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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸

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soft serve, soft core porn, soft rock • he/they • isle of screams; littoral australia. Gentle and forgiving, all the rest is treason • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️rights • 🍉

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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 15h
I feel like this is missing quite a bit but for the moment, it’ll have to do
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 20h
No cheating, post your lock screen
Illustration of a person from behind wearing briefs and sneakers. The person raises their right hand. The text reads: SUN 4 OCT, 9:28, TELSTAR, and CAMERA.
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 27/09/2026
Love a Niçoise (although I usually go a bit overboard)
A platter of food on a countertop. The food includes boiled eggs, red and green vegetables, tuna, and potatoes. The text reads, "Buon appetito."
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 27/09/2026
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 25/09/2026
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 22/09/2026
Reduced because they’re past their sell-by date? Bargain!
A loaf of bread labeled HOT DOG ROLLS sits on a counter. A sign reads "Reduced 7.80". Magazines are stacked beside the bread.
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 14/09/2026
*nods sagely*
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 11/09/2026
Curlew in the bar I can deal with, that happens all the time
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 07/09/2026
then I’d have to leave the local fuckheads that come into my regional bar every day and I’d miss out on the soap opera (I hate that I’m invested in *true* regional bullshit now but I am because burnout)
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 02/09/2026
Just reflecting as I dismiss interruptions while watching videos on my phone.. I was actually perfectly happy with the computer and internet I had in 1999 - fast, cool translucent *gestures vaguely*
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 09/08/2026
When I’m hungover I won’t say anything but there will be signs
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 04/08/2026
No cheating, post your lock screen
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 01/08/2026
Local gelato cafe has really upped their game. My new favourite little treat? Affogato with doppio espresso and Mr Black coffee liqueur. So. Good.
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 25/07/2026
Reader Rabbit and the Fabulous Word Factory (1984) 🙃
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 17/07/2026
It’s not cold enough for me to be *this* cold 🥶
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 16/07/2026
It was - she’s not that bright
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 02/07/2026
Brown blob check: ✅
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 26/06/2026
Unedited nighttime rainbow, 2.20am, Redlands, Queensland, Australia
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 21/06/2026
Surprise daytime bilby at the cafe
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 06/06/2026
Win a very average cut of meat at a raffle? Simple solution. Pressure cooker. Curry. Done. ✅
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 01/06/2026
Oh look, more mandarins
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 23/05/2026
Molto elegante !
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 29/04/2026
My old woman cat with no teeth wishes you all a very good day
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 05/04/2026
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 05/04/2026
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 27/03/2026
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 19/03/2026
Could be worse 🙃🙃🙃
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 05/03/2026
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 01/02/2026
Good moon:
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 25/01/2026
Prepping to go to bed before a double shift on invasion day tomorrow. Shift one I’ll be surrounded by ex military flag fuckers at the RSL, next pub it’ll all be pissheads being ‘larrikins’ fifteen pints deep. Give me strength. I got a cool ‘fuck off, you know where I stand’ bracelet though
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 17/01/2026
Wait, there’s more
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 17/01/2026
Every couple of months a line of coins appears along the wall in the smokers area at one of my pubs. Then it disappears. I have no idea what these coins are for, who puts them there or what their use ends up as. I’ve instructed everyone to leave them alone
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 16/01/2026
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 13/01/2026
The majestic, not at all polluted Don River 🍁
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 05/01/2026
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 03/12/2025
The circus has come to, well, the circus 🤡 🏝️
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 23/11/2025
When I tell you tonight we knew there was a storm front coming
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 20/11/2025
Okay so this is real and I get it now
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 05/11/2025
Good moon tonight:
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 29/10/2025
I made the teams dress up for trivia last night and I’ve started getting photos and some of them are fantastic
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 07/10/2025
Good moon tonight:
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 02/10/2025
We’re hosting an Olympics with aquatic activities in our fine, croc and shark infested waters in a couple of years. Look, I’m sure it’ll go off without a hitch, nothing could go wrong (attached: highly venomous friend slithering across local bowling green)😬😵
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 29/09/2025
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 29/09/2025
My can and bottle recycling scheme has apparently put returns on the blockchain *shakes head* Bincoin? Wut? Who asked for this?
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 19/09/2025
Actually, turns out I don’t need this any longer 🚮
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 16/09/2025
My old woman cat cracking the fuck up at my dad joke while her daughter looks on in that way teenage girls do (taken when she still had teeth)
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 16/09/2025
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 16/09/2025
NYT Wirecutter, ma’am, that’s a Hudson’s Bay blanket which in no way — by provenance or design — could be considered “an American design icon”
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 12/09/2025
Celebrate creativity 🙌
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“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 11/09/2025
(I neglected to mention that I have one)
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