HL @haitchel.bsky.social · 53mWriting a letter to a loved one who has been diagnosed with terminal cancer and put on palliative care. Where to begin. 450
Reposted by HLduckleberry “goblin dat pussy” jam @ifuckedyr.mom · 12/10/2026real ones remember that i’m a pussy slap influencer 081
HL @haitchel.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Not yet, but im going to wager he will be very pro biting. I think its a selling point 020
Reposted by HLSkip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 11/10/2026so i stumbled upon something weird. it’s an AI musician with an AI generated record label that makes AI-generated lesbian music artists. they are all basically run by the same person, and they aren’t real at all. everything is 100% AI. 2221143
HL @haitchel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Lesbians are super cool until men aren't catered to at all and then we are the fucking devil or something i dunno 020
Reposted by HLfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 03/10/2026my new favorite Dad Bit™️ is giving bebé a tiny shoulder rub and saying things like “you’ve had a hard day” and “you’re carrying a lot of tension up here” 68813
HL @haitchel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"Do you work a desk job? You might want to consider your posture" 130
HL @haitchel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Need to physically restrain myself from biting my cat because he is so cute 3456
Reposted by HLjason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Autumn is slowly creeping in. Like a slow motion fireworks show in the tree lines. 📸: Portland, Oregon 013133
HL @haitchel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Halpstatic.klipy.comScrolling Through ErrorsAlt: A series of error messages on a computer 050
HL @haitchel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026When I say I love Final Fantasy, so much of that is the musicyoutu.beザナラーンの黄昏YouTube video by Nobuo Uematsu - Topic 040
HL @haitchel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If i could sing i wouldnt shut the fuck up (not that i ever really do) 040
HL @haitchel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I never liked the little mermaid. What do you mean you want to be on land? What do you mean for a man? 5282
Reposted by HLTiffany Troia @tiffanytroia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026A group of squirrels is actually called a scurry I guess, but I think it should be a suspicion because they always look like they're up to something sneaky and malevolent 4678
HL @haitchel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I just take whatever is thrown at me, its always different (whatever they have a lot of lying around) This one tastes pretty okay! 020
Reposted by HLduckleberry “goblin dat pussy” jam @ifuckedyr.mom · 01/10/2026friends, enemies, & lovers—welcome to season two ♡ 21727
HL @haitchel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Playing control is deffo a better way to spend your time 🙂↕️ 110
HL @haitchel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Finally watching the backrooms and damn it is an absolute mess 1131
Reposted by HLC. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Nobody hears a tree while it’s growing, but they’re pretty loud when they break. 210332