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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 19h
Hearing talk of a 15% fall in house prices. Yep. Will take us all the way back to Dec 2023 levels. You know, back when housing was so cheap.
Chart showing the index of dwelling prices and avge disposable income since 1970 (1970=100)

They moved together until 2000 (CGT discount introduced) 

Nowe incoem is at around 3,000 while dwelling prices are at 6,700
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 28/09/2026
Yea I’ll give you a swing set to oil alright
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 27/09/2026
Love a Niçoise (although I usually go a bit overboard)
A platter of food on a countertop. The food includes boiled eggs, red and green vegetables, tuna, and potatoes. The text reads, "Buon appetito."
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 27/09/2026
This is some third world travel advice. Get insurance for a domestic flight??
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 27/09/2026
BKK? DXB? FCO? YYZ?
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 27/09/2026
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 27/09/2026
Good news though, you’re all set up for entry and exit 👀🫡
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 27/09/2026
Like fuck, I just wanted info on B*witched
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 26/09/2026
Happy birthday 🥳😘
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 26/09/2026
Good for you sweetheart
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 25/09/2026
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 25/09/2026
I just wanna big yurt so bad 🛖
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 24/09/2026
2-3
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 22/09/2026
🙃 yes, it would seem that way. It’s not good
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 22/09/2026
Every year dozens of people come out and are gone in six months because it was too hard; too expensive. I call September to March Temporary friend season’
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 22/09/2026
That’s the problem - people think it’s cheaper to live here and it’s in no way cheaper
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 22/09/2026
Thats reduced to $7.80 because they’ve expired. I live 40 minutes away from you and we pay $4/L for fuel
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 22/09/2026
Reduced because they’re past their sell-by date? Bargain!
A loaf of bread labeled HOT DOG ROLLS sits on a counter. A sign reads "Reduced 7.80". Magazines are stacked beside the bread.
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 22/09/2026
Bucatini all'Amatriciana, buon gusto👌
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 21/09/2026
I think that every time I see you’ve got a new haul - where do you even keep them all?
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 21/09/2026
I cancelled them all (and I had them all) by getting a dodgy box from eBay - can’t recommend enough ✅
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 20/09/2026
*blinks in australian*
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 20/09/2026
I was going to make a recommendation but all of his stuff is excellent - beautifully written, idiosyncratic; similar character depth to Atwood
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 20/09/2026
Surfacing is excellent in its own very weird way but if you liked Robber Bride you’ll like Cat’s Eye - they’re similar. Have you read any Douglas Coupland?
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 20/09/2026
Ooh! Connex phone!
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 20/09/2026
One of my favourites. Have you read Cat’s Eye?
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 18/09/2026
Is that,, good?
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 18/09/2026
Thank you for the new lock screen
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 17/09/2026
(Camboy DJ is particularly good)
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Jakey Bakey @jakeybakey.gay · 16/09/2026
I love a good Star Trek edit
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Star Trek: Voyager | 31st Anniversary Trailer
YouTube video by Fanning FX
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 17/09/2026
Feel free to share, I didn’t know my whole name was up there (now fixed!) x
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 16/09/2026
Hey, at least it was white and not the colour of nana’s shower seat (theres nothing less sexy than undergarments in that flesh-colour — they remind me of mobility aids)
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 16/09/2026
I could picture it before I even saw the video
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 16/09/2026
Also love The Minutes (and really most of her catalogue tbh)
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 16/09/2026
It’s likely to do with the abundance of inexpensive renewable energy which is typically generated in regional/remote places from hydropower (that also provides much needed water for cooling)
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 16/09/2026
Other is still on regular replay in my house 😉
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 14/09/2026
*nods sagely*
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 11/09/2026
My rule of thumb for iPads has always been maxi or mini -maybe this is the ‘just right’ device (?)
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 11/09/2026
When people I don’t care about raise them I shake them like hands and look confused
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 11/09/2026
Not that smart, the curlews. Toilets are for bandicoots ONLY (and they’re fucking gigantic here)
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 11/09/2026
As a long time pro max that strongly considered a mini when they were still available this answers my question and reluctantly, I want one
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 11/09/2026
Curlew in the bar I can deal with, that happens all the time
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 11/09/2026
Like, may as well throw in a fax machine a mimiograph and some SX-70 Polaroids just to mix things up
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 11/09/2026
Seven foot tall Māori with a cat-sized marsupial. Fuck I live in the dumbest place on earth.
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 11/09/2026
Loud shouting in the bar while I was cleaning up, thought it just was some local pisshead arcing up but then a man ran through the bar holding a creature yelling “BANDICOOT IN THE TOILET!! BANDICOOT IN THE TOILET!!” (Fortunately we had hand sanitiser)
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 11/09/2026
Oh yikes, that’s a kick in the guts buddy. Sorry for your loss x
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 07/09/2026
then I’d have to leave the local fuckheads that come into my regional bar every day and I’d miss out on the soap opera (I hate that I’m invested in *true* regional bullshit now but I am because burnout)
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 07/09/2026
(And I know it will make me fat but I’ll probably do it anyway)
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 07/09/2026
I dread the idea of going back to an office job but I love the idea I could afford a holiday
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 05/09/2026
Apparently I’m from Connecticut 🙃
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