“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 15hI feel like this is missing quite a bit but for the moment, it’ll have to do 110
“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 27/09/2026Love a Niçoise (although I usually go a bit overboard) 000
“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 22/09/2026Reduced because they’re past their sell-by date? Bargain! 210
“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 11/09/2026Curlew in the bar I can deal with, that happens all the time 220
“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 07/09/2026then I’d have to leave the local fuckheads that come into my regional bar every day and I’d miss out on the soap opera (I hate that I’m invested in *true* regional bullshit now but I am because burnout) 130
“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 02/09/2026Just reflecting as I dismiss interruptions while watching videos on my phone.. I was actually perfectly happy with the computer and internet I had in 1999 - fast, cool translucent *gestures vaguely* 1101
“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 09/08/2026When I’m hungover I won’t say anything but there will be signs 0150
“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 01/08/2026Local gelato cafe has really upped their game. My new favourite little treat? Affogato with doppio espresso and Mr Black coffee liqueur. So. Good. 1110
“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 25/07/2026Reader Rabbit and the Fabulous Word Factory (1984) 🙃 020
“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 17/07/2026It’s not cold enough for me to be *this* cold 🥶 140
“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 26/06/2026Unedited nighttime rainbow, 2.20am, Redlands, Queensland, Australia 070
“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 06/06/2026Win a very average cut of meat at a raffle? Simple solution. Pressure cooker. Curry. Done. ✅ 280
“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 29/04/2026My old woman cat with no teeth wishes you all a very good day 2170
“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 25/01/2026Prepping to go to bed before a double shift on invasion day tomorrow. Shift one I’ll be surrounded by ex military flag fuckers at the RSL, next pub it’ll all be pissheads being ‘larrikins’ fifteen pints deep. Give me strength. I got a cool ‘fuck off, you know where I stand’ bracelet though 091
“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 17/01/2026Every couple of months a line of coins appears along the wall in the smokers area at one of my pubs. Then it disappears. I have no idea what these coins are for, who puts them there or what their use ends up as. I’ve instructed everyone to leave them alone 4110
“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 13/01/2026The majestic, not at all polluted Don River 🍁 050
“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 03/12/2025The circus has come to, well, the circus 🤡 🏝️ 040
“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 23/11/2025When I tell you tonight we knew there was a storm front coming 1130
“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 29/10/2025I made the teams dress up for trivia last night and I’ve started getting photos and some of them are fantastic 0100
“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 02/10/2025We’re hosting an Olympics with aquatic activities in our fine, croc and shark infested waters in a couple of years. Look, I’m sure it’ll go off without a hitch, nothing could go wrong (attached: highly venomous friend slithering across local bowling green)😬😵 020
“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 29/09/2025My can and bottle recycling scheme has apparently put returns on the blockchain *shakes head* Bincoin? Wut? Who asked for this? 320
“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 19/09/2025Actually, turns out I don’t need this any longer 🚮 3320
“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 16/09/2025My old woman cat cracking the fuck up at my dad joke while her daughter looks on in that way teenage girls do (taken when she still had teeth) 080
“spooky” halftimbered 🛸 @halftimbered.au · 16/09/2025NYT Wirecutter, ma’am, that’s a Hudson’s Bay blanket which in no way — by provenance or design — could be considered “an American design icon” 000