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Häkke Official

@hakke-official.bsky.social
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We are Häkke! A world famous weapons manufacturer with totally perfect ethics and absolutely zero amoral science practices!! (This is a shitpost account and I am not associated with Bungie Studios in any way)

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Häkke Official @hakke-official.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Reasons why you 🫵 should buy Häkke weapons and armor and not Tex Mechanica! 1. Our weapons are sturdy and will last longer! Standard models have a lifetime warranty, are guaranteed to survive everything! 2. Our CEOs son didn't become a dredgen! 3. Our guns explode! Theirs do not. #destiny2
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Häkke Official @hakke-official.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
@destinythememe.bsky.social You there! Guardian who never takes off Graviton Lance! You look like you need a new weapon to pair with that wonderful gun! Häkke would like to introduce you to Rake Angle! It stabs! It freezes! Get one today from a blue guy near you! d2foundry.gg/w/3997086838...
Rake angle
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Häkke Official @hakke-official.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
I have pregamed my 90 Forma and 10 Omni Forma in preparation for Yareli Prime. My body is ready. My wallet is not but alas it doesn't get an opinion in this situation.
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Destiny & Marathon Emblem Collector @emblemcollector.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Preorders for the @milanrecords.bsky.social Destiny vinyl are live now! The @ign.com Store page mentions it comes with the “Drop the Needle” emblem I assume it’ll be available in the package no matter which site you buy it from Preorder links: destiny2.lnk.to/vinyl
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Häkke Official @hakke-official.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
@chewchewer.com I JUST GOT MY STICKERS OOOOH I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
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Chew ☁️噛む @chewchewer.com · 11/11/2024
Chewchewer in real life:
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Häkke Official @hakke-official.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
LETS BE FINANCIALLY IRRESPONSIBLE!!! IM GONNA BUY SO MANY STICKER
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Häkke Official @hakke-official.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
I need some large government entity to obliterate this marketing strategy and make it illegal and force game companies to put all the shit they removed back into their games
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Häkke Official @hakke-official.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Greetings Guardians! We here at Häkke have noticed an uptick in guardians weilding our world famous Ice Breaker™ sniper rifle! If you guardians are looking for pairings for your new toy, we have some ideas for you! #destiny2
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Chew ☁️噛む @chewchewer.com · 29/10/2024
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Häkke Official @hakke-official.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
I strive to be this silly 💚 Everyone should follow this artist btw they are the best ever eeeeee
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Chew ☁️噛む @chewchewer.com · 27/10/2024
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Häkke Official @hakke-official.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Me when my Child of the Old Gods flies off into the ether because I shot an invisible MF from across the map #destiny2
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Häkke Official @hakke-official.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Alright #destiny2 nerds! Which DLC has the best OST and why is it Beyond Light?
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Häkke Official @hakke-official.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Here's the roll on my Long Shadow for some context for the meme
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Chew ☁️噛む @chewchewer.com · 25/10/2024
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Häkke Official @hakke-official.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Festival of the Lost is going to give players exotic class items even if they haven't completed Dual Destiny. Massive. I may actually get one for once because I haven't bothered to give a damn about them since they released. #destiny2
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Häkke Official @hakke-official.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Here's my favorite fits I made for each of my characters! I want to see if y'all can tell which one I main :)
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Häkke Official @hakke-official.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
#destiny2
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Häkke Official @hakke-official.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
What is the chance of getting people together on here to run a raid (any work)? I want to do more raids and I would love to have a non toxic community to do so in. I can also teach any raid other than Salvation's Edge so even if you haven't done a raid, anyone can participate. #destiny2
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Chew ☁️噛む @chewchewer.com · 23/10/2024
Doodle
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Chew ☁️噛む @chewchewer.com · 24/10/2024
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Häkke Official @hakke-official.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Me too bestie me too 🏳️‍⚧️
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Ashley Nichols @ashleynichols.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Wish I wasn't terrified to reach out and talk to people I care about
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Häkke Official @hakke-official.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
I'm pretending to be a arms manufacturing company from a video game so go nuts
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med 🎉 @mikurinkuwu.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
miku expo 2024
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meg 🖤 @megrocks.com · 23/10/2024
miku miku miku
hatsune miku dressed up like beetlejuice
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23/10/2024
Eminem: "People shouldn't be afraid to express their opinions, and I don't think anyone wants an American where people are worried about retribution ... I think VP Harris supports a future for this country where these freedoms and many others will be upheld."
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Magentamoshi @magentamoshi.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
Enemy! #dungeonmeshi #izutsumi
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Chii 🌻 @cremechii.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
Lil’ buddy 🌱🐱
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shouldhaveanimal @shouldhaveanimal.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
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Scott Kardel aka Palomar Skies @palomarskies.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
This morning's 78.5% illuminated waning gibbous Moon. 🔭
A telescopic image of the Moon in its waning gibbous phase. Many impact craters, some with bright rays, are visible along with smooth dark lunar plains.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
I love ermines so much. I want to raise ermine awareness.
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Ka'ra the tuxedo cat @karaisntactive.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
yOu gotted this box of warm for the me, yes?
Ka'ra the tuxedo cat sits on a red, yellow, and white pizza box. She's turned her head to look at you intently, almost daring you to ask her to move. Behind her are a couple of beverages.
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Place where cat shouldn't be @catshouldnt.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
racism
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 🔜 NFC @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Now that you are on Bluesky with us, please stay, Don't leave ❤️
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Misha🧡🤍💖 @mishacak3s.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
the unthinkable happened the other night
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Häkke Official @hakke-official.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
10 Game to get to know me: - Splitgate - Warframe - Destiny 2 - Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare - Gris - Terraria - Superliminal - Elden Ring - Dungeons of Hinterburg - God of War: Ragnarok I've showed people my full game list and no one has been able to pin down my favorite genre 😭
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Häkke Official @hakke-official.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
This is my wishlist for a new fps game: > Encourages aggression over passivity > TTK slightly lower than something like Destiny 2 >No heroes/operators >Weapons that actually act like guns > Maps designed with the sandbox in mind > And something unique but not overly gimmicky #videogames
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Josh Perusse @orwasitme.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
10 games which earn my favor: 1. Lufia: Rise of the Sinistrals 2. Lufia: The Legend Returns 3. Magic the Gathering 4. World of Warcraft 5. Legend of Zelda (all, fave LTTP) 6. Pokemon 7. Elden Ring 8. Settlers of Catan 9. Lufia and the Fortress of Doom 10. Star Fox SNES
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Pirate Software @piratesoftware.live · 19/10/2024
Vampire Moment
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Morisuke The Scaredy-Cat @morisukecat.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
The day he didn't even know my name vs The life when he knows that he's the best child (still the most scaredy silly boi)
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Spicymochi @spicymochi.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Little chef and secret agent
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Häkke Official @hakke-official.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Hello Guardians! If you've been looking for a new sniper to try out, we here are Häkke are proud to introduce the Veleda-F! Our all new sniper includes our famous Snapshot grip technology and also introduces our all new Closing Time receiver enhancing technology! Get yours today!
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Häkke Official @hakke-official.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
WELCOME TO THE HÄKKE OFFICIAL BLUESKY PAGE! We here at Häkke are here to answer any questions you may have about any of our fine products! (this isn't an actual serious theme, I'm just going to post/repost anything I feel like as this is just my personal account)
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 19/10/2024
comedian gf rehearsing her lines while i bounce on it, call that wordplay
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𝙓𝙚𝙡𝟰 @xel44lex.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Brazilian Miku🇧🇷
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
And that’s exactly what I’m gonna do
4 panel momo comic:
Panel 1: momo is in his bed and there’s a tiny black kitty on his sheets. He just goes ‘haha’
Panel 2-3: he just stares at the kitty, saying nothing.
Panel 4: finally, the cat has opened their eyes and momo says “I could just look at you forever”
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pikat @pikat.io · 19/10/2024
eggies
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Lordyan(Commissions Open) @lordyanyu.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
leak bnnuy, but a robot
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