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gw33333b @halfway-zen.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

i really would hate to live off that one causeway in norway where they film all those car commercials

gw33333b @halfway-zen.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

to everyone who is tempted to move to baltimore after seeing clips from the turnstile show in wyman park: i can assure you that the last thing we need is more turnstile fans

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gw33333b @halfway-zen.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

it can't possibly be more efficient to carry the glass on the outside of the glass truck

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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

i buy food with cryptocurrency. my diet consists solely of slim jims and i’m dying from a new type of disease

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gw33333b @halfway-zen.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

anybody know anything about this record? packing up to move rn and found it in my collection, it's excellent but i have no idea what it is or where i got it

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gw33333b @halfway-zen.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

it's honestly pretty nuts that billie eilish has managed to make being gay uncool

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Beans @gorilla.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

me driving to the Vietnamese restaurant where the owner is mean to me

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gw33333b @halfway-zen.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

and here we find the soulful white boy dining at his preferred feeding grounds — an authentic, hole-in-the-wall international eatery

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gw33333b @halfway-zen.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

damn white boy, where'd you get all that soul??

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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

If I am president then I promise to die if I choke on a pretzel. I'm not a motherfucking coward.ill let someone throw a shoe at me and headbutt that shit back. I *never* did cocaine in college

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gw33333b @halfway-zen.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

wearing shorts in the winter has gotta be the human equivalent of a cock ruffing up its feathers

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gw33333b @halfway-zen.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

listen i know the japanese got nuked and obviously that's terrible but after a certain point i feel like japanese creatives are getting a little too much mileage out of the whole "getting nuked" thing

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gw33333b @halfway-zen.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

it must feel so fucking good to crash a $100 million plane when you're an air force pilot

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gw33333b @halfway-zen.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

if you need me i'll be watching the full 45 minute hbo broadcast recording of stomp! out loud on youtube FOR FREE

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gw33333b @halfway-zen.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

my name is asac schrader aaaasac schraaaader

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gw33333b @halfway-zen.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

thank god my weather app is here to keep me updated on all the breaking news

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gw33333b @halfway-zen.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

white people love to be named "dr. rik peeperkorn"

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gw33333b @halfway-zen.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

klaus schulze really excelled at making the kind of music that you figure a guy named klaus schulze would make

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gw33333b @halfway-zen.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

you (appetizing): this snow isn't letting up any time soon and we've lost our way. we'll have to work together and pool whatever we can find until we can find the trail again me (loudly licking my lips and rubbing my belly): mm mhm

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gw33333b @halfway-zen.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

the new hotness seems to be pulling a 3-point turnaround in the middle of the fucking street

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gw33333b @halfway-zen.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

i made a photobook for my parents' trip to italy

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gw33333b @halfway-zen.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

fastest "show less like this" presser in the west

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gw33333b @halfway-zen.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

i love waiting until i'm very tired and should really go to bed so that i can sit on the sofa and look around for a half an hour

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gw33333b @halfway-zen.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

had the brilliant idea to switch things up in my latest song by having a single lyric spoken by a text to speech voice, something that i'm certain nobody has ever thought of before and that my listeners are sure to appreciate

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gw33333b @halfway-zen.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

are we past that phase yet where a young person wearing a cap that says "world's greatest grandpa" is the most epic shit ever

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gw33333b @halfway-zen.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

every time i get a cold i figure that eventually i'll run out of snot but i forget that my body is basically a snot factory

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gw33333b @halfway-zen.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

i'm painting my little butt off over here fr

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gw33333b @halfway-zen.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

sloppy little dummy book but the important thing is that the binding structure actually works

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gw33333b @halfway-zen.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

made the wonderful discovery today that apparently pva glue can grow mold

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Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Already the best carbonated mineral water out there and then the tasteful side boob is absolutely flexing on the competition

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gw33333b @halfway-zen.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

buddy of mine is working on an impression of me and it's really starting to come together now that he's worked giving directions into the mix

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gw33333b @halfway-zen.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

i’m really over the moon for the opportunity to mute so many people all over again

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gw33333b @halfway-zen.bsky.social · 26/05/2023

there's a CUUUUM-MAAAAAN waiting in the sky he'd like to come and meet us, but he thinks he'd blow his load

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gw33333b @halfway-zen.bsky.social · 15/05/2023

yeah i'll have a turkey roll sandwich with miracle whip on wonder bread. oh and throw some kraft singles on there too

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gw33333b @halfway-zen.bsky.social · 12/05/2023

i keep opening bluesky on accident thinking it's my weather forecast

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gw33333b @halfway-zen.bsky.social · 11/05/2023

i already struggle with ideas for twitter posts so this is really throwing a wrench in the equation

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gw33333b @halfway-zen.bsky.social · 10/05/2023

i work all night on a drink'a RUM

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