black sleeveless sweater with a shotgun bullet belt wrapped around his chest. he wears two spiked arm collars, socks with combat boots, and a thong. on top of his head is a beanie too with a trans colored mars symbol pin.

the rabbit is carrying a Mossberg 590 shotgun in his right hand and in his left hand, a torn Nazi flag set on fire. 

"the text in the art reads: my dark skin, hair, and features cannot be erased or assimilated into white supremacy" 

"I AM A FAGGOT ASS NIGGA"
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 09/01/2026
For No Reason in Particular Here’s a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis
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For No Reason in Particular Here's a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis - Hard Drive
The Nazis are the most despicable scum to ever walk the face of the earth. Thankfully they were defeated in World War... Get the full story
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Rep. Lauren Underwood @underwood.house.gov · 08/01/2026
Oh my gosh you guys! The House just passed my bill to extend the health care tax credits for three more years!
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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
DONATE: www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
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Donate to Support for Renee Good’s wife and son, organized by Mattie Weiss
Please support the wife and son of Renee Good as they grapple with the devastating … Mattie Weiss needs your support for Support for Renee Good’s wife and son
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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
OR BETTER YET, SUBSCRIBE ✨ SUBSTACK: rachelgilmore.substack.com PATREON: patreon.com/rachelgilmore TWITCH: twitch.tv/rachel_gilmore YOUTUBE: YouTube.com/@AtRachelGil... SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/show/5uP73Dl... APPLE PODCASTS: podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/b...
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Bubble Pop with Rachel Gilmore | Substack
I'm Rachel Gilmore. I'm your least favourite person's least favourite journalist. Let's pop your bubble✨. Click to read Bubble Pop with Rachel Gilmore, a Substack publication with tens of thousands of...
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Somewhat Timely @halloweve.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Hey, just to let everyone know some fucking idiot out there thinks that road blocking the senate works when you have a president who is willing to do anything he can to knock over all of that road blocking progress. And that idiot will come to you as a generic white man with generic leftist takes.
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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Support Renee Good’s wife and son ❤️ gofund.me/6870ba33a
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Donate to Support for Renee Good’s wife and son, organized by Mattie Weiss
Please support the wife and son of Renee Good as they grapple with the devastating … Mattie Weiss needs your support for Support for Renee Good’s wife and son
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 08/01/2026
This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis. www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
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Donate to Support for Renee Good’s wife and son, organized by Mattie Weiss
Please support the wife and son of Renee Good as they grapple with the devastating … Mattie Weiss needs your support for Support for Renee Good’s wife and son
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Jack Smith is a man of honor and moral conviction. He is the kind of person we as a nation must become like once more.
Screenshot of a post by Blue Georgia on X quoting a question about requesting a public hearing and a response attributed to Jack Smith. The response states that career public servants have been vilified and someone needs to speak up for them. Below the text is a video still showing Jack Smith seated at a table with microphones in front of him, appearing to testify in a congressional hearing room, with another man seated beside him and wood-paneled walls in the background.
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J.M. (But also Nemo) - writing comms open @alamhigo.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
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endeavorance 🕊️ @endeavorance.camp · 29/12/2025
It’s like intellectual splash damage
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endeavorance 🕊️ @endeavorance.camp · 29/12/2025
Saw a video with 500,000 likes saying exactly that. Flatly untrue; someone just misinterpreted a statement and then that became what is now likely millions of people thinking Iran "Declared war on the US and Europe"
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endeavorance 🕊️ @endeavorance.camp · 29/12/2025
Also no, Iran did not declare war with the US and all of Europe, despite many people who should absolutely know better saying exactly that in videos on TikTok
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Celebelian 🦦 @celebelian.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I need some cash for an emergency so I opened a service for monochrome doodles like this, I'd appreciate it if you could take a look 🙏 vgen.co/Celebelian/s...
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Tiny Oekaki by Celebelian (@Celebelian)
Send a request while they're still accepting!
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