Reposted by SeanThe Onion @theonion.com · 28/02/2026From The Archives:theonion.comChuck Schumer: ‘The American People Deserve A President Who Can More Credibly Justify War With Iran’WASHINGTON—In a pointed critique of President Trump’s foreign policy leadership, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer stated to members of the press Thursday that “the American people deserve a presid... 5366231487 6.6K
Sean @halfpastnoon.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Zohran has been on fire this debate, Cuomo taking hooks left and right 030 3
Reposted by SeanMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Every candidate in this debate clearly fucking hates Andrew Cuomo. It’s great. 629113 291
Reposted by SeanA$AP Clocky @robingriswold.bsky.social · 08/05/2025AND ALSO WITH YOUSE 212845604 2.8K
Reposted by SeanDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 03/05/2025YOU - Suffering will only make me stronger. ENDURANCE - It's probably this way of thinking that got you where you are. 014962 149
Sean @halfpastnoon.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Lotta game devs pumping their fists in the air this morning 120 2
Sean @halfpastnoon.bsky.social · 01/05/2025It used to be that cheap consoles offset the higher cost of software and subscriptions, but that value proposition has just vanished entirely this year. You’ll pay Xbox $600 + $80 + Online sub. and like it! Prices are increasing, people are holding onto their wallets, which means rough waters ahead 000 0
Sean @halfpastnoon.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Early spring flowers give me a type of hope that no other natural event could ever provide 000 0
Reposted by SeanJP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Twitter is down on one of the biggest days of the year in the NFL. Bluesky… 272968630 3K
Reposted by SeanBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/03/2025But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned 85134821796 13.5K
Reposted by SeanWalker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Oust every Democrat who promises “bipartisanship.” Every single one. 311452193 1.5K
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Reposted by Seanwint @dril.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate 211227543030 22.8K
Sean @halfpastnoon.bsky.social · 29/12/2024media.tenor.coma man says i can go lower while dancingALT: a man says i can go lower while dancing 000 0
Sean @halfpastnoon.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Will Borgen’s value has been dropped to a high 2nd round pick 000 0
Sean @halfpastnoon.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Please Sirens save me from ever watching the Rangers this season 000 0
Sean @halfpastnoon.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Just finished RDR2…man…so glad I finally got around to finishing it after all these years. 000 0
Sean @halfpastnoon.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Juan Soto saying he hasn’t talked to any Yankees since the end of the World Series… 000 0
Reposted by SeanNew York Mets @mets.com · 11/12/2024Today felt like a good day to announce we are on Bluesky! Oh and... 1691898335 1.9K
Sean @halfpastnoon.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Kirk Cousins getting clobbered, man I can’t believe it. Brings a tear to my eye 000 0
Sean @halfpastnoon.bsky.social · 08/12/2024I am BEGGING for Kirk to just have an all-time stinker today, I need this 000 0
Sean @halfpastnoon.bsky.social · 06/12/2024I am interested to see how this team responds though. Are they all emotionally hurt and play low energy, or does this become the catalyst for getting this cup journey back on track? 000 0
Sean @halfpastnoon.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Over a year ago Todd Howard said that people should “upgrade their hardware” to run Starfield, when in fact he should have saved that speech for Indiana Jones because sheeeeesh this game looks good 010 1
Sean @halfpastnoon.bsky.social · 04/12/2024The “change” is going to be like Ritchie fucking Torres or some shit 000 0
Sean @halfpastnoon.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Series X won’t even hit the recommended settings based on this chart lmao 000 0
Sean @halfpastnoon.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Lindgren and Trouba on for the 5v3, like be for real 000 0
Sean @halfpastnoon.bsky.social · 01/12/2024At least Cousins threw 4 picks today, warms my heart a bit 010 1
